The Most Embarrassing Things Happen During Sex
Before I had my website I used to blog on myspace and every so often a female would make me an offer I couldn’t refuse. Which ended up being my most embarrasing sexual moment ever!
Long story short this lovely thick girl who just so happened to live around the corner from me in Atlanta wanted to hook up with me. We conversed via messages, im and phone and one Sunday night we decided to go out. I took her to this little poetry spot in Atlanta. We had a great time. She had the nicest booty on the eastside of the A. After the night was over we got a bite to eat and headed back to my place. We started to kiss, next thing I had a handful of ass and a boob in my mouth. The manxilla was hard as a rock. I pretended to need a break, I walked into the back to get a rubber and when I got back we were at it again. I was about to sleep with one of my readers. I pulled her panties off and fingered her, her moans sounded like sweet music being played in a semi drunk state of mind. Then I reached in my pocket pulled out the condom opened it and realized I was only half hard.
I tried to roll it on anyway and it just wasn’t working. She was determined and she put her mouth to work, it was great head, but the manxilla still wouldn’t pay any attention. All I could think about was the legend of BlogXilla is now tarnished. She was sucking and sucking, and I can’t remember if I came or not, but if I did… she doesn’t know that I did, I may have ran to the bathroom with my nut in my hand… (Pause) Needless to say this was my most embarrassing sexual moment. I never attempted to make up for it either. We just couldn’t connect. I did go over her house late one night, and we were interrupted by her daughter waking up and her male friend popping up at her house. Maybe those were signs. Who knows.
I did ask some of my twitter/facebook friends what were their most embarrassing sexual moments and they have me topped by a lot. Trust me when I say this is some of the funniest stuff you’ll ever read.
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