From The Vault: Whisper In Her Ear

Posted in Rated Grown Up, Relationships on Apr 01, 2009

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4. Damn, I’ve missed you

So what’s it’s only been a day or couple of hours, you know you’ve been thinking about breaking open that magnum wrapper, and sliding between her thighs all day long. Tell her about it.

 

3. I’m Ready for round 2

It’s not about quantity it’s about quality, but nothing screams love like that second nut! It may be fact but my urban myth is that after I get that first nut out of the way, the second coming of my ManXilla is lethal… considering if i had enough rest… I’m getting old. 

2. Words then end in “UCK” 

I tend to believe that every wife, girlfriend, wifey etc wants to be fucked every now and then. So try this, walk up on your girl give her a hug and a kiss all tender run your fingers through her hair softly and then… Grab a fist full of her mane and tell her you want to fuck the shit out of her sexy ass. 

 

1. You stay sleeping baby, I’ll tend to the baby.

After a round of sex, and the baby starts crying it switches mommy from Heather Hunter mode to Claire Huxtable Mode (was I the only young dude who had a crush on Phylisha Rashad?) So get your ass up and fix a bottle, don’t worry the lady will be so turned on that she keep it warm and wet until you come back.

 

What Would you say? What Would you Do?

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  • OooLaLa
    Xilla, I love your list. I was having some major flashbacks while reading it ... Now except for numbers 9 and 1 (cigarett and baby), everything on the list have been said to me at some point; some of them very very recently (smiling).
    Never underestimate the power of words, especially when said correctly at the right time.
  • bogart4017
    My wife def digs the laying there while i cook---i gotta make sure i stay standing tho--i will sit sown, fall asleep and burn the house down!!
    First time commenting xilla--love your stuff!!
  • Sexy N Sassy
    Your my N*gga, you know what to do and how to do it. I'm a start puttin guys on this site so they can learn a thing or two. You will be surprised how many guys are wet behind the ear. BTW, I'm sure you know!

    Good blog xilla, i'm feeling this one!
  • what?
    Nice Xilla, nice!
  • TRJ
    I can vouch for cooking breakfast in the morning. For me it normally leads to a another round like after I wash dishes, yeah you gotta do that too, or when we in the shower. I get so much more outta sex from a female when I tell them I want to fu(k em, its like she likes when we take things slow but its something about when I get rough with her she loves.
  • Its_whateva
    I have ruined many "moods" before when somebody whisper something in my ear ,and I'm like " what did you say".
  • theFEMALE
    LMAO!
  • PhoenixNicole
    #2. Nuff said.
  • favorisntfair
    This is one sexy list! I love it. There is something so freakin attractive about knowing your parter so well that you don't have to say nothing to get what you want.
  • "I love how u taste" and "damn i've missed you" turn me into a raging river every time! lol...all of these work for me though...not so much with the silence...i like my man to make noise ;-)
  • Ahhh...."I love how you taste"....that'll never get old. You're so right 'Xilla' he's got to mean it and that turns me out everytime b/c I know he does.
    Nice post least to all that apply...more guys need to see this.Kudos^_^
  • ..Sheila..
    i am a wife and mother so the last one hit straight home! i love it!!
  • Gracie
    You know how too....!!!
  • Phil
    "Indiscreetly"? No no no, Mr. Xilla, sir. I think you meant to say "discretely" or "with discretion". Sorry, I'm an editor by trade.
  • thanks! the spell check changed it. i just went through and approved everything.
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