You’re A Jumpoff, Act Like One

Posted in Rated Grown Up, Relationships on May 24, 2009

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Photo by Ryan O Nash

I’m sorry, but I’d rather have a jump off over a wifey any day. There are no rules that say you can’t go out with your jump. No rules that say you cannot lay up at your jumpoff’s house and play her nintendo wii or watch some new releases from her netflix account. Typical wifey positions, but more and more often these jumpoffs are getting the game twisted.


Case in point: You meet a girl, via myspace, facebook, twitter, youtube, or half naked in the club, drunk and making out with any dude willing to buy a drink. You exchange numbers, hold wonderful conversations about sex, music, sex, favorite foods and get the occasional faceless nude body part, picture mailed to your phone. IM’s, emails and texts read like a cinderella story of what one would do in various sex scenarios.

Things are going great! You’ve met someone who likes the same sort of dirty sex shit you like. You assume when you see each other things will pop off and the two of you will have a wonderful sex relationship, that can last a long time. You envision sex in parking lots, dark alleys, the side of New York City brownstones, motels, cars and everyone once in a while the person’s bed. But, no0o0o0o! Now you’re freaky conversation partner wants to be the Mother Theresa of Jumpoffs.

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  • Mr_Jones
    If everyone embraced there jumpoff-ness then this would be a better place.
  • very true!! lol think about it... when someone get some ass their day is just a million times better!
  • lol...so true!!!
    i embrace my inner jump off! =]
  • and that's why blogxilla approves of this message
  • Jia
    lol wow...

    I'm all about a woman accepting her role as a jumpoff. In my opinion, there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with it, as long as you know your roll. To some extent, we're all jumpoffs if we're not romantically involved with the person we're screwing.

    No need in acting prudish now that two people are actually face to face.

    And ladies...if you don't want to be perceived a certain way, walk the walk that's conducive with the TYPE of woman you're trying to come across ass. For example, if you're a good, God fearing woman who attends church every day of the week AND JUST got saved last week, then please don't post half naked ass pics of yourself on your Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter, getting mad when someone 'comes at you' the wrong way? Please...you're inviting it.

    Accept your role, folks....accept your role!
  • Jia
    Oops..."roll" in the 2nd line SHOULD be role.

    I ain't dumb.
  • PREACH!!! that's all i'm saying.... embrace your inner jumpoffness!
  • For some reason I don't associate the word jumpoff with a guy....I think that guys who get used for the johnson are side pieces....lol hahahahahahaha

    I agree that ppl need to play their role. If she's a jump off then tht's the position she should play...but then it goes back to a previous post u wrote about how females are the neighborhood jumpoffs but then they get with a certain guy the want to be good and settle down.

    If everyone played their position, then the world would be a better place hahahahahaha
  • pyp play your part!
  • "PYP-PYT".....lmao

    Get it... tell em' play your part-pretty young thang" lmao....hahahahaha
  • Forgive me, but I'm not up on all the latest acronyms...so what is "PYP"...Pretty Young P*ssy? lol
  • Play your part.
  • Ohhhh...okay...you did mention that in your earlier reply...I suppose the use of parentheses would have helped me to get a clear understanding...damn, am I that old skool? :-)
  • HeadMistress
    LOL, yeah guys can be jumpoffs too and sometimes they have just as much difficulty accepting their roles as females do...

    If people were honest with themselves when it comes to their individual level of "jumpoff-dom" it would go along way in them being able to accept their role - begin by asking "am I a chronic jumpoff or an occasional jumpoff?"

    Answer honestly and then go from there... :-D
  • you're 100% right. People need to be honest and we all know men are the new bitches. My level of jumpoff dom is ummm... well it's whatever I can't call it, I have friends and I have women I draw a connection with. It's a person's role that they need to really evaluate and examine and be able to live with it. If they are able to do that then there is no problem.
  • Yeah...I'm starting to realize that guys can be jump offs as well but the word jumpoff sounds so harsh hahahahahaha

    But like u said they too have a difficult time coping with their role lol hahahaha

    lmao @ "am I a chronic jumpoff or an occasional jumpoff" hahahahhaa
  • FanceeFoxx
    This article would insult a male or female if was taken in content that the writer had a clue about the message they was trying to convey.
  • huh? you might want to retype this.
  • FanceeFoxx
    The more I read this - it appears this topic is over my head. I would hate someone would be consider a jumpoff cause they job is at mcdonald's. Maybe a jumpoff to me is some just for one night stand/stands/bottycalls.
  • HeadMistress
    *covers ears & pleads* "Please God, make it stop!"
  • LuxxeKitty
    "I might luck up and meet a holy Christian woman who knows how to read a good book, just as well as she knows how to give sloppy bj. Ladies embrace your inner jumpoff and have a blessed day."

    Xilla, You know you going to hell, right? Lol

    On the real, that ENTIRE statement describes me to a tee and that may be why I don't fully embrace my inner jump-off 24/7. The whole good girl during worship service and sexual intellectual that afternoon conundrum can be hectic when you were raised to see overt sexuality as "the devil"...but that's another story for another time....

    However, when you KNOW who you are and WHAT it is that YOU WANT....it makes it that much easier to play your position and handle the business.
  • that's the thing... no one is perfect... no one. so do what's in your heart and what you believe is best for you... and if you sin in the process ask for forgiveness...
  • Alexis Tai
    OMG LMAOOOOOOOO I CAN'T !
  • yes... yes you can.. you too can embrace the inner jump off. lol j/k
  • HAHAz. This is crazy, because me & my homeboi was just having a conversation about his jumpoffs that are trying to switch up and play the wifey roll. Like they didnt know the deal from the jump [no pun intended lolz]. But I feel though, everybody has an inner jumpoff inside of them =]
  • jasb
    I definitely play my part but i must confess i have caught feelings :)
  • FanceeFoxx
    You got this girlfriend of mines she understands you very well - the first time. She love some Blogxilla.
  • yes
    cuz deep down she doesn't want to be the jumpoff, every lady wants a man to call her own, she's just misguided and thinks she can lure you in with sex and that will magically turn into something else overnight
  • me
    What f***ing idiot wrote this?? Just because you value yourself little enough to be a jumpoff, don't encourage the rest of our generation to cliff dive with you...African Americans and minorities have a larger Aids rate because of ignorant people who get platforms to sway youth into the gutter like yourself!!
  • Xan
    hold the fuuuuck up pseudo-righteous shawty! no one's encouraging SHIT but realness homie. the message is to not get shit twisted in a sexual relationship, and to own up to your space in others lives as honestly as possible.

    to correct your brilliantly dumb motherfucking ass, African-Americans--excuse me, I meant to say "niggas" LMAO--have had a large HIV/AIDS rate looooong before this blog was written or conceived, and its mostly due to silly little games like refusing to own up to jumpoff status, and thusly having willy-nilly sex because someone thinks mistakenly that a real relationship is going on here...then the rubber is neglected.

    now if more people were to be straight-up about their mode-of-operation with the individual they are planning to fuck, then people would be more inclined to bring condoms and other prophylactics to the fuck-session...

    simply because they'd be (rightfully) thinking to themselves, "well since we're both just one another's jumpoff, this nigga/this bitch may very well possibly be doing this with six other motherfuckers this week alone soooo let me protect myself..."

    THE TRUTH is the only thing that will save the youth, serial fucking has been going on since the evolution of man and shows no signs whatsoever of slowing down. prostitution is the world's oldest profession. so it only makes logical sense for people to recognize things for precisely what they are (rather than the typical deluding con-game to get a bitch's draws quick-fast), and be open about it, and use protection.

    i mean shit, the fact remains that every motherfucker in the church that I know sucks a dick on occasion--hmmm even the men now that I think about it...don't act like you don't watch the news, don't know the tambourine man in the choir, or don't know what Pastor Earl is *really* up to after services are over!

    let's just get real. a wedding ring will still NEVER protect you from a damn thing.
  • ThickiC$C
    my problem never was embracing the "jump off" it was the men i was with embracing their role as my jump off. It's all good when the guy is the one that's too busy for anything but a bang out session but when the shoe is on the other foot and guys realize i'm only using them for the D they switch to bitch mode and start playing games smh...weak.
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