Xilla PSA: I Will Not Let A Girl Steal My Girl
I don’t want a threesome anymore. Mainly because I don’t trust these hoes. These days you have to be more cautious of your girl’s female friends than you do her male friends. There is a new breed of female who appreciates a woman’s beauty more than she appreciates a man’s excellence. While these niggas are busy trying to get a woman’s opinion on his salmon colored shirt and how it matches his kicks. Kanye approved of course.
I’ve seen woman slobber over Tahiry’s butt, Amber’s boobs, and Rihanna’s nipple ring. Followed by a no nympho or no homo or the now infamous [II] What’s going on these days? As a man I can’t compete with the beauty of a woman, nor can I compete with the dildo of a true lipstick femme, or as I like to call them nigga-b*tches. Not to be confused with b*tch niggas. I have no problem with them, they can befriend one of my chicks anyday, but I don’t trust to studdly hoes. Hell I don’t even trust those extra pretty chicks. They are the main ones who wanna experiment. Get your curious ass away from my chick! I saw you were looking at her butt, in the club. That’s my ass, and I’m 100% sure I can out f*ck you for a good 45 minutes, but that 46th… damn you got me.
I’ve always said I learned how to eat coochie from a lesbian. A nice fine femme I used to work with, who strung me along for a good 9 months before I found out we were on the “SAME TEAM”
You girls fall for those “oh you’re so beautiful” compliments from chicks and next thing you know you’re letting this extra cute girl feel on your boobs while I sit there smiling because I’m thinking about the threesome, while this extra cute nigga-b*tch is about to take my girl with a hurricane tongue that could have brought Dorothy, Ashanti and Diana Ross to Oz and back in 2 minutes flat. Damn nigga-b*tches. NO HOMO, but you have no idea what it’s like to look at a person dressed like a boy that’s so cute you find yourself staring trying to figure out if that’s a guy or a girl. You analyze them like, eye brows arched, eye liner and a fitted cap, and the only way you know its a girl because you notice the damn rainbow accessories she has on. But people from a far just think this nigga staring at another nigga! PAUSE!!! That’s a girl!! Damn it. A girl who will take my chick if I let her, but it’s not going to happen.
One of my exes told me she got a girlfriend now. How the hell did this happen, you might ask. It happened because I tried to talk her best friend into having a threesome with us, and they decided to partake of the festivities without me. You can’t do that it’s against the rules. It’s one of those unwritten rules like how y’all won’t talk to a dude who has looked at your friend like he wanted to smash, or said hi to your friend and she runs and tell you that nigga tried to holla at me. No I didn’t I just said hi, now I can’t holla at the chick I wanted to holla at because I was being nice. I swear y’all ladies got some weird ways.
And how does your coochie just end up in another chicks mouth? Riddle me this pretty young thing? All I’m saying is watch these chicks, they will smile in your face one day and have your coochie or your chicks cooch in their mouth the next. Remember what Marvelous Mo said about the saga of a straight chick, well there is another saga of trying to keep your chick straight.
