Comments on: The Most Embarrassing Things Happen During Sex

By: sassygurl814

sassygurl814 — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:45:13 +0000

This post is friggin hi-la-ri-ous!!!! lmao. anyways i know im so late commenting but MY most embarassing sex moments was when one day i was getting fingered up my “other” pussy. i was sooooooo into it. i damn near broke his hand off with how i was fucking his finger. we both came to the conclusion that i like it better there than in other places. needless to say though, i ended up learning why it's important to clean out your pipes before you go up the other end. lmao. embarrassed does not even begin to describe how i felt after a couple small clumps fell out. i felt like crying. lol. he wasnt as bothered as i was though. we eventually got a good kick out of it after i calmed down.

By: AGK

AGK — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:39:09 +0000

This was one of the most hilarious (if not THE most hilarious) posts i've ever read!!!
My God, kudos 2u! Lol

By: AGK

AGK — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:28:19 +0000

LMAO, this is sooo funny!!! xD

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 01 May 2009 01:53:46 +0000

Ha ha yeah I did the vomit thing! I deep throated my man so good I vomited. But he liked it! LOL go figure… afterwards I made him clean it up and fix me something to eat cause I was hungry again! SMH

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By: nubian

nubian — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 09:41:31 +0000

You can stop that from happening by using the bathroom before and immediately after having sex. The friction of sex sometimes pushes bacteria into the urethra. If left there too long, it causes UTI's. Also, start taking cranberry tablets. They lower the ph of the vagina and keep bacteria from growing.

By: nubian

nubian — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 09:23:13 +0000

Ok, here goes… I was pushing and throwing it towards heaven. It was soo good. But I must have lifted the wrong way bec somehow, air got inside of me. I felt it going in and knew whatever goes in has to come out. I was so terrified that he would think I was farting when the air came out that I unconsciously stopped moving. He lifted my legs and asked if I was alright but before I could answer, all the air came out of me. He was brutal in that he did not let the moment just ride, he stopped, pulled out, and looked at my stuff like “DAG”!!! I hate him!

By: katchin05

katchin05 — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:51:06 +0000

That (most likely) wasn't urine hun. You squirted. A lot of women don't know they can do it until it happens!

By: Dee

Dee — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:45:07 +0000

He as unaware that he even had a blood clot on his brain, but like I said had he not been trying to keep up with my movement he probably would have not developed this condition. Hell I was with him for 11 years he is 64 now and I am 40 we have a nine year old son together.

By: 1MSGP1

1MSGP1 — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:25:13 +0000

U threw up on him. OMG. Too funny. At least everything worked out in the end. WOW