Is Bigger Really Better?

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My favorite Bust It Baby recently told me she forgot how big I was, another one of my favorite chicks as in my facebook profile recently told me of a guy she once thought was big, is no longer big after 6 years of being a sexual intellectual. I also get tons of emails about women and their man holding the huge stick, but can’t use it. While I know I’ve asked this question before, i never really wrote about it… until now.

There is a such thing as too big, while some women, mostly slim, crave for a big one, other women like a nice sized member, or just want a man who knows how to use what he has. One night while deep into a heated sexual conversation my lady friend explained to me how a dude she had been with was small, and she thought it was going to be terrible, but she was too far along in the process to turn back now, but once he stuck it in, he has the magic stick. She explained to me that the way he moved his sausage link the more she felt. She said since that day she never doubts another guy.

I’ve also heard tales of men who were holding more pipe than super mario bros, but did not have a clue as to what to do with them. All the things I hear while trying to brag lol, but the stories range from big men not being able to keep it up, others about it hurting to much and others about dudes who just don’t know what to do with it. It’s like thinking you’re about to get a 5 star meals and ending up with a half eating bowl of soggy Cap’n Crunch.

So what are some of your big pipe horror stories?

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59 Responses to “Is Bigger Really Better?”

  1. Xan says:

    …ummm okay Xilla, basically I'm kinda perfect and can hold my own sexual weight and back up the shit I talk (lol) so I have no idea what bad sex must feel like, but it ain't happened to my ass recently! [snaps fingers]

    oh I've had the faggoty fuck who accidentally tried to do the little-dick moves with an enormous schlong–needless to say I was displeased, but me and my kegels helped that pussy nigga get on with his duty and the hell out my face.

    but the WORST experience with a good D? OMFG…I was in high school, fucking some next-door neighbor on the regular during summer vacation cause his dick was so amazing. It even had an aura…I mean, dick SO fantastic that I wanted to buy it a separate Christmas gift. So each day at 10am sharp (cause that was when mama left for work lol) I would tip next door and bounce on his big huge adolescent dick for hours…literally HOURS…on his gym equipment, easy chair, homework desk, bed, closet shelf, even tied a swing to this nigga's ceiling one day (got the idea from some book!) and fucked him on it…oh my word. it was the best summer ever.

    until I got back to school the following fall. only to find that my amazing secret fuck buddy was actually a major rival bitch's little brother…and this nigga was in Special Education.

    …as in NO regular classes at all special ed! he was absolutely mentally handicapped…but then how did he know what to say to me? i have no idea, he was a fantastic lay (even said the right dirty shit I like lol) but homie was just clinically retarded.

  2. Thoney Gangstasweet says:

    the glass dildo will work. also try carbonated vaseline[in the brown jar] its great for inflamation and is kinda like ambesol/vicks for ur vagina… thing is, it smells medical… if ur goin right back into it wash it off or his tongue will be numb/u'll smell like the dr…..heating pads work well also and with the tingle of the vaseline, it can be quite soothing! good luck!

  3. Thoney Gangstasweet says:

    lmao! that's crazy…i've seen guys like that and refused to hump…i'm terrified of my “stuff” gettin rearranged or loose!

  4. Yup says:

    A medium size thick d*ck is enough for me. I don't need all of those extra inches. As long as he knows what he's doing I'm good. I was never impressed with the huge ones. Nice to look at but painful to take in. They say we can accommodate all men but some sizes are too huge. A turn off is an uncircumcised one..ew I won't go down on that..some men don't clean their sh*t..leaving smegma and all this crap on there.

  5. Yup says:

    A medium size thick d*ck is enough for me. I don't need all of those extra inches. As long as he knows what he's doing I'm good. I was never impressed with the huge ones. Nice to look at but painful to take in. They say we can accommodate all men but some sizes are too huge. A turn off is an uncircumcised one..ew I won't go down on that..some men don't clean their sh*t..leaving smegma and all this crap on there.

  6. TRJ says:

    every girl i have been with has told me dat im big n afterward they say i go deeper than any other but i took dat as over exaggeration until the maggy started having a tight fit and started braking them so now its XL for me. i dont know if it was because of my size but i have made one girl cum as soon as put it in but anyway one thing i was told by my partner, at that time, is that dudes thats not too long got something to prove, lol, so they do wild positions and go the extra mile while my kind tend to think that since its big i aint gotta put in that much work and stick to do original stroke. but regardless i treat everytime like the first time!

  7. TRJ says:

    every girl i have been with has told me dat im big n afterward they say i go deeper than any other but i took dat as over exaggeration until the maggy started having a tight fit and started braking them so now its XL for me. i dont know if it was because of my size but i have made one girl cum as soon as put it in but anyway one thing i was told by my partner, at that time, is that dudes thats not too long got something to prove, lol, so they do wild positions and go the extra mile while my kind tend to think that since its big i aint gotta put in that much work and stick to do original stroke. but regardless i treat everytime like the first time!

  8. Trice says:

    THAT just made me laugh so incredibly hard, thank you!

  9. Trice says:

    THAT just made me laugh so incredibly hard, thank you!

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