FTV: Lock Her Down List
It’s cheating as soon as you’re doing something with her that you wouldn’t want your girl to see, hear, read…(Yes Myspace Comments Count)
- I’m really surprised at the number of girls who have ended a potential relationship b/c some random chick left some shit on their dudes myspace page. Fellas if you know you have an ace in the pocket why ruin it w/ a jump off w/ a loud mouth. But if you gt caught and you know your boo is not your girl yet why lie about it? Girls are a lot more forgiving then you think they are. Tell her the truth. Women want a choice its an essential need to their existence. So simply put Stop Lying.
F*ck her like a porn star
- Catch her off guard, while she’s cleaning up, surfing the web or reading a book, and get it popping. Pull her hair, smack her ass, and slide the manxilla inside of her like she slides into those hotpants. Slide into her like you’re rounding third base and are about to crash head first into home base. Then lean with it and rock with it, let yourself go in and out of her with a nice steady motion. Turn her around and switch positions, and as soon as it gets really good to her, pull it out and put your mouth on her vagina. Once you taste her goodness lick it like it’s the last bit of food on the plate, and when you think you can’t eat another bit, eat her some more, and then slide yourself right back inside of her and f*ck her some more. Well you get my drift just make her feel like a woman and she won’t be going anywhere.
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