Comments on: How Not To Kill A Crazy Lover

By: DaRuler

DaRuler — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:48:52 +0000

i ain't never really dealt with any crazy broads, but i did have this one chick. it all started with us supposing to be cut buddies then she wanted something else. i probably would've messed with her though if she hadn't lied about almost everything i thought i knew about her, including her age (oh, and she was old enough). i can recall her doing stupid ish like threatening a nigga for leaving the room when she already knew what the plan was from the jump (a quickie then i'm going home). then i remember one time i hit, i get ready to go and how about i got boo koo shit missing (wallet, bluetooth, belt, and the undershirt i had on).. talking bout “hell nah, you ain't leaving…”. i think if my dick was made of paper she would've ripped it off. i had to damn near get into a fight over MY SHIT! then the last time, which was the time i just really broke it off was after popping up in random places she know i be… i go to the club one night. i'm chilling, enjoying the vibe talking to one of my homeboys. how bout i turn my head for 5 seconds and she pop up between me and him like we was in jason movie… i'm like wtf? so after that i move around and she pop up again! this time threatening me talking bout i was hollering at her sister when all i did was speak… plus she had the audacity to grab me and wrinkle up my shirt collar! it pretty much ended from there with me getting a lil' crazy and telling her that i was going to the car to get my .380 if she EVER grabbed me like that again while i was in the club! LOL…

By: Dominique Laws

Dominique Laws — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 07:32:00 +0000

Damn she locked up on the D…she has a killa grip…lmao

My daughter's father hit me with a couple of crazy moment…RIP Klue. the most memoriable is when we had broken up for a short time in 04, he devised this plan to get me to talk to him, by convincing my friend that likes to smoke to come do some random dudes hair…we pull into this street that looks more like an alley, I see his friend standing outside, he says something bout oh my man just want to talk to her…we pull off, my man jumps out of somebody's yard like the predator on to the hood of the car talking bout ya'll gonna hit me….I can laugh now but that was some crazy crazy shit…lmao

so I've had a crazy moment where I slashed one of my college exes tires because he took the cable descrambler that he gave me back and didnt even have cable to use it on…lol I feel bad now, but I think everyone has alittle crazy in them somtimes…lls

By: Heinsaine SwaggeR

Heinsaine SwaggeR — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:13:03 +0000

if you date someone crazy, you must be crazy.

Birds of a Feather Flock Together…

By: bogart4017

bogart4017 — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:49:02 +0000

I had dto bounce on a chick i was living with who believed in “corporal punishment” if you will. I guess she came up in that environment but it ain't my cup of tea to be smacking a broad around. When she would do some foul shit i would just ignore it or leave. One day i was ignoring her ignorant ass and reading the paper and she set it on fire in my hands. I had to hold her against the wall with one hand and stomp the fire out with both feet. When somebody wants to wreck their shit and yours too its best to put some distance between you. I moved six states away.

By: Pjai

Pjai — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:05:36 +0000

I had 1 experience with a crazy mofo. I was 19yrs old at the time and this dude was abusive. First it was the verbal abuse he would say the most hurtful things to me you could imagine. Then one day he hits me because he got mad I came over his house late. Of course he was all sorry and baby you know I would never blah blah blah, so like most women I forgave him. Weeks later, I was still getting verbal abuse and we were in the streets and we got into a heated agrument and SMMMMAACCCKKK, right in my face, then he grabs my hair and starts dragging me. THANK GOD we were in public and these dudes helped me and this woman pulled me up got me out of there (found out those dudes were her sons). Of course, hours laters he calls, begging to see me and all this sorry nonsense, I told him to leave me the hell alone. Now I'm not a fool and I know how this dude was so I went to my friends house and called my DO DIRT BROs and told them to come over. I grew up with these dudes (6) who are consider my brothers. They came over and they saw me (dude messed my face up with the hit and I had scratches from being dragged) and I told them what happened. All they said was word aight, don't worry about it. Then they chilled ate a little asked if I was good, I said yes and then they left. At 1st I never understood why they had such a nonchalant attitude about the situation until about a month later I heard crazy mofo got beat up pretty bad and was in the hosiptal and no one knew who did it. I told my DO DIRT Bros and they said “word”. After a while 1 of them told me they did it, but I knew it was them (Thus the reason I call them DO DIRT Bros)

So anytime some dude starts displaying some redflag actions a sista jumps ship quick fast.

By: 404

404 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:23:06 +0000

Maybe I was the crazy one??

lol idk

By: Ness

Ness — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:09:31 +0000

Wow……tht's crzy….

I don't think I've ever dealt with a full fledge crzy person.

Kudos to those who have dealt with the crazies out there b/c I don't attract crzy ppl.

By: ALMiss

ALMiss — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:53:46 +0000

Me and one of my exes have been broken up for years but we're still great friends and talk on the regular. We both know he still has feelings for me, but it's not ever gonna go back to the way he was. So after we broke up, he started messing with this CRAZY chick…I mean, she even has those crazy bucked eyes and for some reason she hates my guts, probably becuz her dude still wants me, but whatever. He was over my house once and she called him and asked where he was and he told her he was over my house (big mistake!). She started telling him about how if he ever cheated on her, she'd make sure to kill him, the girl he was cheating on her with, and possibly herself (some reall Steve McNair ish, right?). She was saying that no matter where he and the girl would run, she'd find them and kill them…and I swear, she was dead serious!! So he had to stay on the phone with her almost the whole night trying to convince her not to kill herself and that he wasn't cheating on her. Meanwhile throughout their whole relationship, she cheats on him whenever she pleases but makes a fuss when he threatens to leave her. That was about 3 years ago and he still hasn't been able to get rid of her. I just make sure to distance myself from her because she has talked about harming me, but I'm not one to play any games. I wish she would try…it'd be game over!

By: Kush6

Kush6 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:52:57 +0000

Ok Im 5'9 aand was dating a guy that was like 5'0 (picture the pimp frm Friday After Next)) Well we wasnt ever really dating we just hooked up a few times. Ok so I moved and got a new apt, doing me enjoying the single life. Some months go by but I still see him in the hood cuz we stay like right down the street from each other…ok well one day he calls me cuz he now is friends with my neighbor across from me. So I'm like Ok, u can come thru..” thinkin it would be nice to see him as i havent seen him in like 6 months..we chill for an hour or so…then he gets all weird when i tell him that im tired and is he gonna chill or go home…goes thru the motions of acting like im just draggin him to chill with me…not really cuz i have a huge bed that i love to sleep in all by myself…with satin sheets (wink wink) that i bought for my ass not his….so im layin there waitin for him to get his shit and hes just walkin around my room…doin laps it seems like but never exiting. (Dane Cook comes to mind at this point: LEAVE!! NIGGA, JUST LEAVE!!!!) So im like look u can just call me after u get home to make it cool for him to go and hes like yea but imma go get my charger and come back and then imma and so on and so on….im like just go…..ok the next day he again invites himself over this time brings his baby over, proceeds to leave his baby at my house while he goes to get high…stays gone for like 4 hours…i have to put his child to zzz then try to go to zzz when i cant i have to CALL him to come get his own child….when he comes bacc he doesnt pack his baby up and leave he proceeds to get comfy and attempt to score some ass again….unh unh nigga U TRIPPIN….when i became the one stop shop for bbysittin and ass i have no idea…again he wont leave and is gettin on my last nerve, him and his ne'er do well lookn ass baby…ok so im like why am i dealing with this…ultimately i have to call the police to get him to pack his itty bitty ass the hell out my crib!!! the end KUSH aka Ms Lover Lover aka No, u cant stay aka, Break My Back then Be Up Out aka The Truth

By: HeadMistress

HeadMistress — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:39:52 +0000

True, true…but there are ways around that too, men have to be a little more cunning with their “crazy” – takes a lot more thought