How To Be His Private Wh*re

Posted in Rated Grown Up on Apr 04, 2009

 

Model: Taiwan

Model: Taiwan

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There is nothing like finding a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed. I think most men want our woman to be our own private freak. In this blog you’ll find 3 ways to prove your freakiness to your man.

1. What Does Everybody Want?
Head!!! In 2008 you have to give head. So go down on your man, and not just regular head, do it some place he’ll never expect it, like in the mall or in the parking lot of your favorite restaurant. Being spontaneous is a perfect way to make sure a relationship doesn’t become boring and dull. Now, fellas there is no reason what so ever that you shouldn’t eat in return. If you don’t know how read this. [Skittles]

2. Whatever You Like
Now you’re perfect man might ask for you to do some outlandish stuff like the R-Kelly Thundercat Joust Match. [That's when you go into the bathroom and take a leak and right after you're done he runs into you at full speed and shoves his Peter inside of you while screaming HOOOOOOOOO!!!!] But don’t be afraid to try new things. Men like to do things we see in the flicks. So if it’s not too off the wall try it. Adult video stores are a perfect place to find new moves, positions and movies to spice up your bed room life.

3. My Pony
Learn how to ride a dude properly, I can’t stress the importance of this position enough. Ladies, y’all get on top of us and don’t move, or move in a way that is not pleasurable to us. If we got on top of you and poked around in a unorthodox way we will not get a call back. So learn how to ride. A good up and down motion is key, making sure you’re wet enough, and he’s hard enough to maintain the proper atmosphere of the ride. I’ll be posting a guide to riding in the near future, until then rent some flicks with Kapri Styles.


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  • yea, a good ride game and head is essential in any friendship, relationship or f**kship
  • MsJammie
    You are absolutely off the Chain...! Dope info...Skittles section is a great guide for Men-I approve it! lol
  • Jas
    i need that guide to riding please! lol
  • Breezy
    oh Xilla..lol..
    thanks for this!
  • Shida
    how does being a lady in the streets relate to giving head in a parking lot??
  • Lili
    Well, I don't think he's suggesting to do it where ppl can see you. LOL But little surprises like that keep him guessing and make him appreciate your spontaneity.
  • Missy
    LOL@ unorthodox all the while awaiting the riding guide...like, for real for real...
  • hazysin
    i approve this message........i just recently perfected my ride game...(thank you boo)
  • OooLaLa
    Yeah ... Spontaneous head in an unexpected place is always extremely well received...LOL... Still getting praises from those episodes...

    Great post Xilla ... patiently awaiting your guide to riding.
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