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Cinderella – How Joe Biden Got Me Laid
Posted in Uncategorized on 07. Jul, 2009
I was on the phone setting up a ride home while I was waiting at the MARTA station. Shorty wasn’t my girl, but she did take care of me. Looking back that might of been the reason why I dealt with her because honestly she wasn’t that cute. I mean she wasn’t ugly but she wasn’t “THE BOMB!” I could of done better, and in the back of my mind I thought all she’d be a Cinderella who never had a chance at the title. That’s when I saw her, Better. I quickly hung up the phone with the chick I was passing time with, and made small talk with Better. She was from Delaware visiting Atlanta for the weekend, one she would never forget.
I asked her how did she feel to be from the home of the guy who could be our next vice president. She looked at me like I was stupid until I explained to her that Obama picked Biden for his VP. She smiled, and began to accept my small talk. During the ride back, we realized we were going to the same station, we exchanged numbers and made plans to hook up later that night. I didn’t take it seriously though, I figured it would be another boring night with the chick who was just keeping a better woman’s spot by my side. Until I got a text message. I check it, smiled when the pass time girl asked me who text me. I brushed her off. “You are not my girl” I thought. I was in her car, getting a ride from her and I’m making plans to hook up with another woman. So wrong.
It was no wonder I wasn’t in a relationship, but she knew that at the time I didn’t want to be tied down. I was enjoying myself nor was I in any situation to take care of a girlfriend like I wanted. Anyway, I told her to drop me off at my house, she wanted to hang out that night, but I was leaving my options open for the better chick.
Later that night I got the call from Better, she wanted to hang and she asked me if I had a friend. I only had a room mate, and lucky for me he wanted to hang. We went out for a bite to eat and ended back at our apartment where there was a gang load of alcohol and board games. We played for shots and before we knew it we were all drunk out of our minds. I made the move for some first date sex and it worked.
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SMDH Xilla! DAMN!! You make me miss the ISH out of my man!!
i had this same experience with this guy that i would not look twice at in a room filled with 5 people including myself. but i did and he hit spots i didnt even know was there.
Joe Biden ain't neva did shit for ME!!!!!!
And you do know whe the CHICK reads yo post she is gonna go ape shit on yo ass.
LMAO
That's that island love……..
Xilla, I know you are GLAD the Marta girl didn't leave you with a present yoiu couldn't give back!! Eating the fur burger to get some head.. Risky
always am I, but we take risk, all the time. Each time we have sex we gamble our lives.
HOOOOOOOTTTTT DAYUMNNNN! XILLA! YUP THIS ONE TOOK THE CAKE…THIS 1 MADE ME WANNA BE CINDERELLA FA A NITE! LMAO! GOOD JOB…NICE STORY…
FAV LINE:
“….YOU GONNA SUCK ME OFF”
damn xilla!!! u need to write a book like ASAP! lol
@sincerely_b (follow me) :*)
Yes that is true especially the way you serve it up
Enjoy reading you!
I stuck a finger in her other hole she loved it. I said you like that b*tch!
^^^^^^^^
WOW….WEN I READ THT I BURST OUT LAUGHIN UR SUCH A FOOL
BUT I LOVED IT…I COULD PICTURE EVERYTHING THT WAS GOIN ON
LIKE A ZANE BOOK…U ALMOST GOT ME (WET)BLOGXILLA
Had to find out how Biden got you laid, lol. But as an atlantan with no car, I can relate. Marta sucks, is unreliable, and always seems to breakdown at the worst times. Sometimes you need a back up, even if they aren't Better. I know some LAMES I would keep in the wings, but hey, their car worked, they wouldn't ask me for gas $, and always smoked me out. I didn't even mess around with them. Lames and suckers!
Anyway, glad you had a great lay, that always makes me walk with a little more bounce in my step!
aww why don't you call him up!
thanks babes… You don't want none of me…
almost… damn I thought i went in… maybe next time.
Don't challenge me… LOL
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Ok, took me awhile – rarely am I at a loss for words so I'm just gonna give you the same “Whoa” you gave me back on the swallowing post ;>
Definitely hot minus the eating of the chick you just met…I had to do a mental edit to get past that but enjoyed it overall – you can put this one in the book too, I can use it as a prelude to a game of sexy stranger
Talk about feeling guilty in the morning…with that said, I need to stop wasting time with the “you'll do for now” bro. My Mr. “I'm Yours” is out there somewhere and me spending time with that other dude (who is ok, but that's just it, he's just ok).
Btw, DAYYUUMMM XILLA!!
classic line…
“I grabbed a handful of hair, and pounded away making tidal wave in her ass. “
hott ass story
YAY, a Cinderella story… these are my favorites!!!
oooh weee. i onlii dream of sex like this… so jealous!!!
Xilla u sumthin else i tell ya
WOW! Freaking standing ovation! Dang that story was awesome. I could see everything happening in my mind!
im late..(i been mia for a few months) but i love this 1… might just get in the top 3!
I THOUGHT THIS SHIT WAS HALARIOUS LMFAO