Ride Me Right Or Get Off Me

Posted in Rated Grown Up, Sexual Intellectuals on Apr 06, 2009

Nowadays woman have got lazy and stingy when it comes to sex, and them getting on top. Either they just lay there or when they do decide to “go for a ride” they move in a way that only they get any pleasure. If a man was to do this we would never get a 2nd call back. So to all the ladies out there who have asked me, how was it, how should I move, and what should I do, here is a guide to how to ride him the right way.

The main reason why missionary is my favorite position is because it allows me to be in control, which is why most females like being on top because they have all the control. While she’s on top she decided how fast, and how deep. Yet, the problem is she will bust a guy’s balls, or just move in a way that provides no stimulation for the guy. Or least this what happens when the girls I’ve been with have rode the “ManXilla”

Balance is important, I don’t want her falling all over me, so take your time, the ManXilla isn’t going anywhere. Climb on top of me, one knee of each side of me, position yourself where you can grab one hand back and ease me inside of you.

Use the headboard or place your hands above my head, and show off your boobs. We love this, we’ll go crazy trying to reach up and bite and lick your n*pples. While you rock forward and back, raising your butt so slide up and down on the ManXilla. Remember we need the in and out motion in order to really really feel anything.
Do you, now I know females love the circular motion when they’re on top so make your hips like a little tornado, but remember to continue with the up and down motion… for his pleasure.
Stay on your feet. I find it most pleasurable when a female stays on her feet and rides me. This way she seems to have more control over her kegals and can do a lot more squeezing while I’m inside of her. And when she slides down I try to thrust myself deeper inside of her.

“Arch your back and his member will be against your orgasm-producing G-spot, felt through the front of your vaginal wall. Sit straight up and he’ll fit into you more directly, providing a deeper, fuller feel. Keeping your legs together tightens your grip and boosts the sensations for both of you, while spreading them apart — whether bent at the knees or stretched-out — lets you dabble rather than go deep.”

I also like it when a female rides me backwards allowing me to see her fatty bounce up and down on my man pole. If you know how to dance you should know how to do this position. Just remember it gets sensitive down there we don’t want to our B*lls flattened.
Now all of this is a bit tiring for the female so take a break, so lean forward grab the headboard or just lean against the pillow and allow us a little room, so we can get busy and pound away while your love tunnel is suspended in air.

 

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  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    xilla. wtfugg is up with the disqus thingy? it won't let me sign in...i want the world to see my booty?!?! heheheh!

    i prefer from the back, but riding is a necessary skill. i've found that if i squeeze ma kegals while pulling up and release them while sliding down it makes men go wild! think blowjob with ya vagina!? don't be laszy ladies! ride 'im like a champyun!
    anywho,
  • yeah I wanna see that booty as well, lol I would say sign up for gravatar just add a dot com and it should pop up sign up and it will be there and every where else you comment.
  • Something Sweet
    No offense Xilla, but I heard your stroke game is non existent. Is this blog all hype?
  • could be possible. I don't think I'm all that. I've been the best sex to some and the worst sex to others. so depending on who told you that... it might be true.
  • HeadMistress
    I love a classy man with a good answer!
  • Thanks a lot. I tried. but hell I think I hold my own in the bedroom.
  • HeadMistress
    You did good kid!

    I'm sure the Amateur Antagonista(s) were hoping for a heated 'Uh huuuhh, I can so f*ck good" response

    She/they probably even had her/their response to your response pre-typed...

    right click - drag - delete....LMAO
  • hazysin
    GREAT ANSWER!!!!
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    hi 5! way ta save! heheheheheheeeee!
  • outofyourmind
    Personally, I feel that my riding game is kind of lacking now. My man loves it though.
  • so you think you can do better? Really? Wow at least you're willing to get better but if your man loves it then you're doing everything right! Congrats.
  • reverse cowgirl is da shit
  • I like to ride, but guys have to understand our need to be in control when we're in this position.

    I have to do what works for me and then try to finesse it to work for my partner. When I'm on top riding and he see me enjoyin it then he should just let me ride (literally). There is no way he cannot enjoy it...lol Let me get mine off a couple of times b4 we switch positons :)
  • I do, but at the end of the day it's still a 2 way street. If a man wasn't pleasurable would you let him get his off?
  • Ummm yeah.....once it's on then it's on.

    I never stopped in the middle and just walked out....lol
  • I just recently got really comfortable with my riding skills. I studied and watched others do it and then experimented with diff techniques on my man and now...I must say, I think I'm a bad bish on top. The other night I got on top and between my motion and my kung fu grip kegels, that fool couldn't even hold out past a minute lol. He's by no means a minute man, I was just doing my thing! I prefer missionary, but I like riding now too now that I know how to do it right :-)
  • Girl I know what you mean.

    I was w/ my beau one night and I got on top and did my thing....I switch positions w/o even getting off of the johnson.....he looked up at me and said "dayum....I almost 4got how much I love it when you ride me"....
    lol.....

    I watched his head sink into the bed as he enjoyed every minute of it...and then some ;)

    So u go girl!! get ur ride on! :)
  • I know that's right - ya'll better get it! Leaving his mouth all open cause he's in shock - oh, sorry...memories! LMAO
  • Oooookaaaayy!!!!!!!!

    Lol..... tht's when u have to say...."you almost forgot?" and go in on him.....make him just loose it lol.

    You know you got em' when they pop up and pick you up, flip you over in a half of a second and go crzy...lol
  • LMAO YES GIRL!!! Now, I am by no means a little girl, BUT, if he can still manage to flip my a$$ & get to work, I know my job is DONE! Well, that...and the fact that he'll be snoring in less than 5 min! LMAO
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    weeeelll!!!![throws up da chuch hand] u betta say dat! i had one guy just sit there and say"i have to take all this in. get me some kool-aid" i'm supasilly! i died twice!
  • Yeah umm, I've been rather stingy lately mainly because I'm trying to get a certain dude out of my system. But, I'll be damned if this post didn't make me wish he was coming over 2nte.

    (I finally made my post, Xilla. LOL, don't beat me 4 taking 10 yrs)
  • OooLaLa
    WOW... OK.
    I really appreciate this post, Xilla. Although I admit I'll have to work on a few of my techniques, I do pretty good on the others.
    It's on now.
  • babydoll
    i am curious about being on your feet when u ride. that seems like its a lot of damn work and balance... to my professional riders: How does this work?!?
  • hazysin
    OH ITS EASY AND THE MOST COMFORTABLE FOR ME...........
  • you just squat like you're...well, squatting lol. and then bounce on it, but to where it feels good, not like a jackhammer(unless he's into that) lol. this is a REAL thigh workout so be careful! it helps if you can put him up against the headboard and grab on to help you balance yourself. let him put pillows under his head so he can play with your nipples with his tongue while you're doing it. i LOVE my nipples getting sucked, so if ur like me, this will send you over the edge! make sure you're doing kegels the whole time also. hope this helps :-)
  • @ babydoll

    Also, in conjunction with what the lovely ladies below said. You can also do it w/ a pair of heels on. It'll give u the extra "ump" you need to bounce up and down on it. :)
  • bogart4017
    My lady on top pops off in like 30 seconds. She can climax like 5 times back to back no problem.
  • Seeeeeee!!!

    Tht's wht I was trying to say in my original comment. When I'm on top, it's about me and what I want.

    Just like when a guy is hitting it from the back, it's about what he wants...it's up to me to get in where I fit in and move it like how I wanna move it... :)

    But on top, yeah...I can climax a few good times ;) And tht's what really matters right lol
  • I think this blog post is for stingy ass women who don't want to keep their man
    If they do, they'd do any, and everything necessary to please him, cause if he is a good one, whats a little kinky sex to make him happy...
    Also...Its a great workout too ladies, I never exercise and look at my body!!!! LOL
  • I feel you JS, but riding sn't kinky..... :) depending on what you're doing while riding lol

    Kinky riding is on the trunk of his car on a street parked somewhere semi secluded. Or Kinky riding is being a a park late night sitting on a jungle gym and using the bars to ride up and down while kids play nearby....lol
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