The Condom Drawer: Are You A Jumpoff?

One of my readers sent me an email asking me how can she get featured in one of these post. I never really thought of it, but I guess if you want your picture featured on BlogXilla.com email me one, I’ll upload it. My homegirls over at ATF dropped some knowledge. Knowledge of what makes a jumpoff. 

• Show up unannounced one day. If he’s not happy to see you or worse, if he peeks through the window and doesn’t let you in, you’re a jumpoff.
• He sends out subliminal messages via his facebook and twitter status. Quoting sweet hip hop lyrics and lines from Love Jones. You question him. He responds with something like: “I’m hurt that you would even question that. If you have to question it, then no those weren’t for you”
• He asks your friend out to dinner. Then claims he didn’t know you and her were “cool like that”
• He only calls you to find out where you are and when you can come over.
• He took you out to dinner. That one time.

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