32 Things You Should Never Say To A Project Chick

Posted in Entertainment, Relationships on Jun 19, 2009

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The short cut? Through the field? By all those *gulp* n*ggas?

  • If you have family in the projects, or if you live in the hood than you know a shortcut to the other end of your hood. Whether it’s through the field, the old abandoned building or just that hole in the fence, that the functional crack head construction worker cut for a bottle of rock. There are always a bunch of n*ggas just randomly standing outside. What are they doing?

You sure ain’t nobody gonna bother me?
You really named your baby ShaSaNiqueLaShay?
Do you have to be so loud?
Doesn’t keeping all that food in your purse make it stink?
We could have just bought those things?
No you can’t borrow a cup of sugar
You could just pay your cable bill instead of putting it in your daughters name
Damn that’s a big roach!
Cute puppy! Huh? That’s a rat? oh!

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  • Ksassy
    Here a couple you left out:
    Why does the hallway smell like pee?
    Who's watching these babies?
    Why is there a shopping cart,just sitting there?
    Why is she walking around in nightclothes and her baby in just a pamper?
    Does she not ever wear a scarf on her head?
    She actually left her toddler in the house by his/her self?
    Do they sell 40 ounce bottles of beer and blunts/cigarettes in their home?
    Why do they have a stick in the window?
    Why is someone's sofa in the court yard?
    Do they always argue when they shot dice in the crap?
    Will someone rob me?
    Will I get cut with a razor by the project girls?
    Why do they have bed sheets/newspaper in their windows?
    Why does the dog look sick and scared?
  • LMAO!! Greatness!! I want mor!
  • HeadMistress
    ROFLMAO @ the shopping cart and the couch in the court yard
  • Oohkeekee
    I gotta few:
    U always get your shoes from the corner store???
    I didn't kno you could dry clothes in the oven???
    Why is your weave hangin in the shower???
    All these kids share the same room???
    All your kids got different daddies???
    Why does ur mom keep hittin on me??
    Ur mom's only 15 yrs older than u?
    Do ya'll have bottled water?
    I think the milk is expired...
  • See i agree with you but it would go a little different:

    wait, you want me to put my clothes in the oven? REALLY?

    OH shit there a monkey in your bathroom! Oh that's your weave!

    ShaSalaQuisha don't mind sleeping in the room with all those kids? I know one of them pee the bed!

    You know I don't plan on being baby daddy number 5! Did you poke a hole in my condom?

    What if i dont wanna wait for your mom to get ready for the club! She's grown. Oh yeah she's only a bit older than you i forgot!

    Wait! Is this store bought bottle water or did yall just fill this up from the tap?

    The milk is expired look this is today's date!

    speaking of that I got milk i need to pour out!!! lol
  • Oohkeekee
    LMAO!!! I liked how you flipped that... mad witty!
  • HeadMistress
    ROFLMAOOL!!!!
  • damn
    ha ha ha ha ha i should just post this on my block somewhere
  • word? is it that bad? lol
  • Sad but true......
  • shaylawriter
    "Doesn’t keeping all that food in your purse make it stink?"

    I have a donut in my purse right now, lol! :)

    **hides face in shame**
  • Blacksand
    LMAO!!!! MY STOMACH HURTS, STOP IT, STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Hilarious

    off this one alone
    "You could just pay your cable bill instead of putting it in your daughters name"
  • Hilarious!! I witness most this stuff at least twice a week and all of it was on point! I once witnessed a chick with hair that looked like cheese puffs (no lie!!)...almost died!
  • Chess puff colored hair? WORD!
  • EbonyLolita
    Oooooohhhhhhh Weeeeeeeee Imma pee on myself from laughing. But, I don't wanna smell like the project's Hallway/Staircase/Elevator or Lil ManMan's room. :O
  • Rio
    That list was lame as hell and I could tell that a person who doesnt know anything about the projects wrote this, but Ksassy's list was funny as hell and those shouldve been on the list...LMAO!!!
  • thanks for the click sir. I appreciate it. I grew up in the projects and I haven't been there in years! I'm proud of that actually. and for you to try to insult me by saying i'm not from the project is hilarious to me. and coming from someone begging celebs to follow them on twitter... even funnier. Thanks again for the comment.
  • Monz
    Get 'em!
  • IAS
    Go Xilla
  • Excuse my randomassness but who's the model in the pic? She's gorgeous..in that project chick kinda way, but still ..gorgeous lol ..
  • 1st page pic**
  • nynikki
    This list had me ROFL, plus Ksassy and Oohkeekee's additions. I grew up in the projects and like you, Xilla, I'm glad to be free of 'em!
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