5 Things People Think About During Sex
Once while my manxilla was encased in some that warm, wet and gushy stuff I had an ephiphany. It may have been one of mygreatest thoughts ever. You might not know this but it is during sex that I have my greatest thoughts and ideas. So I compiled a list of 5 things people think about during sex. Grab your pens and post its you’re going to want to take notes.
That Body: Sometime you just want to enjoy the view. The site of a woman’s body is absolutely amazing. So while we are digging into that gushy stuff, we are admiring her boobs. “Oh how round they are!” While hitting it from the back we are astonished by her butt. It is almost hypnotic as we watch the waves that occur when we smack that @ss. Ladies are no different they also marvel at the man’s body. Arms, chest, abs the beads of sweat forming on his forehead as he works her hole.
Bills, Sports & Shopping List: Fact of the matter is that sometime we need to focus on other things just to make sure we don’t finish to early. For women, she may have a different reason for thinking about things like her shopping list during sex. Maybe the dude just isn’t hitting the right spots, but for us men we do it so we can last longer. I know there have been times when I started counting backwards to make sure I wouldn’t bust too early. I even recited rap lyrics to try to drown out her moans so I can keep on going.
Lies: We’ve all been here at one time or another. Things have just happened and you are having sex. Either you were near the end of sex or just wanted the sex to be over. This is wen you start thinking of a lie. You may be thinking of a lie to end the sex or the lie you are going to tell your boo when you get home, but you’re thinking of a lie.
Another Mother F*cker: I know lying was the last thing we thought about, but lets not lie. We’ve all thought about another mother f*cker at one point. Known or unknown. Ladies thought about Trey Songz, Idris Elba, or Reggie Bush, while getting their back blown out by a regular dude! Men have thought about the fly waitress from the diner, the beautiful model whose picture was posted on blogxilla.com or his girl’s best friend, while his girl was riding him like a water ride in July. All I’m saying is beware your boo might be thinking about another person. Would you be cool with that?
Breaks: Lastly a lot of people think about the condom breaking. No one wants to have a baby in a recession or catch something they can’t give back.
People think about a lot of different things during sex, I would like to know what’s going through your mind while you’re doing the do. Do you even think about anything? I know a lot of times I don’t think at all.
