From The Vault: Whisper In Her Ear

4. Damn, I’ve missed you
So what’s it’s only been a day or couple of hours, you know you’ve been thinking about breaking open that magnum wrapper, and sliding between her thighs all day long. Tell her about it.
3. I’m Ready for round 2
It’s not about quantity it’s about quality, but nothing screams love like that second nut! It may be fact but my urban myth is that after I get that first nut out of the way, the second coming of my ManXilla is lethal… considering if i had enough rest… I’m getting old.
2. Words then end in “UCK”
I tend to believe that every wife, girlfriend, wifey etc wants to be fucked every now and then. So try this, walk up on your girl give her a hug and a kiss all tender run your fingers through her hair softly and then… Grab a fist full of her mane and tell her you want to fuck the shit out of her sexy ass.
1. You stay sleeping baby, I’ll tend to the baby.
After a round of sex, and the baby starts crying it switches mommy from Heather Hunter mode to Claire Huxtable Mode (was I the only young dude who had a crush on Phylisha Rashad?) So get your ass up and fix a bottle, don’t worry the lady will be so turned on that she keep it warm and wet until you come back.
What Would you say? What Would you Do?
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