32 Reasons Men Are Dumb
Top of the morning folks… I was going to write a very gripping 78 reasons why men are dumb, but one of my readers made a post in reply to my original post on why women are dumb… So I will not be making a list of my own. Check out her list and tell me what you think? Did she nail it?
- For buying Magnums when you know you’re an extra small
- For being 25 yrs old or older & STILL playing video games
- Because you think fellatio isn’t cheating
- Because you think buying a female a drink in the club = getting the booty
- For being illiterate and not knowing how to read between the lines
- For claiming you are no longer with your ex but you live together–blame it on the lease
- For saying, “I’m just gon put it in for a minute. I promise I’ll take it right out….”
- For claiming its Money Over Everything But yet you be fiendn’ for this p*ssy
- For saying it’s your p*ssy before you even hit
- For scratching your balls in public
- For flashin money that you ain’t got
- For denying your child who look just like you
- For assuming that the sideline chick is NOT gonna catch feelings
- For telling your guys all the freaky things you do w/ your girl, then introducing her to them, so they can now holla @ her low key
- For showing the world how hood you are…..on Youtube
- For selling drugs and believing you will never get caught
- For naming all your hoes “buddies”
- Because you joined social networks in an effort to get more hoes…oops I mean buddies
- For having 3 or more kids the exact same age and a different baby mama for each one
- For thinking you’re the greatest rapper alive. YOUR NOT!!! Please FIND a new Dream, you’re not Lil Wayne. Go to School!!!!
- For leaving pics of the “other girl” in your phone
- For thinking you’re hard because you got a weapon on you!!!
- For asking a female to have your baby but yet you have no job or education
- For getting shot on a Monday and going back to the same block on Tuesday
- For being over the age of 21 and still askn your mama for money
- For taking on the position as the 2nd boyfriend
- For falling in love with a chick that was suppose to be a one night stand
- For not eating couchy when you know your small….somethings gotta give
- For yelling “A” out the car and get mad when your ignored
- For makn babies and not taking care of them
- For strip teasing on Youtube
And finally…
For trying to think of 32 legit reasons why women are dumber than doorknobs….seems as if the scales are pretty even buddy!!!! LOL!!!!!
via Cool & Fresh
