5 Things I Learned About Sex From Disney

Posted in Rated Grown Up on Jul 17, 2009

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People say I know a lot about sex, but the funny thing is almost everything I’ve learned has come from some of the strangest things and situations. Growing up and during my father time I’ve realized that you can learn a lot of things about sex and relationship from watching Disney Movies. This one might look friendly, but it’s going to get hot, consider yourself warned.

1. Lady and The Tramp- Before all the high tech graphics and digitalization of Disney movies there was Lady and the Tramp. This movie was probably like my first exposure to relationships and love. Tramp had no reason to think that Lady would be his lady, but he pulled out all the stops to make her his bitch. It’s the same thing with real women, most females are willing to open up their heart, home, and lives for genuine love. So pull out all the stops, and you don’t have to take a woman to a fancy restaurant to impress her, there are a lot of places you can bring a woman that don’t cost a lot of money at all. If your feelings are true then she’ll be giving you nose kisses in no time.

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  • MissBriNicole
    Good list....
    & why is it that almost all of the Disney princesses don't have mothers?!
    (Also, there's penises all in the background of Aladdin if you look)
  • LMAO @ Aladdin Comment. But thats a good Observation, you never hear about the Mothers, and if they have mothers, they are evil step mothers, maybe Walt Disney, had a crazy Bish at home shacking up his daddy.
  • This was a tight post! Creative and cute! I likey! :-)
  • sevenmaxwell314
    Hey, y'all should've added Beauty and the Beast to illustrate that even the most unattractive man has a chance with the hottest chick in the game if his shit is tight. Then you could've referenced Janet and JD!!!
  • lmao..I love this post. Its got flavor. I love the comments about the 7 dwarfs..why can't we have more than one partner...hey...sometimes we want more than one spot stimulated as well ( I never had 2 men before but i wouldnt knock it)

    I love the second one (finding nemo) also. You are right, you lay it right and treat her w respect, you have a loyal friend for life (or least while you laying it down).

    Again good post..one of my fav of urs
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