FTV: Lock Her Down List

Posted in Rated Grown Up, Relationships on Apr 17, 2009

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Plan the occasional swaggerlicious, get fly date and go out of town for the weekend, basically be unpredictable.

  • Women get tired of the same ole routine week in and week out. Blockbusters nights are cool on a rainy night, but not all the time. If her boyfriend is lame then a dude like me has no problem taking another man’s girl out and giving her the time of her life and best believe that next weekend I will have her in my room w/ her ankles on her earlobes while Dru Hill’s Somebody’s Sleeping In My Bed plays in the background as a thrust the manxilla to the beat.

 

She thinks you’re sexy after you get a fresh line up, when your fixing things, rapping your favorite song, dipping through traffic, eating a peach, holding a baby, or reading.

  • What do all of those things have in common? They are all simple things. you don’t have to do too much to impress a woman who likes you. If you find yourself having to do some World Strongest Man shit like picking up a car w/ your pinky, blindfolded while doing the superman dance in order to impress your old lady. Then you might need to end that relationship early. A good woman is turned on by the simple things like telling her the truth.

Talk Dirty to her in public.

  • Next time you’re with your girl in the supermarket walk up behind her while shes picking out produce and whisper in her ear that you want to fuck the shit out of her right on top of the Red Peppers and discreetly feel on your booty while you do it. Now it might not happen then and there but when you get home and after you’re done helping her w/ put away the food. The Kitchen might become the scene of your own Debbie Does Dallas.

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  • janee
    I agree! you got the shit down pack! expecially about telling the truth, nothing ends shit faster then a dude lying about something that is so obvious and its not even necessary..
  • I know right, most time we don't even have to lie but we do... stupid mofos i stopped lying. doesn't make sense and if it don't make sense it dont make dollars
  • while i wont make a big deal out of the small things in life, it means so much more when my guy does. It should never be forced of guilted into appreciating.
  • small things - 1st kiss, 3 week anniversary, etc.....
  • you're right it's up to the guy... if he does this the panties will come off!! lol
  • SW1
    Amen to that!
  • me
    CHUUUUUUUUCH
  • I love this list. I agree whole heartedly and That myspace thing is more important than guys think it is and you guys just dismiss it. but yes we like the little things, we crave intimacy just like we crave the peen.

    You need to write the sequel to letters to a young brother
  • what's that?
  • Lili
    I believe she's referring to Hill Harper's (actor, Obama's old classmate & friend) book. He has one for young women as well. Great guy.
  • yep i am. Hill Harper got the mental, you've got the sexual. makes the man complete.
  • Shannon
    damn xilla that last one brought a tear to my eye......damn!!!!!!
  • was it that bad? lol glad i could help out. ready for the weekend shannon?
  • Breezy
    lol you are so silly..i loved the sly little jokes in there. but this is a dope list.

    (forwarding this to my male friends..)
  • hahaha I try you know info and then a bit of humor.
  • Lili
    Daaaaaaaaamit Xilla.


    You need to make a trip to my neck of the woods.
  • where is your neck of the woods?
  • Lili
    lol MD/DC
  • nspirin
    on point once again big homie,
    keep up the good work and i'll keep puttin the name out there
  • HeadMistress
    Great List!!!

    Love the "let your nuts hang" - I'm such an Alpha, but if he does it the right way, his taking the lead will have me all girly and submissive in no time :-D
  • lbelle
    can we get married? I wish men would take this simple stuff seriously!
  • favorisntfair
    I am in Heaven with the thought of a man doing all these things for me. This is such an accurate list. Xilla, do you have a brother? lol
  • NicoleC
    i want to print this out and give it to every prospective dude to date...so true! why are you the only guy who gets it? just when i thought all hope was lost :)
  • mmmm mmmm mmmm
  • chicityrita
    Hi everyone! It's my first post and I will like to say keep up the great job Xilla.

    I'm thankful for this post because I was feeling unappreciated yesterday:(.
  • SW1
    I like this list...
  • what's that ?. Some promotion stuff or what ?
  • SkyHarris
    How do you figure all this stuff out????
    You have to be like the PERFECT MAN! lol.
    Anywho, you're right because i am definitely locked down...and its because he does all of the above!
    Especially the "simple things" clause.
  • LuxxeKitty
    "Remember she’s still a girl, no matter how much of an independent woman she claims to be, Girls are mushy, and they like to know that you’re paying attention."

    So TRUE!....No matter how terrible the day was, just knowing that you are there listening and paying attention does some things. Good job Xilla. Great list. Accurate.
  • OooLaLa
    What a great list. I'll be forwarding the link to many male friends.

    Good job, Xilla!
  • yes
    that chick on page 2 needs to lose that wig and chick on the last page coulda worn some new shoes
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