oh I've had the faggoty fuck who accidentally tried to do the little-dick moves with an enormous schlong–needless to say I was displeased, but me and my kegels helped that pussy nigga get on with his duty and the hell out my face.

but the WORST experience with a good D? OMFG…I was in high school, fucking some next-door neighbor on the regular during summer vacation cause his dick was so amazing. It even had an aura…I mean, dick SO fantastic that I wanted to buy it a separate Christmas gift. So each day at 10am sharp (cause that was when mama left for work lol) I would tip next door and bounce on his big huge adolescent dick for hours…literally HOURS…on his gym equipment, easy chair, homework desk, bed, closet shelf, even tied a swing to this nigga's ceiling one day (got the idea from some book!) and fucked him on it…oh my word. it was the best summer ever.

until I got back to school the following fall. only to find that my amazing secret fuck buddy was actually a major rival bitch's little brother…and this nigga was in Special Education.

…as in NO regular classes at all special ed! he was absolutely mentally handicapped…but then how did he know what to say to me? i have no idea, he was a fantastic lay (even said the right dirty shit I like lol) but homie was just clinically retarded.