The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Hip Hop
There are certain places where the women are looser than @karine aka Superhead surrounded by a million platinum rappers. (No Shots) Here is a list of the ten easiest places to get laid in hip hop.
Freaknik Circa 1990 – Atlanta, GA home of the freaknik. That might have been the best thing ever created. While I never got to experience the freaknik, I’ve heard stories of women giving head in the middle of Peachtree st and more. Now that I think about it, Atlanta is still the easiest place to get laid in the world.
Snoop Dogg’s tour bus – if you seen the video for Aint Nuthin But A G Thang then you know snoop knows how to get it in. Beer bottles, weed and big boobed women playing vollyball. It doesn’t get much better than that if you can’t get laid rolling with a guy who keeps more weed than an Amsterdam coffee shop and rolls with a pimp then you don’t need to have sex ever again.
Flavor Flav’s House – I think I’ve counted 5 sex tapes from the women of flavor of love. These freaky women are down for whatever. You don’t believe me? Well didn’t flav tongue them all down within the first ten minutes of the first show? Case closed.
At A Lil Wayne Concert – I’ve said it yesterday and I’ll say it again… Those young money niggas get a lot of ass. Wayne has so much swagger that he got wheel chair Jimmy smashing chicks left and right. These one of those double cupped, high women that you’re down with young money and you’ll be swimming in coochie in no time.
Black Planet – If we were astronauts of the internet and we blast’d off to the Black Planet. We would land to find out that the girls there are easier than Glass Joe on Mike Tyson’s punch out. You can hit at the press of a button. Send.
An Abortion Clinic – As bad as this might sound, I would have to say that I agree with @T3pps. The abortion clinic would be a great place to get laid, because you know the chicks there are already having sex. Well at least some of them. Habitual offenders that is.
Frat Parties With Asher Roth - He loves College for a reason and I love it too, college girls are the best type of girls to sleep with, old enough to know how, and young enough to learn new tricks.
Ray-J’s Bedroom – Lil Kim, Whitney Houston, Danger, Kim Kardashian and every girl in the world… Need I say more.
Memorial Day Weekend In Miami – Drunk Celebrities, Groupies in Bikini’s and good weather.
The 1970’s - Blaxploitation flicks are the home of lands of pimps and hustlers. It just seems like it was really easy to get laid back then. The era of pimps, coke, hippies and woodstock. The ultimate time for sex, sex and more sex. Marvin Gaye getting panties thrown on stage, Bobby Womack and any other old school crooner. They don’t call it Pussy Galore for nothing.
