Women Can’t Cook and Here Is My Rant

 

 

There is an old adage which states that a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Well I believe that a lot of females have forgotten that saying. But whose fault is it? The Mother’s for not teaching her daughter how to cook? The Daughter for not learning how to cook? or the Dad’s for walking out on the mother, leaving the mother to work all day and not find time for her child?

Regardless of whose fault it is, I’m a bit perturb at the idea that 75% of females I’ve been with can’t or couldn’t cook. There was the one who could only boil chicken, the one who burned a hamburger and another who knew how to order the best of everything that delivered. I can ORDER CHINESE BY MY DAMN SELF!!

Learn to cook watch Rachel Ray, scream BAM from the kitchen every now and then when you through some seasoning in a pot of stew. I want to smell the aroma of basil and 35 herbs and spices resonating from the kitchen area every once in a while. I get tired of the scent of MSG coming from a brown paper bag with a white plastic bag with a smile on the front. I have at least 400 little pieces of cardboard in my cabinet drawer from bottom of the bag when I ordered take out. A million menus and way too many packets of soy sauce in my BRROOWWNN PAaapperr BAaagggg!! I feel like DJ. Khalid or something.

Besides I don’t want to have to look Mr. Chan in the eye while he fumbles for my change in his pockets with hopes that I tell him to keep the change. Because I’m not going to tell him to keep the change b/c I’m going to have to see him again in a few days because my girl can’t cook!! SMCH!!!

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60 Responses to “Women Can’t Cook and Here Is My Rant”

  1. BajanBeauty says:

    Both myself and my older brother know how to cook. My Mum always a man should know how to cook that way he's not dependent on a woman to cook for him. I feel you should know to cook just to feed yourself at lease.

  2. You are picking the wrong women but I am thankful that you qualified that statement by saying that 75% that you met and not women in general. My ma and grandma wouldn't have allowed me to not learn what to do in the kitchen but you got to be special for me to cook for you.

    Maybe you should learn (only if you don't know ) and work with the ladies because like the poster said there is nothing sessier than a man who can cook.

  3. You are picking the wrong women but I am thankful that you qualified that statement by saying that 75% that you met and not women in general. My ma and grandma wouldn't have allowed me to not learn what to do in the kitchen but you got to be special for me to cook for you.

    Maybe you should learn (only if you don't know ) and work with the ladies because like the poster said there is nothing sessier than a man who can cook.

  4. ubringmejoi says:

    Awesome, yeah I can't cook like a chef but I try! And I think that this is a must, read a recipe, google some things… women we gotta get it together…. what are we going to do feed the babies Mc Donalds?

  5. ubringmejoi says:

    Awesome, yeah I can't cook like a chef but I try! And I think that this is a must, read a recipe, google some things… women we gotta get it together…. what are we going to do feed the babies Mc Donalds?

  6. caramelcrememiss says:

    Well I’ll put it like this, there are a lot of women who can cook & dont . Simply because some dudes ain’t worth wooing with our culinary prowess, also some of us are trying to get to a part of you, but it ain’t your heart, think a little lower ;) these days about the fun and if you’re not the one we’re looking to settle down with, you get no culinary love darling!

  7. MissCSE says:

    Agreed, a lot of women can’t cook. I’m the oldest of 6 girls and I’m the only 1 that can cook a meal that requires more than just boiling water. Even though I can throw down, I would like a man that can cook for me too ::pouts:: It’s nice when a woman knows how to cook, but it’s sexy as hell when a man knows his way around the kitchen as well. I’m teaching my brothers at a young age how to get their kitchen-swagger game up.

  8. misschelmarie says:

    I agree with this from start to finish. My mom always told me that learning to cook is an essential for yourself and for your man. Really no man wants a woman that cant even make rice on the stove. And a man will always appreciate his woman more if he’s coming home from a hard day of work and he smells nothing but good aromas from the kitchen; u might just get u some that night but its also good for woman to know how to cook for them to survive and just incase one night u find ur man cheating , u can cook a big pot of something in red sauce! lol :)

  9. Bee says:

    I think it’s pathetic when women can’t cook a simple meal for themselves. I’ve been in the kitchen with granmoms since I was seven, and the skill wasn’t learn to impress a man. It was learned so that one day I would be able to take care of myself and my future children. I don’t think its necessary for women to be top chef’s but they should at least be knowledgeable in the kitchen. At the same time, I think it’s important for men to adhere to masculine roles. I’ve met some kneegros that didn’t even want to take out the trash….unacceptable.

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