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1st Yea!!!!!!!
Ok Pepsil Xilla???? Some of these are truths...can't wait for the mens version SMMFH

its on the way.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH LIFETIME! lol

Dudes dance to those SAME rap songs *PAUSE*

Staying with a dude who beats her ass??? yeah that's a dumb ho

"For turning her panties inside out and wearing them again." *DEAD* that made me LOL 4real!!!

You were on point with the majority of these...ditto can't wait for the MALE version....

yeah you know how i do! just like i did with the reasons why people ain't ish!!

LOL I love some Lifetime movies! (and I can get my man to watch one on occasion although he would never admit it!!!!!)

naw these aren't jokes at all, these are all truth, lol. especially the sleeping with celebrities and married men. and *handclap* for the one about hating on other chicks. i used to have a job where there were 18 women in one little building, ranging in ages from 20-63 and i have seen all these bullet points through each of them. waiting for the male version!

and why have i never heard of this pepsi trick??? that's just ignorant lol

word!! i know a chick who did that before!! Real talk, pepsi.

Lord her ish prolly ended up smellin like fish. Its called bacterial vaginosis yall. LOL LOL LOL @ pepsi douche!!!!

--"Because they shave off their real eyebrows and draw fake ones back on their face."
--"For breaking up with her man over something stupid, after listening to the lyrics of any Beyonce song."
--"For allowing a man to beat her ass, and then staying with him."

CLASSICS!!

Thanks for starting my morning off right.

you're welcome sir!! lol glad i can help. some of this stuff makes no sense.

Great post Xilla!! All of these may be jokes, but they are really TRUTHS!

* "For turning her panties inside out and wearing them again." -- That made me lmao!
* "For breaking up with her man over something stupid, after listening to the lyrics of any Beyonce song." -- I know a chick who did this too! To this day, her ex man HATES Beyonce's music lol.

Once again good job, and I can't wait for the male version!

This is hilarious.

Well first let me say I'm glad I'm a Lady because clearly these "Women" have issues!

And besides the Pepsi thing which is totally RIDICULOUS, sadly 95% of this is true.

If you have severe grammatical errors are u dumb???

K Y S

LOL for real though.........I will edit for you Xilla!

well thanks miss beasley, the fact is i went back to edited it and didn't erase everything i wanted to and i had to sit on an HIV awareness panel and handle some other business so i was rushing. But this fake ass comment above knows what the fuck i mean! I'm sick of this shit. aint no one clicking the donate button. to help me keep up the cost of this shit or purchase a grammar check. Because my spelling aint an issue. Thanks again miss beasley shoot me an email and i might have a job for you. as far as this other chick eat one....

You're quite welcome Sir! I would love to help....check your Myspace.

Illlll at the pepsi, and the turning of the panties inside out. Claude have mercy.

Pure Hilarity. I have a few personal faves.

"For leaving something in a guys house just in case another he has another chick over.
Because they shave off their real eyebrows and draw fake ones back on their face. "

and i guess I shouldn't name my future son Semaj (James spelled backwards huh)

For actually thinking shooting pepsi up the cooch will stop a pregnancy. <----WTF!!!!! Love the post tho, hilarious! I'm def guilty of a few of those, especially standing outside da club freezin my ass off in the winter!

Defintely on point but really that's a nasty ass 3 disease having no antibotic HOE who flaps her panties to wear again - (Oh I'm sorry Nikki - my ex college roommate - I told your Secret)

And you are dumb for writing this commentary and the first reason doesn't make sense!

did this hit a little too close to home? Don't be mad

dont be mad Jen, lol

Omg...The pepsi thing is just straight TRIFILIN...all you end up with is carbonated liquid in your uterus (which can IN NO WAY feel nice) and a sticky cooch...congratulations you're a sticky-pussy dumbass. =]

LOL! These are funny, but they say the truth is in jokes!! Can't wait to see the male version!

i was all set to go off about the title until i saw the disclaimer at the end. i do have to admit though, some of those ARE really stupid

when my sister was 15, she decided if she ever had a kid she would name her Escalade (es-kay-la-day). i told her if she ever named my neice anything that retarded, i would take it on myself to give her an ass whooping every day for the rest of her life, lol

LMAO at this list

ROTFLMFAO . . . .hit it right on the head. But the Pepsi thing really ??? I've learned some new dumb/disgusting/trifling things women do. . .SMH

Don't talk too fast b/c the list for guys is coming soon...and we all know something is going to be listed on there that is dumb :)

lmao!!!!!!!!!!

LMAOOL!!!

I knew my fam' would catch onto that message :)

Wiz u know I got cyber luv for u lol.....10yrs from now...ur gonna look back on it & laugh about it :)

LOL. . .you and the low blows. . lol. . .its cool no cyber love lost. :)

:) it's good tht u have a sense of humor :)

So....how r things working out?

With you all I have too. . lol

Things are goin good we didnt get back together but atleast she's back talking to me . . lol

My baby girl is due late summer

Wait!!! I REMEMBER!!!! It took me all of 10 minutes to figure out what Ness could be talking about!!! Glad to know your on speaking terms.

:)

I'm glad she's back talkin to you...

Is that u and her in ur profile pic

How did things go w/ the main chick?

Yeah thats us

We broke it off but we keep in touch.

Tht's a nice pic...she's doing way more than just talking to you :)

And the main chick is no longer an issue, maybe things will work out in your favor in the end.

Thanks

She wanted it for the baby book and u know I was more then happy to go along :-)

I hope so

Hi Wiz!!!

Hi Mrs HeadMistress

We miss you Wiz, seems like you only come out and comment on the posts where we're most likely to get our jokes in...maybe you like the attention just a lil bit ;-)

Glad to hear things are good, luv the pic!

you made me feel special. . .I was missed :-)

No it was made clear that no matter what topic I posted on it could easily be tied back to that. . .lol. . .so I cant win for losing

Awww, you're cool with me Wiz - as long as you learned from your mistakes then you're a winner regardless of the jokes, don't be a stranger

I learned trust I've learned.

I wont just been busy and to lazy to log in. . lol

I am o GUILTY of having a dream about mine and waking up upset and wanting to fight/argue!

Me too! It was so real though....I was mad at him for a couple days lol. He just ignored my crazy ass. Damn dreams

Two words, spell check.

Funny shit. My main gripe relating to women being dumb is constantly being worried about the wrong shit/not having their priorities straight.

Like why the hell are you worried about what this dude is doing who has cheated on you countless times, stolen your money AND hit you when your 14 year old daughter is walking around with her ass out?!? Worried about the wrong shit!

Preach!

some of those were suspect..... :) hahahahahaha


but yeah...some women are dumb.....(I'm glad I don't fall under that category :)!!!

That was too funny. My friend needs to read this, and maybe she'll switch her game up hearing it from a n*gga. Ya Dig!

funny (but sometime true) stuff...I'm just glad I've never done not one thing on this list. NOT ONE. but i know chicks that have done them all!!!!

I haven't even read the man one yet, and I am already embarressed for them lol. This was good, a couple of those things i had no idea exsisted and I'm female. What kinda chicks was YOU f*ckin with lol!

lmao @ not counting the dude cause they were drunk. A girl once told me she didn't count a guy because he sucked and didn't last more than 2 minutes. So now you really f'd 50 dudes, but you're only counting 10 cause they were the only ones that lasted more than 10 minutes. smh.

this one was absolutely classic!!!!

tell those girls to stop leaving mac lip gloss and shit in my car!!!!

Yall are just wrong for some of those!

Hilarious and true - all of 'em! Sadly I have heard the pepsi myth AND it was from a guy AND he believed it o_O

Lol @ thnking pepsi would stop u from getting pregant...really Xilla where u get that from?

I ONLY DO 3 OF THESE THINGS....SO I'M PRETTY SMART.
BIG UPS TO HAVING A GOOD DADDY LOL

OMG!! I pray I don't ever become this dumb! I had to reread it twice and one I did I am sure I'm not that dumb. Slight airhead but dumb bitch? Nah.lol

Amen Brother Amen,
I can tell you wrote dis from the heart b/c these are things men been thinking for years. No need for a male version....Go out like champ… Great post!!

joke !!!!! there are so many broads i know on this list Xilla u must have been sitting in the senior assembly the other day just writing about who u saw ... now i wish i was joking

LMAO turning panties inside out? Where they do that @ ?? HA! Some of this was dead on though... Can't wait for the next one haha

I'm ready to read why Men Are Stupid!
Instead of 32 reasons it should be 100 reasons for them.LOL jk

Lol Recently I have believed that women are getting dumber for the simple fact that most believe they are at the top meaning they are the most graceful, when they actually are quite a whore, the most beautiful regardless and so on and so forth lol...

I think someone needs to send out a bulletin to remind women what the definition of a whore is again, because some of the excuses or exclusions I have heard are truly mad... SMH

New to your site, and loved the post. Im a victim of a few....

getting drunk and mouthing off, and doin a ass shot for a picture every now and then.

LMAO.... cant wait on the one about you men---->please include: men who think they are GREAT in bed even though they have a small penis and dont give oral!!!
HELLO!!! LOL

LMAO... 3outta 20something aint bad. Shit, well all are entitled to our moments. lol But *pause* Some of this ish is real.. lol

Because she has no clue she is not cute, and the only reason she get men is because she is easy.- I thought only a few ppl saw this. Its a lot of them out there ugly and don't know it. Just easy like you saying.

For believing she can actually change a man.- This is the worst. It hard for me to believe somebody will change. If there is a change needed to be made I not looking forward to it- cause I don't believe ppl can change.

For turning her panties inside out and wearing them again.
For actually thinking shooting pepsi up the cooch will stop a pregnancy.


Dear God....really? I need to more about that Pepsi thing! What is the explanation/theory behind it? I really need to know how/why people can be so dumb.

*frantic look on face*

I saw an urban legends show where the reasoning was that the carbonation would kill the sperm

You'd have to shoot a lot of Pepsi in there for that to happen, hahahahhahahhahaah!

What! "... a backwards word ..." I named my son Semaj after my father James ... James is such an old name!

@Likki the last one is the best one.!?

Damn.... I'm guilty of a couple and I do mean couple

These be the same chicks ya'll be hooking up with, and play over a good woman for so what does that say about the men??????

32 Reasons why SOME men are Dumber than Doorknobs....check it out (WARNING: this was just for fun. It is not a direct attack against you).

http://coolandfresh1.blogspot.com/2009/06/32-re...

Love this post!

# For turning her panties inside out and wearing them again.

EEEWWW!!!! Lol

Funny post, regardless :)