6 Easy Steps To Bang A Depressed Chick
Written by Marvelous Mo for BlogXilla.com
“UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH Na na na na!” When I wake up in the morning and I’m feeling extra happy and I feel that I have no limits to my life, I automatically sing that in my head. What are some things that make me feel good about life? Conducting interviews and pieces people really enjoy, hearing great words from my colleagues, good penis, delicious left overs…you get my point. One thing that is definitely not appreciated on a daily basis that we are all guilty of is love from a parent/relative. Specifically, my father. The man has been with me since I took my first breath on this planet & is still supporting my dreams and encouraging my ambitions. So, I guess to add to that list of “things that make Mo feel good” is being loved by my father. This Sunday is a day for all fathers and father figures in your life, hopefully they are alive and well to share it with. If not, well, this world is about to get nuked by North Korea anyway so it looks like he’s in a better place after all.
Sorry, ladies. I’m totally not on your side this go round on Blogxilla.com. I want to acknowledge all the fly papas/suave papis/sexy daddies/single fathers out there who is about to get some major pussy in the coming days. I tweeted on Twitter a few days ago: “next sunday will expose all the chicks who have daddy issues. Guys, gear up. she might let you smash because she’s an empty soul.” For father’s day, take some desperate, depressed, low self esteem pussy down after you drop your kids off at their mother’s house. Matter fact, if that chick is your baby’s mother, tell your mother to watch the kids. Let’s face it: some of you hoes have daddy issues. We spoke about this, so I won’t beat a dead horse this go-round. Needless to say, Father’s Day will make you chicks feel:
- -sad/angry
- -unwanted
- -in need of attention
- -empty
- -depressed
- -useless
- -like a failure
- -numb
…do i need to continue? Fellas, isn’t that the PERFECT time to dip your stick in a chick? She’s vurnable & angry needing a quick fix or a hug saying, “Can you make me feel good?” Don’t be a noble stand up guy and say, “Sorry, you’re drunk/not in the right mind state. It wouldn’t be right to have sex with you at your weakest time.” No! You don’t say a fucking word. You just take that snatch down like your fucking for your freedom.
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