5 Things I Learned About Sex From Disney

Posted in Rated Grown Up on Jul 17, 2009

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Finding Nemo – Women are like Dory they can f*ck with you and forget you very easily, but if you’re down with them they’ll be down with you. Not only will they be down with you, they’ll go half way around the world with you despite all of your issues and problems. Especially when a good pipe laying is involved. If you hit it from the back right, or throw them up against the wall and get busy it will gain you some extra “I’ll do this with you/for you” points that can build a life long friendship if not nothing else.

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  • MissBriNicole
    Good list....
    & why is it that almost all of the Disney princesses don't have mothers?!
    (Also, there's penises all in the background of Aladdin if you look)
  • LMAO @ Aladdin Comment. But thats a good Observation, you never hear about the Mothers, and if they have mothers, they are evil step mothers, maybe Walt Disney, had a crazy Bish at home shacking up his daddy.
  • This was a tight post! Creative and cute! I likey! :-)
  • sevenmaxwell314
    Hey, y'all should've added Beauty and the Beast to illustrate that even the most unattractive man has a chance with the hottest chick in the game if his shit is tight. Then you could've referenced Janet and JD!!!
  • lmao..I love this post. Its got flavor. I love the comments about the 7 dwarfs..why can't we have more than one partner...hey...sometimes we want more than one spot stimulated as well ( I never had 2 men before but i wouldnt knock it)

    I love the second one (finding nemo) also. You are right, you lay it right and treat her w respect, you have a loyal friend for life (or least while you laying it down).

    Again good post..one of my fav of urs
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