How Not To Kill A Crazy Lover
“You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn’t even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That’s the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That’s what I’m talking about because that’s the only way you’re going to get better.”
Have you ever dealt with a crazy person, now I’m not talking regular crazy like drools or believe in they’re a comic book character, a famous person’s girlfriend or anything like that. I’m talking about those new and improved extra crazy people.
You know the ones, who always ask where you going, who you talking to, or just popping up out the blue. I had a girl who sat outside my house once, I pulled up parked my car and walked into my house. As soon as I closed the door I got a phone call it was her, calling to tell me what I had on, and that I had just walked in the house and she saw me. I never noticed she was parked two spots up. I hopped into her car a bit scared and she said to me… “See I could have killed you” I could have been Steve McNair’d before Steve McNair.
There are also crazy people who can’t take a sign, or just won’t take no for an answer. I had a friend who sat on the phone all night with a girl who was threatening to kill herself. I also had another neighbor who was basically a prisoner for a grown ass man. She was an 18 year old mother, and she was bad. Her body was off the hook, and her face was very pretty. I saw her one day and inquired about her, from the dude who hung out around the building. They told me how her boyfriend beats her ass and she’s never alone. One day I was walking to the store and I saw her walking like one of those white girls in the scary movies. She pulled out her hoe card, because her man took the baby for the day. I mention her to say that a crazy person can have a strange affect on a person.
There is also the crazy person who thinks the whole word is against them. Everything makes them feel sad, they are so depressed it’s not even funny. I can go on for days but I want y’all to share your stories. What’s the craziest things you’ve ever had to deal with in a relationship? Mine would have to be the girl who locked up on me and would not let me out of her coochie. Than sat outside my house for 3 hours so I wouldn’t leave.
