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A woman knows if she’s going to sleep with a man from the moment she lays her eyes on him. Yet, just because she knows doesn’t mean a man can’t lose his coochie coupon to her sweet, nasty and gushy stuff. Here are reasons she will not sleep with him.

She won’t sleep with him because:

1. He sent a picture of his peen and she needed a magnify glass to see the picture that was sent.
2. He made her go dutch one too many times.
3. He called her a million times in 2 days
4. He couldn’t keep it up
5. His mother won’t allow him to use the phone after 10.
6. His bus pass doesn’t have spinners or a system.
7. His breath smells like phys ed.
8. He lets her walk all over him and she has lost all respect for him.
9. His sneaker look like he drug them through the mud.
10. He believes he can talk to her using lyrics from his favorite rap songs. He doesn’t understand that just because Drake, Lil Wayne and em can call girls bitches and hoes it doesn’t mean he can and still expect to get laid.

Fact of the matter is that a woman doesn’t need a reason to sleep with a man, there have even been women who have made quite the career off f*cking and sucking random men. But, that also mean she cannot sleep with a guy for no reason at all. It can be anything that causes the cooch to be taken away. What are some reasons you either took or had the cooch taken away?

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