What I’ve Learned From My Ex’s: The Coochie Coupon
Model: Ressy Wright: Florida
I’ve decided to start sharing a few things I’ve learned from the chicks I’ve dealt with in the pass. When I think about all the amazing ladies I have came across in my travels. I met her off Blackplanet, she had a nice main pic and a colorful background, I think it might have been the purple and black background with lime green letters. The color combination made me send her a note asap. She quickly replied back, and we spent the whole day talking through notes and the infamous pager tool.
After that day she hadn’t logged on in about a week, but one day I logged on and saw a note from her, so we talked about for the whole day, about random stuff, not the standard when can I come over and hit it talk that most of my notes resembled. No sexy g-spot licks, just good conversation. Needless to say I soon got bored with the regular talk, when there were tons of internet women willing to give it up to me because my page was laced. (Thanks photoshop) A few weeks later I get another message from the cool chick, this time with her, aim name included.
Time went by with many of random conversations here and there. It must have been years with only seeing each other once, and no sex, just a lot of pit bull hair on my clothes from the friendliest dog I’ve ever met named killer. Then one Sunday night, I saw her online and invited her over. It’s been years since we last chatted online, She lived an hour away, but she must of been bored because she came over. When she finally arrived, we decided to watch a movie and that’s when it happened. She pulled out the manxilla and put it in her mouth, it was on and popping. We had some pretty mind blowing sex, I won’t go into detail I’ll save that for a cinderella story in the future. After she left, again we went back to not speaking, until one weekend day, I saw her online and within a few hours she was at my house again for more mind blowing sex, and again no contact after that.
Until one weekend I saw her online, and she told me she was pregnant, and that sort of ended our sexual whatever you want to call it. She had the softest booty, some of the best head I’ve ever had, and she knew how to ride the manxilla like a cowgirl, but on that day I tore up my coochie coupon. Looking back, I learned that if you have a coochie coupon it can be cashed in at any time and mind blowing sex will just fall in your lap unexpectedly. It doesn’t have to be talked about, planned or discussed. It will just happen.
I know to this day, that no matter the situation, I had a cut buddy in this woman.
- Ladies? Is there someone out there who has a coochie coupon that never expires?
- Fellas: Have you ever cashed in a coochie coupon? If so is it still valid?
