5 Things I Learned About Sex From Disney

Posted in Rated Grown Up on Jul 17, 2009

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Pirates of The Caribbean – Capt Jack Sparrow was the ultimate player, he’s a drunken ladies man who slept with numerous wenches. Well you can learn a lot from a dummy, so take this as a warning if you cheat you’re liable to get hurt by a woman. Just as jack found out when 2 wenches smacked him. There is an old saying that there is no woman like a woman scorned, so unless you want to get your door keyed, your clothes burned or the windows bust out your car I will suggest you not cheat.
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  • MissBriNicole
    Good list....
    & why is it that almost all of the Disney princesses don't have mothers?!
    (Also, there's penises all in the background of Aladdin if you look)
  • LMAO @ Aladdin Comment. But thats a good Observation, you never hear about the Mothers, and if they have mothers, they are evil step mothers, maybe Walt Disney, had a crazy Bish at home shacking up his daddy.
  • This was a tight post! Creative and cute! I likey! :-)
  • sevenmaxwell314
    Hey, y'all should've added Beauty and the Beast to illustrate that even the most unattractive man has a chance with the hottest chick in the game if his shit is tight. Then you could've referenced Janet and JD!!!
  • lmao..I love this post. Its got flavor. I love the comments about the 7 dwarfs..why can't we have more than one partner...hey...sometimes we want more than one spot stimulated as well ( I never had 2 men before but i wouldnt knock it)

    I love the second one (finding nemo) also. You are right, you lay it right and treat her w respect, you have a loyal friend for life (or least while you laying it down).

    Again good post..one of my fav of urs
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