A Few Sex Mistakes Made By Women

Posted in Rated Grown Up on Apr 24, 2009

Photo by Tal Campbell

Photo by Tal Campbell

Hey ladies, let me give you a bit of advice. You can’t do what men do. I mean sure it’s equal rights and all, but  men can do things women cannot. Now deal with it.

Now before you get your panties in a bunch, I’m not talking about things like sleeping with multiple partners, pissing standing up or not wanting to be tied down. Those things you can do, if you’re willing to live with the flack from the double standards that exist in the world when it comes to typical male stuff. I am talking about the things some women try to do during sex. Granted some men might like you to do these things but most men don’t. So take notes and vow to never do these things again.

I love smacking my woman’s butt during sex, after sex or just for the hell of it, but that doesn’t mean I like to have my ass smacked. That shit hurts! I do not get turned on by getting smacked on the ass, (pause!) and women don’t know how to hold back. They pull back and bring their hand crashing down with all their might. Platttt!!! WTF is wrong with you! I AM A MAN!!! Don’t smack my ass.

Ladies, If you like booty it is okay for a women to place her hands on a man’s butt and guide him inside of her with each stroke or just keep her hand on a cheek. But no smacking he’s a man not a b*tch. You smack him on the rear and then you’ll be complaining about how men are the new bitches because he starts whining because you’re not home for dinner. 

 

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  • Lili
    No, you're right...you have to let a man be a man...especially in the bedroom. lol



    And there is an art to talking dirty that ppl need to master.
  • You're so right... even with the daddy thing.. you gotta be sure your chick wasn't raped by her dad before you ask her to call you daddy during sex!!! lol it's a bad move.
  • Lili
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! lol So true. My ex told me to call him daddy at one point...and I was like "??&%^&^^%$! no!" lol

    It makes you feel a bit submissive, and I wasn't at the total point of mental-sexual submission (if that makes any sense), but after a while I gave in, and I can't even front...it adds something to the act. I don't know why, but it truly does something to y'all to have a women call you "daddy". In fact, someone explain that to me. WHY? lol
  • That's true... Call me daddy and i'm done! I love it said to me right when i'm bout to bust!! I'll put that topic on my to-do list.
  • Lili
    Plz do! You have a week! lol
  • I don't think that a guy should ever ask a female to call him 'daddy'. I think that she should choose to do that on her own......

    I had a guy tell me not to call him tht b/c he felt like he was father and I was child lol

    Another guy didn't care...I called him 'daddy' in public and he loved it...he liked the looks he got when I was at a dept store saying 'daddy' can u come look at this dress" lol
  • Lili
    Now that seems a bit drastic. lol I never say daddy outside sexual activities; I'd feel like I was talking to a pimp!
  • I have no problem with it....if we can call each other nick-names in the bedroom then why not in public.

    I don't mind letting everyone know that my big daddy is on point and that he got this ;)
  • yep that daddy shit is dope! I like it when my shorty calls me daddy in the middle of the street so other people can hear it! it's so dope!
  • Exactly...lol...

    just b/c the rest of the world have whack sex lives doesn't mean that I can't call me beau daddy in public....lol.

    I want ppl to know that as soon as we get in the car it's on... cause thats my daddy lol
  • hazysin
    idk Ness......i never had a father so 'daddy' is just another word for me and guys love it....

    .....i think the stop wanting you to call them daddy once they have a daughter
  • I only had 1 guy (who had a daughter) say that he didn't like it....(at first) then he wanted me to call him that.....lol

    All other guys (who may have had a kid) didn't mind.....they call me ma' from time to time also.....so me saying daddy was nothing :)

    I forget what rapper said this but...he said:
    "yeah she know her pops, but I'm the one she calls dad" lol.
  • Phil
    Totally correct on all counts. I use to think that women saying just about anything during it would be great, but that is not the case at all. And just to be nitpicky, some women just don't have a sexy "sex voice"...(ex. IMO: Toccarra)
  • Thanks Phil, and some women don't have a sex voice at all... i mean really they need to stop drinking lighter fluid or something.
  • outofyourmind
    Maybe its just me and my man but he doesn't have a problem with me saying that he can't handle it. We're always trading jabs with each other, in a fun frisky way of course. He knows that I'm just saying it to stir up emotions so he can blow my back out. LOL!
  • I did say it was some men... not all. Some dudes like it, but best believe whne you talk sh*t he's trying to make his --- come out your mouth. He might even smack your ass hard as hell just to make you watch your mouth... because you're bruising his ego! lol You talk sh*t and he will try to hurt you... at the end of the day it's all good
  • outofyourmind
    I did make the mistake of trying to act all hard one time and was like "You better hit this like you'll never get it again." I couldn't walk for a few days. So I do know when to shut the hell up. LOL!
  • Breezy
    lol..i kinda like smacking and grabbing ol boy ass.. he didn't complain.
    and talking shit is a slight turn on..dude will feel the need to prove his manhood and that makes the sex a bit better. but hey..different strokes for different folks
  • Lili
    That is true too. If you have a man who knows how to put it down...he'll just put it down that much better when you challenge him...leave you hanging off the side of the bed...mouth hanging open...lol
  • I've said things like 'I hate you" during sex to a guy...but for the most part I don't think I do anything that is bad :)
  • hazysin
    That must be during those "hate sex" sessions"/
  • yeah something like that........lol.

    When I say "I hate you" in the most mean voice I can muster...he usually goes hard and gives me a few extra reasons to hate him lol.

    but he knows tht when I say I hate him that means that I love to hate him (in a loving way) lol
  • yeah I had the I hate you speech a few times, it's cool its a reason to go hard, there is a time and a place to talk shit.
  • hazysin
    Imma try that when i get home today.....especially since im pissed with him.
  • Yeah try that sh*t!!!!

    If he's bout it, he'll say... "what?!" and push u up against the wall, move ur panties to the side and say..."oh...I'm gonn make you hate me!" lol
  • MsStylistik
    HAHAAHAHAAAAA!!! MY GOAL IS TO BITCHIFY MEN EVERYTIME!! AND THEY LIKE IT!! LOL :-Y......THEY ALWAYS CUMBACK!!
  • you can't beat me or bitchify me! deal with it. lol
  • MsStylistik
    HAA!!..I wouldn't beat cha....just smack ya around a lil..... n make u think about ya life...lol.......Trust me you'll like it ;-y And will wonder why you like it!! Muahahahahahahaaaaa!!! U betta research Leo's ;-y
  • I don't need to do research I'm Xilla... lol my last four girlfriends were leo's there is nothign about a leo that i do not know. Nothing!

    You don't want it for real though. I'll be superman to your wonderwoman
  • MsStylistik
    LMAOOOOO!!! WTF EVVVA!! ....OOOSHIT...WTH IS UR SIGN IF U FUCKIN LEO'S LIKE THAT??? LOL
  • d
    still laughing....
  • Blacksand
    That is funny!!!!!!!! Different strokes for different folks!!!! I like a challenge. It intensifies everything.
  • hazysin
    i like whatever u like black : )
  • there is never a challenge... it's all the same... it seems like the burden of proof when it comes to sex is always on the man... its one thing to say the right things but its another time to be real... a challenge? Why does it always have to be the man's job to provide mind blowing sex? Only one girl has put it on me... ONE that's it. now there has been P i couldn't handle but as far as a challenge... nope.
  • hazysin
    I WILL SAY ALOT DURING SEX BUT I ALWAYS LET A GUY HEAR THE DISCLAIMER---

    ANYTHING SAID DURING SEX DOESNT COUNT AFTER.
  • that is not true... whatsoever anything said during sex will be used against you in a court of the manxilla.
  • outofyourmind
    And why do you guys do that?! LOL! I could do something and my boyfriend would be like "Oh that isn't what you were saying when I was blowing that back out..." and then he'll bring up something that I may have said or moaned. That ain't right.
  • bogart4017
    Talk all the shiz you wish---its just gonna make me wanna make you tremble up under me. And as far as my woman smacking my ass shes just telling me to go deeper, harder and longer. Too explicit??
  • PAUSE!!!!

    you like having your ass smacked? wow like i said some men like that shit.. i don't like it when my chick does shit i do to her to me.. its just not cool. don't like my nipples don't smack me... she can pull my hair, but that's about it... none of that shit i do to her... it's just me this really was a personal rant lol
  • Breezy
    don't like ur nipples touched either? is that a personal thing cuz i personally like to mess wit a dudes nipple..
  • nubian
    I am not an azz smacker an I am glad im not after reading this session. But bogart is right, if anything, a woman will grab an push, not to say you are not doing your job, but to say you are and she is really appreciating it.
  • streetz
    cosign this entire post. Smackin the ass is a no no! iw ill put you on a @iamdiddy timeout for that!
  • magoo
    Don't talk $hIt thats just terrible, I'm liable to nut and just ignore the hell out of you for a while, just let a man be a man no reason to emasculate him.
  • I LOVE this piece! LMAO at not smackin your ass! If my man had an ass I might smack it a little though...
  • LadiTaylor
    Ok... so I really don't have much to say about the post. I like to smack hubby on the ass...Not SMACK but a little tap...Like when he gettin ready for work cuz it's so inviting....
    But that first pic was hot! Like that
  • panamanianbeauty
    i have to admit maybe because i am pregnant so sometimes my brain gets scattered but last night i got confused...when i was having sex he asked me WHOS PUSSY IS IT? AND I WAS LIKE MINE!!! LOL he paused..and i was like OH YOURS..LOL
  • XxX
    ha ha definitely.. my boy slaps my ass all the time, but if i ever do it to him, he says i'm the one that deserves all the spankings.
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