You’re A Jumpoff, Act Like One
I’m sorry, but I’d rather have a jump off over a wifey any day. There are no rules that say you can’t go out with your jump. No rules that say you cannot lay up at your jumpoff’s house and play her nintendo wii or watch some new releases from her netflix account. Typical wifey positions, but more and more often these jumpoffs are getting the game twisted.
Case in point: You meet a girl, via myspace, facebook, twitter, youtube, or half naked in the club, drunk and making out with any dude willing to buy a drink. You exchange numbers, hold wonderful conversations about sex, music, sex, favorite foods and get the occasional faceless nude body part, picture mailed to your phone. IM’s, emails and texts read like a cinderella story of what one would do in various sex scenarios.
Things are going great! You’ve met someone who likes the same sort of dirty sex shit you like. You assume when you see each other things will pop off and the two of you will have a wonderful sex relationship, that can last a long time. You envision sex in parking lots, dark alleys, the side of New York City brownstones, motels, cars and everyone once in a while the person’s bed. But, no0o0o0o! Now you’re freaky conversation partner wants to be the Mother Theresa of Jumpoffs.
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