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How Not To Kill A Crazy Lover
Posted in Relationships on 09. Jul, 2009
“You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn’t even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That’s the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That’s what I’m talking about because that’s the only way you’re going to get better.”
Have you ever dealt with a crazy person, now I’m not talking regular crazy like drools or believe in they’re a comic book character, a famous person’s girlfriend or anything like that. I’m talking about those new and improved extra crazy people.
You know the ones, who always ask where you going, who you talking to, or just popping up out the blue. I had a girl who sat outside my house once, I pulled up parked my car and walked into my house. As soon as I closed the door I got a phone call it was her, calling to tell me what I had on, and that I had just walked in the house and she saw me. I never noticed she was parked two spots up. I hopped into her car a bit scared and she said to me… “See I could have killed you” I could have been Steve McNair’d before Steve McNair.
There are also crazy people who can’t take a sign, or just won’t take no for an answer. I had a friend who sat on the phone all night with a girl who was threatening to kill herself. I also had another neighbor who was basically a prisoner for a grown ass man. She was an 18 year old mother, and she was bad. Her body was off the hook, and her face was very pretty. I saw her one day and inquired about her, from the dude who hung out around the building. They told me how her boyfriend beats her ass and she’s never alone. One day I was walking to the store and I saw her walking like one of those white girls in the scary movies. She pulled out her hoe card, because her man took the baby for the day. I mention her to say that a crazy person can have a strange affect on a person.
There is also the crazy person who thinks the whole word is against them. Everything makes them feel sad, they are so depressed it’s not even funny. I can go on for days but I want y’all to share your stories. What’s the craziest things you’ve ever had to deal with in a relationship? Mine would have to be the girl who locked up on me and would not let me out of her coochie. Than sat outside my house for 3 hours so I wouldn’t leave.
dang!!! locked up on you and wouldn't let go now that's some good muscles doing kegals as I type!!!
This guy I was dealing with when I was 16 is the craziest man I ever met in my life. He was 4 years older and very attractive but he was so possessive. He was calling my house phone all hours of the night and would be at the bus stop when I got out of school. Eventually I had to break it off with him. Thats when the extra craziness started. After our breakup he would call my part time job and hang up. He called the fird department to my house. W e were only together for two months and he was making it seem like I was his wife. After a few weeks I met a new friend and my ex must have saw us together (he lived not too far from me). The next morning I decided not to go to school since it was the end of the year. Crazo called my phone and started asking me how my cats were doing? My family had two cats living in the house and we used to feed a stray cat outside. I just hung up on him. He called back and told me that he left something on my step. When I went out on my porch the stray cat was sitting on the chair posted up with a string around its neck. Apparantly this nigga strangled or snapped the poor cats neck and left it on the chair for me. WTF!! I called my girls and they helped me get rid of cat's body. I was so shook. He continuously called my phone but it eventually died down. What makes it bad it that I see him once in a while now if I'm out with my girls and I walk the other way. He must have found some other chick to stalk but I still get laughed at to this day by my gf's because of his crazy ass.
I had a stalker that I had never met. I only learned his name from the police report. He learned my name from a piece of paper I'd dropped while he was following me. He couldn't even pronounce it correctly. To this day. every time someone mispronounces my name I get a chill…People can be on some other ish sometimes. Dude was waay crazy though because he ended up shooting his sister and holding her hostage in an apartment with her two young kids. I learned this in court. After that, I moved to a different state.
I was dating this really cute guy when I was 15, he said he was 19 (Still too old 4 me). I ended up gettin turned off by his possessiveness and lies and cut him off 1 month in. He was lyin bout his age, was really like 25. He then used to pop up wherever I was for the next 4 years. City bus, high school, my house. He would follow me to my bf place and ask me was I fuckin him and tell me it wasnt fair cuz I didnt fuck him. Then I went away to college and he showed up there! He finally fazed out 6 months after I started school.
Damn, where do I start. on the real it's hard to find a person who ain't a fuckin lunatic. Especially if you got it going on, everyone seems to be nice until you throw the D on them or you don't even have to know them. I had a chick pop up on me over other female house and stalk us from there. she would pop up at the damness time. Like out for pizza she pops up, walking to the store she pops up. this broad was crazy ass fuck. funny thing is she was a damn freak in the bed and did it on the floor, but that shit wasn't worth here crazy ass stalking me. I mean we all don't want people playing with our emotions but when someone is telling you it's not cool, then move the fuck on. let it go, it's too much out for us to have out here.
Damn these stories make mine seem tame by comparison. I just had an ex who took a job right by my house and told my mother he would be able to carry a gun for the job. This was after non-stop calls to me and my mother saying he wouldn't give up until we were back together. I spent a lot of time looking over my shoulder. About a year after the break-up he returned my things from his house. I tossed all of it, except for my sports bra…shit, it's hard finding a DDD sports bra.
The best way to deal with crazy is to “appear” to be crazier
Most “crazy people/stalkers” aren't really crazy they just push things to see how far they can get, their goal is to get what they want or at the very least a reaction out of you because they can't get what they want – if you have a problem with someone like that just mirror their behavior but make it just a little bit worse and watch how fast they'll leave you alone
Hmm, that is excellent advice HeadMistress. Hopefully I'll never need to use it, but it's good to know just in case.
I dated a ballerina, one of the baddest women I have ever been with beautiful and intelligent….but she was crazy. We broke up and she busted out my car windows so I couldn't go anywhere. I was house sitting at my parents house one weekend and didn't tell her where I was at, she parked her car in the driveway and left….so I wouldn't be able to go anywhere. She also knew how to drive me crazy. I learned from her that there are some women that no matter how good the look, how great the head game is, how well their riding game is…they are damaged goods stay away from them….cause they will get you caught up.
It took another women to get her off my back
Yeah I use to think that way until I got in a lil bit of trouble after trying to out crazy a girl. A man who acts crazy towards a women is sort of judged differently by the law.
True, true…but there are ways around that too, men have to be a little more cunning with their “crazy” – takes a lot more thought
Ok Im 5'9 aand was dating a guy that was like 5'0 (picture the pimp frm Friday After Next)) Well we wasnt ever really dating we just hooked up a few times. Ok so I moved and got a new apt, doing me enjoying the single life. Some months go by but I still see him in the hood cuz we stay like right down the street from each other…ok well one day he calls me cuz he now is friends with my neighbor across from me. So I'm like Ok, u can come thru..” thinkin it would be nice to see him as i havent seen him in like 6 months..we chill for an hour or so…then he gets all weird when i tell him that im tired and is he gonna chill or go home…goes thru the motions of acting like im just draggin him to chill with me…not really cuz i have a huge bed that i love to sleep in all by myself…with satin sheets (wink wink) that i bought for my ass not his….so im layin there waitin for him to get his shit and hes just walkin around my room…doin laps it seems like but never exiting. (Dane Cook comes to mind at this point: LEAVE!! NIGGA, JUST LEAVE!!!!) So im like look u can just call me after u get home to make it cool for him to go and hes like yea but imma go get my charger and come back and then imma and so on and so on….im like just go…..ok the next day he again invites himself over this time brings his baby over, proceeds to leave his baby at my house while he goes to get high…stays gone for like 4 hours…i have to put his child to zzz then try to go to zzz when i cant i have to CALL him to come get his own child….when he comes bacc he doesnt pack his baby up and leave he proceeds to get comfy and attempt to score some ass again….unh unh nigga U TRIPPIN….when i became the one stop shop for bbysittin and ass i have no idea…again he wont leave and is gettin on my last nerve, him and his ne'er do well lookn ass baby…ok so im like why am i dealing with this…ultimately i have to call the police to get him to pack his itty bitty ass the hell out my crib!!! the end KUSH aka Ms Lover Lover aka No, u cant stay aka, Break My Back then Be Up Out aka The Truth
Me and one of my exes have been broken up for years but we're still great friends and talk on the regular. We both know he still has feelings for me, but it's not ever gonna go back to the way he was. So after we broke up, he started messing with this CRAZY chick…I mean, she even has those crazy bucked eyes and for some reason she hates my guts, probably becuz her dude still wants me, but whatever. He was over my house once and she called him and asked where he was and he told her he was over my house (big mistake!). She started telling him about how if he ever cheated on her, she'd make sure to kill him, the girl he was cheating on her with, and possibly herself (some reall Steve McNair ish, right?). She was saying that no matter where he and the girl would run, she'd find them and kill them…and I swear, she was dead serious!! So he had to stay on the phone with her almost the whole night trying to convince her not to kill herself and that he wasn't cheating on her. Meanwhile throughout their whole relationship, she cheats on him whenever she pleases but makes a fuss when he threatens to leave her. That was about 3 years ago and he still hasn't been able to get rid of her. I just make sure to distance myself from her because she has talked about harming me, but I'm not one to play any games. I wish she would try…it'd be game over!
Wow……tht's crzy….
I don't think I've ever dealt with a full fledge crzy person.
Kudos to those who have dealt with the crazies out there b/c I don't attract crzy ppl.
Maybe I was the crazy one??
lol idk
I had 1 experience with a crazy mofo. I was 19yrs old at the time and this dude was abusive. First it was the verbal abuse he would say the most hurtful things to me you could imagine. Then one day he hits me because he got mad I came over his house late. Of course he was all sorry and baby you know I would never blah blah blah, so like most women I forgave him. Weeks later, I was still getting verbal abuse and we were in the streets and we got into a heated agrument and SMMMMAACCCKKK, right in my face, then he grabs my hair and starts dragging me. THANK GOD we were in public and these dudes helped me and this woman pulled me up got me out of there (found out those dudes were her sons). Of course, hours laters he calls, begging to see me and all this sorry nonsense, I told him to leave me the hell alone. Now I'm not a fool and I know how this dude was so I went to my friends house and called my DO DIRT BROs and told them to come over. I grew up with these dudes (6) who are consider my brothers. They came over and they saw me (dude messed my face up with the hit and I had scratches from being dragged) and I told them what happened. All they said was word aight, don't worry about it. Then they chilled ate a little asked if I was good, I said yes and then they left. At 1st I never understood why they had such a nonchalant attitude about the situation until about a month later I heard crazy mofo got beat up pretty bad and was in the hosiptal and no one knew who did it. I told my DO DIRT Bros and they said “word”. After a while 1 of them told me they did it, but I knew it was them (Thus the reason I call them DO DIRT Bros)
So anytime some dude starts displaying some redflag actions a sista jumps ship quick fast.
I had dto bounce on a chick i was living with who believed in “corporal punishment” if you will. I guess she came up in that environment but it ain't my cup of tea to be smacking a broad around. When she would do some foul shit i would just ignore it or leave. One day i was ignoring her ignorant ass and reading the paper and she set it on fire in my hands. I had to hold her against the wall with one hand and stomp the fire out with both feet. When somebody wants to wreck their shit and yours too its best to put some distance between you. I moved six states away.
if you date someone crazy, you must be crazy.
Birds of a Feather Flock Together…
Damn she locked up on the D…she has a killa grip…lmao
My daughter's father hit me with a couple of crazy moment…RIP Klue. the most memoriable is when we had broken up for a short time in 04, he devised this plan to get me to talk to him, by convincing my friend that likes to smoke to come do some random dudes hair…we pull into this street that looks more like an alley, I see his friend standing outside, he says something bout oh my man just want to talk to her…we pull off, my man jumps out of somebody's yard like the predator on to the hood of the car talking bout ya'll gonna hit me….I can laugh now but that was some crazy crazy shit…lmao
so I've had a crazy moment where I slashed one of my college exes tires because he took the cable descrambler that he gave me back and didnt even have cable to use it on…lol I feel bad now, but I think everyone has alittle crazy in them somtimes…lls
i ain't never really dealt with any crazy broads, but i did have this one chick. it all started with us supposing to be cut buddies then she wanted something else. i probably would've messed with her though if she hadn't lied about almost everything i thought i knew about her, including her age (oh, and she was old enough). i can recall her doing stupid ish like threatening a nigga for leaving the room when she already knew what the plan was from the jump (a quickie then i'm going home). then i remember one time i hit, i get ready to go and how about i got boo koo shit missing (wallet, bluetooth, belt, and the undershirt i had on).. talking bout “hell nah, you ain't leaving…”. i think if my dick was made of paper she would've ripped it off. i had to damn near get into a fight over MY SHIT! then the last time, which was the time i just really broke it off was after popping up in random places she know i be… i go to the club one night. i'm chilling, enjoying the vibe talking to one of my homeboys. how bout i turn my head for 5 seconds and she pop up between me and him like we was in jason movie… i'm like wtf? so after that i move around and she pop up again! this time threatening me talking bout i was hollering at her sister when all i did was speak… plus she had the audacity to grab me and wrinkle up my shirt collar! it pretty much ended from there with me getting a lil' crazy and telling her that i was going to the car to get my .380 if she EVER grabbed me like that again while i was in the club! LOL…