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10 Logical Reasons She Won’t Have Sex With Him
Posted in Rated Grown Up, Relationships on 17. Jul, 2009
CinABun via Twitter
A woman knows if she’s going to sleep with a man from the moment she lays her eyes on him. Yet, just because she knows doesn’t mean a man can’t lose his coochie coupon to her sweet, nasty and gushy stuff. Here are reasons she will not sleep with him.
She won’t sleep with him because:
- He sent a picture of his peen and she needed a magnify glass to see the picture that was sent.
- He made her go dutch one too many times.
- He called her a million times in 2 days
- He couldn’t keep it up
- His mother won’t allow him to use the phone after 10.
- His bus pass doesn’t have spinners or a system.
- His breath smells like phys ed.
- He lets her walk all over him and she has lost all respect for him.
- His sneaker look like he drug them through the mud.
- He believes he can talk to her using lyrics from his favorite rap songs. He doesn’t understand that just because Drake, Lil Wayne and em can call girls bitches and hoes it doesn’t mean he can and still expect to get laid.
Fact of the matter is that a woman doesn’t need a reason to sleep with a man, there have even been women who have made quite the career off f*cking and sucking random men. But, that also mean she cannot sleep with a guy for no reason at all. It can be anything that causes the cooch to be taken away. What are some reasons you either took or had the cooch taken away?
Acting like you already know you're gonna get it. Confidence is one thing, and a little arrogant flirting can be cute, but acting like I'm just supposed to give it to you? PASS!
Twittering our entire conversation, play-by-play… not a good look playa
Word? He wanted everyone to know he was about to smash… i mean he actually twittered the whole thing? wow thats lame i can understand sharing a funny line or two but the whole thing? LMAO! I twittered through dates and lost a coochie coupon.
I don't quite understand that.. it's the truth.. if he knows he is going to get it… and you know you going to give it to him and have said as such… then why can't he act like he's going to get it? You almost promised it to him and you should feel obligated to give him such…. lol well maybe that's just because i'm a man and i feel that way lol
it's never happened personally, but i have friends who've it's happened to.. needless to say, he didn't smash
Let me clarify – Actiling like you WILL when, it's still only a *possibility* (meaning I haven't explicity said so, or I'm not leading you into a bedroom/dark corner), pisses me off.
If I've already said so, then it's whatever – as long as you're not putting my biz in the streets!
If he says he doesn't eat pussy.
During general convo boasting that ur pipe game is so good that u just window shop around the pussy….As Lil Kim Chung says “no licky licky fuck the dicky dicky” SMCH
I agree!!
If a dude is cheap, can't eat coochie, doesn't smell right, house is nasty.
one time i took the coochie away b/c the dude had a funky after smell after he got off work and never even took a shower and expected to get it when he hit the door…i dont think so
Short.men (meaning height).
Also, men that are too aggressive/rough, can't kiss, and just can't get shit right. The sad part is that once you've gotten to the kissing/feeling part, its usually too late to stop it w/o hurting someone's feelings.
Happened to me recently, after 5 minutes of his lame dick (which came after a few minutes of rough ass 4play), I was like “I'm cummin, daddy” and faked it…he was so shocked and asked me if I really came b/c he didn't see n e white stuff. We both knew I didn't, but I lied and said that it was really good and that I did.
N E Wayz, I think I still hurt his feelings b/c after that it was a wrap; and my nipples were hurting for days. I will NEVA do some dumb shit like that again. If the dude can't kiss or lick right, I'm coming up with some kind of excuse…
I can think of a few….
Because he ask how many men I've been with (huge turnoff)
Because he wanted oral but wouldn't reciprocate.
Because he has man-boobs
His breath and his body smelled.
He couldn't find the spot.
He didn't have a condom with him.
He didn't give me any foreplay.
LOL
high five like 5 times!
i don't think some men realize that funk is not sexy! never has, never will be… lmao
I have a perfect example! I was seeing this guy a while back. We had been on a few dates and I was diggin him. One night we're talking on the phone and he started talking sexually. I flirted back and he said something along the lines of I need to let him come over so I could help him with “it”. I laughed and said maybe next time. He instantly got irritated and told me I should WANT to. I nicely and calmly explained that we weren't on that level yet…I was very attracted to him but just getting to really know him…he felt that he “deserved” it. Like I'm a hooker and since he took me out a few times I'm supposed to open up like a rain cloud on an April day! SUCH a turn off!
Needless to say that didn't last long.
“His breath smells like phys ed” LMAO
*Pretty boys turn me off…I like manly men
*Foul breath is a definite NO
I've taken away the coupon SEVERAL times. Body odor and bad hygiene being the main causes.
The other really common cause is when guys talk too much. Meaning, I learn something about them that I really just didn't need to know…that ish more than turns me off, it dries me up. Sometimes guys, if you just shut up and go a long with the flow, you can get what's comin to you…thing is, many don't even know that it's coming but never count it out. The worse thing a lady can do is guarantee it and then the guy f*'s it up with his big mouth so she has to figure out how to backpeddle out of her prior agreement. Best thing to do is simply say nothing and let our actions speak for themselves.
he wont get it if:
1. he dont have his own life or two clingy! not attractive
2. bad hygiene
3.erectile dysfunction
4. he cant treat me like a lady, take me out from time to time and isnt financially stable…my punani dont get wet for broke men.
5. if he isnt confident and/or dresses like a thug! yuck
Hmmmmmm….One word TRUST.
You have to fully trust someone to elevate to THAT level.(IMO)
With trust comes comfort…
Thank u.
Lol, 1st two happened 2me as well…
Why would he care about how many men i've been with???
I dont plan 2ask u the same question, why would u think bout doing it?
And honey, WE BOTH KNOW u've smashed more ppl that i have…
So, if u dont wanna answer the same question OR ur not ready 2hear the answer, just lay off the subject!
I have a couple more to add….
Man didn't know how to touch me at all. He treated my breasts like dough, just kneading and squeezing them all rough. It's like he didn't know what he was doing. And his fingers were rough when he tried to finger me, I mean, he had ragged fingernails. (Do guys still fingerpop a woman these days? UGH!) In general, if a man doesn't know how to get a woman in the mood, then it's ACCESS DENIED!
I also have to agree with the last comment about a guy bragging about his pipe game. Not cute at all. I don't want to hear about how big it is and how he's going to blow my back out and find out he has a small dingaling.
Preach Preacher
1. HE SAY HE DONT EAT PUSSY
-SAY HE NEVA DONE IT…SAY HE NEVA TRIED…SITTIN THERE TELLIN A MUTHAFUKKIN LIE!
2. HIS HYGIENE SMELLS OFF
-HOW DO U NOT SMELL URSELF?
3. DICK IMPRINT LOOKS SMALL
-I LIKE GUYS WHO WEAR MAGNUMS
4. LOOKS LIKE HE MAY SWEAT ALOT
- DNT BE DRIPPIN UR BODY JUICE ON ME!
5. TEETH LOOK FUKKED UP
- EVEN IF HE DID EAT PUSSY I DNT WANT U TO IF IT LOOK UR FAV CANDY IS GRANITE
6. SHORTER THAN ME
- I'M NOT INTO MIDGET SEX. SORRY
7. MORE FEMINIE THEN ME – METROSEXUALS <-”SUS-SPECS”
- I'M NOT WITH THAT GAY SHIT!
8. CONCEITED <-KANYE WEST EGO <-GAY FISH LOL
- I'M ALL 4 CONFIDENCE BUT 2 MUCH MAKES ME WANNA THROW A BAG OF BRICKS AT YOU
9. IF I'VE HEARD YOUR NAME TOO OFTEN
- NO ONE LIKES A MALE WHORE… AND I WOULD NEVA WANT 2 HAVE TO GO TO A FREE CLINIC AFTER WE HAD SEX
10. WE DON'T CLICK.
-CHEMISTRY IS EVERYTHING. AND IF YOU CAN'T MAKE ME COMFORTABLE ENOUGH. THEN SEX WOULD BE POINTLESS.
wow but if a dude said the same thing i would rip him!! lol
yall not i… yall would rip him!
see but that maybe next time… was you giving him his coupon…. y'all cant play with the coochie don't imply it. just a thought.
you're welcome! lol
good list! lol
wow he smelled that bad!! Did you tell him to jump in the shower first?
I wouldn't rip him lol. I'd just say “Well, I guess we're not fuckin”.
If a man does not eat pussy I dont mess with him. Let me tell u why I feel like that though. I'm 23 years old and I've NEVER, ever, ever, ever “reached climax” from penetration. I just got tired of satisfying and not being satisfied and you best believe I'm going first lol
I hear what you sayin…..and he probably would've gotten there, had he not taken the attitude and air of entitlement that he did. But I'm glad he did cause that just let me know where his head was….
of course… i dont play that stank shxt
I meant to comment, not like,
Wow i think my insides would just shrivel up and die if i'd never had a vaginal Orgasm.
First of all, I love you for referencing Kilo's classic, “Love in the Mouth”, and flipping it for us females.
And I co-sign with the metrosexual thing. I like men who are men and do manly things. What do you mean you want to get a pedicure? Or wax your body hair? And further, I can't imagine feeling protected and enveloped in the arms of a man with a broken wrist. Might as well just cuddle with my homegirl or sister.
Amen to that !!!
Why, oh why did you fake it?! Don't encourage lame dick. Now he's gonna go on to the next girl and think he's doing something special.
What? People actually do that?!?! How old is he… 16?!!?!?
That man is deffinitely inexperienced and immature if he can't at least wait until the ride home to tell his friends.
Yes. Excessive phone usage will get the coochie coupon revoked… QUICK!
Because he wanted oral but wouldn't reciprocate. No Condoms. Pissed me off beforehand. No foreplay. Foreplay was wack. Dick was small as hell.
it's not that I don't eat pussy, it's just that I'm not eating YOUR pussy.
lol @ erectile dysfunction. Sometimes it's not that I can't get hard, it's the realization that I'm not into the girl I wanted to fuck as much as I thought I was. It's all sour from there. Am I sure? Yup, cause as soon as I leave her house……the next girl gets me hard in 2.3 seconds.
Its my choice! With NO reason at all! I either want it or I don't whenever I say!
LOL to many women do not realize the POWER they have ROFL LMFAO…
Just remember to use a condom EVERY time married or not!
Sorry…we all have to learn some kinda way. We'll just call that my learning experience. BTW: I think he knew his d1ck was lame from jump. But, I won't ever do that again.
Well, either way, you're not getting it.
how you gonna take the box away from me before I even tried to get it? darn it!!! lol.
why in the world would you get married only to use a condom? Get tested before marriage. If both clean, do ya thang. If u don't trust the person, you should not have married them.