You Could Have Told Me We Were Going Dutch
The Juice:
Before going on the date we thought we should get a pitcher of beer, but when he got to the bar he called me to let me know they didn’t have pitchers. I told him that Mellow Mushroom was right around the corner and that we could go there instead. He told me, “Naw, I’m already parked.” So I said cool and that is when I told him to just order me the beer. Now I didn’t think much of this until we were sitting at the bar and he told me the following:
“Yea, the steering column broke on my car. So I can’t drive it.”
“Oh okay, so how’d you get here, you had to borrow someone’s car?”
“No, I rode MARTA.”
Now for those of you that don’t know, MARTA is the public transportation here in Atlanta. But I didn’t believe him.“No you didn’t. I don’t believe you.”
“Yes I did. For real.”
“Okay, then why did you say you parked your car already?”
“I was just saying that I was already here.”
“No, when people say they’re already there, that’s what they say. They don’t say, ‘I parked my car.’”
So this already had me thinking, “Oh hell naw!” But I didn’t want to appear rude so I continued the date. To this day, he is still trying to get me go out with him again, after I told him not to contact me anymore!
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