6 Signs He Broke Her Back

Posted in Rated Grown Up on May 04, 2009

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Frankly, I don’t give a damn if a chick fakes it or not, but I can tell when if I put it down, or if I struck out, or I was just average. When you put it down your lover will let you know without saying a word. Mainly because there are a few things that happen after amazing mind blowing sex.

Snuggie: One of the signs that all of the stroking, poking and motion was really the bomb is when your lover wants to cuddle after sex. If she places her head on your chest or places her hand around your body chances are she loved how you made her feel. Now while this isn’t always a telltale sign that you put it down it at least means that she likes you.

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Maka A Sandwich - Its just like training a dog how to do tricks, if you do something good you get a treat. That’s why if your boo rolls out of bed and into the kitchen and makes you a sandwich, or get you something to drink. It’s safe to say you did the damn thing. If they are too tired to move, and ask you to get up and get them something to eat or drink… That is also good. But if you hear “*expletive* get me sunthing to drink” You probably failed.

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  • Yes, "Put Her To Bed" sounds about right....lol
    Recently had one of those, stepped out the house to run errands and came back, ass was still asleep lol

    I felt like Jay-Z on the "Swagga Like Us" track lol
  • DamnNearPerfect
    lol @ kool aid smile
    thats me 100% but instead of smiling i giggle like a little school girl
    but put her to bed can work both ways cuz i've put to sleep in the worst way
  • Janee
    lol tears can be deciving tho...lol i remember when me and my boyfriend at the time were having sex and i started tearing up...not because it was good..but because i believe i got dry and the shit started to hurt lol..i didnt have the heart to tell him that the well was dry because i wasnt into it anymore...but a sure fine way for me is if i give a big satisfactory sigh and fall asleep...or if im all up under you putting my face in the crook of his neck and kissing him there
  • Phil
    One word:

    SQUIRT.

    Satisfaction achieved regardless of tears, temporary paralysis, or attempts at re-connecting with our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ mainly because she's likely to do all of these at the same time if you know how to bust open the floodgates.

    Carry on.
  • Dopeness!! Son!
  • outofyourmind
    LOL @ "Weak", I thought I was the only one who stumbled into the dresser after sex. I damn near broke my neck just trying to put my undies back on and my man was like "Damn babe you alright?"
    I'll admit that I am a crier...sometimes. I be sniffling and trying to hide it but sometimes you just gotta let it out if they're hitting the right spot.
  • 1AM
    ...I collapsed once lol
  • HeadMistress
    Weak is the truth! Equilibrium be shot to hell...lol
  • Blacksand
    Good afternoon HeadMistress, that is funny.

    I experiecned a combination of things. I got tears, squirtage, and the unexpected lunge for my armoir because her legs weren't responding right. I helped her though. I scooped her up and carried her to the bathroom. I gave her a shower and sent her off right.
  • HeadMistress
    Hey there Blacksand!

    Awww, Mr Wonderful as usual :-D
  • Blacksand
    What's going on HeadMistress? How was your weekend? Mine was GGGRRRREEEEEAAAATTTTTT!!!lol..

    I try HeadMistress, I try. I couldn't resist. Right before I scooped her up I brushed her hair off of her face and she was beautiful. I had to send her off right. 99.5 won't do. She got all of dis here!!!! SMILE
  • HeadMistress
    Mine was good - thanks for asking!

    Let me find out you're one of the X-Men - with super romantic powers...LOL
  • Blacksand
    I'm glad it was good. You are welcome!

    Yes, I have the ability to find out a womans deepest desire and bring it to life!!!lol I just pay attention to what pleases a woman.HAHA You are crazy!!!! I like how you think though!!!!! :o)
  • Thts was sweet of you...
    It reminds me of a story of a guy who bathed his chick after she threw up...

    Nice thing u did :)
  • Blacksand
    I would be wrong if I didn't take care of her the way she took care of me beautiful.
  • Returning the favor huh!!!! :)

    Tht's a nice thing...most things are so one-sided nowadays lol...
  • Blacksand
    Yup, principles in pleasure are not to be compromised.:o)

    They are and that is a problem. I don't get down like that. What's fair and good is fair and good. That's it. From what you know of me do you think I would have it any other way? :o) Until the next time.
  • I guess ur right :)

    :)
  • Lady Jei
    I haven't told you I hate'chu lately.....but damn it.....LMAO!!! I have 2 scars, on my damn knee. And I know that the fuckin dresser edge is there. But you can't tell me that I am walking around the shit and "BANG"!!! LMAO!!!!! Be twisted like a mutha fucka....going to get the warm rag and glass of kool-aid for my boo, LOL!!!!
  • HeadMistress
    Hahaha! Been there, done that...I swear I'ma get me one of them sleek olympic style wheelchairs and park that shyt next to the bed
  • what?
    I haven't had any of these emotions in awhile...time to find a new FBuddy
  • you deserve 12 hugs and a tongue spankking for not being able to have play in these raindeer games.
  • alishia_daisy
    ..
  • Biggga
    I once made an atheist scream out Jesus Christ; patted myself on the back for that performance. lol
  • HeadMistress
    Hahaha- you made a believer out of her, huh? LMAO!
  • Biggga
    Yes I anointed her with Oils and gave her the Body of Christ!!! LOL
    Had her speaking in Tongues. lol

    *Ducks lightening bolt* lol
  • what?
    LOL! Yea good idea bout the lightening!
  • HeadMistress
    LMAO!
  • yall are all going to heck in a handbasket!! lol Funny11
  • HeadMistress
    And we'll be in good company... :-D
  • if you like demons with Fantasia's feet and the smell of sulfur!!
  • Biggga
    lol@demons with Fantasia's feet and the smell of sulfur!!

    It isn't her fault her feet are jacked up; she couldn't read the shoe box. She ended up getting the wrong size shoe. lol
  • HeadMistress
    Fannie's feet??? :-O Aww Hell NO!

    *prayin for forgiveness*
  • Lady Jei
    LMAO!!!! Just a silly ass you are, LMAO!!! And Kudos to you 'Sunshine' (Harlem Knights reference).
  • My fave would have to be making a sandwich....b/c if it was good, I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure he doesn't leave...hahahaha

    Even if his boys call him and ask him to hit the streets with them...I want him to say..."nah...he's good"...I'll make a meal, let him watch whatever sports on tv & I might even make a run to the store to get him a beer or two lol....
  • You're such a good girl Ness!
  • Lady Jei
    See Ness, that's my warm up session. The fellas call and I hear "nah, I'm good tonight. I'll hit ya'll niggas tomorrow" LOL!! He know the best is yet to cum, LOL!!!
  • Hahahahaha doing that requires a lot of work....

    Forget making him a sandwich...u gotta make him a home made meal like chicken parm...or salmon w/apricot glaze lol...hahahahhaha

    something that will stick to his ribs and make him want to just chill & not go anywhere b/c he knows it's more to cum like u said ;)
  • chiricity
    Hello all....

    Mine would have to be the snuggie and tears.

    When I was with my guy and he was giving me the "you will never find another like I" business. I mean the "Tell Daddy where you want him penis" hmpp... I cried like a baby when he started hitting that spot....lol I had never had a orgasm before during sex. I was so mesmerizied by his superbed powers I snuggled up under him and we slept until dusk the next day.... lol
  • 1AM
    You went to sleep?! you didn't try to get more? lol
  • chiricity
    LOL! @ 1AM

    I woke up to him playing pok-e-man.... lol The second time around couldn't match that first time. I still get a shiver up my spine thinking about it.
  • 1AM
    I hope you didnt let him go... a good O is hard to find...or so I've heard lol
  • chiricity
    Girl no! LOL.... I think I loveeeeeeee him.... ROTFL
  • 1AM
    *hi five* Hold onto him girl lol
    theres too much wack sex out there! lol
  • lol @ your last bit of advice. Some people take a lifetime to figure that out. So if you got a good one hold on tight.
  • 1AM
    churrrrcchhhhhhh
  • During a recent session with my girlfriend she stumbled away with weak knees, walking funny and collapsed on the couch. I building her up to make her squirt and have multiple orgasms each time we have sex. Hey like my pops always told us "If you fuckin and she don't go to sleep after; you got more fuckin to do" Gotta make sure she's satisfied ;)
  • 1AM
    building her up huh? you don't want to give her multiple orgasms right away?
  • Well I want to build her up so she can enjoy the journey. If I go from 0-100 in one shot she might not be ready for that. It's still new and we have a good vibe together. So if I build it up then she will enjoy the journey more.
  • 1AM
    ha, let me know how that goes lol
  • I'll make sure you're the first to know. ;) Maybe you can interview her the morning after lol.
  • 1AM
    A 1AM exclusive... lol
  • Yes, but it will have to wait till her 9-10AM breakfast break ;) @ 1AM she'll be busy.
  • ink
    i love the pic for the post!
  • imfresh
    One tell tale sign that I had it put on me is if I laugh uncontrollably after the orgasm.. I know this might make some men insecure like...wtf is she laughin about?? but if he really puts it down, I just get the giggles and say "oh shit" over and over again. My ex said thats the only way he knew for sure I wasn't faking lol
  • Lady Jei
    My top 3 ways he knows my shit needs some ice.
    1. I fall directly asleep after. Ass nekid, in the same spot he left me in. While softly saying "no, don't touch me" lol!
    2. When I get up to get the warm wash cloth/something cold to drink, and stumble and/or bang into a piece of furniture.
    3. When there is one, I will fall asleep in the wet spot. Throw my leg over him and take my ass to sleep.
  • AmoraAtlanta
    3 signs you took me to heaven and to the RAFTERS of Jesus!!!!!!
    1. I start shuddering
    2. If I make you make my southern breakfast ( Only for Easter Christmas, Good SEX)
    3. I start walking like I rode on a horse for the last 3 days!!!!!!!
    PS. How you know you got some really good sex when you wake up you don't remember where the HELLL you are at!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • LC
    My #1 sign he put it down like something fierce when I can't form a complete sentence i'm too flustered to say anything that makes sense at the moment. And i'd have to agree on being weak legs feel like spaghetti. Oh how I miss those fun nights...
  • OooLaLa
    My 3 signs:

    1. I wrap him in my arms and legs, then doze off for a minute.
    2. When I get up for bathroom break, I stumble then have to lean on something.
    3. I can still feel the minor aches the following day.
    4. Tears of satisfaction right after the explosion.
  • alot2say
    Yall are too funny:)

    I had some of the best sex ever in 2006 and been lookin for a nigga like that ever since.I swear.I aint the one to compare but.....all i can say is every session i had with him was great!From the moment he walked through the door we both turned our phones off and had no contact with the outside world until he left my crib.2 sometimes 3 days at a time.We put blankets over the windows so the sun wouldnt interrupt our ambiance and proceeded to turn my loft into paradise.I was so comfortable with dude. Man I miss those days...... (sigh)
  • when he put it on me, i either tell him i hate him, meaning that i hate him for putting it on me like that, or i get up, wash up, and get back in the bed and fall asleep. The next morning, i am smiling and giggling like a virgin school girl when she find out her hot crush likes her back
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