Quickie: She’ll Cut Your D*** Off

Posted in Relationships on Mar 05, 2009

Photo By Datz Nyce

Photo By Datz Nyce

There are just a few things I will never do to a woman for fear of having my d*ck cut off. Every now and then while sending out a question on twitter I get a response that makes me think… She tried to cut his ass. Never the less men still do some pretty wild things, but when does it cross the line? Well here is are a few things I’ll never do because they might get me cut.

  • Sleep with another woman in my girls house 
  • Give her an STD
  • Sleep with her friend or family member
  • Chris Brown her, in front of one of her friends
  • Put my hands on her period.
  • Hit her kids

Here are a few of the best replies I got from twitter.

  • AlwaysConvinced@BlogXilla If I find him with another man!!!!
  • TDaDiva@Blogxilla when they brag about their peen-pop & how they r gonna touch the back of my soul & they ain’t got $hit! People get shot 4 less!
  • TheJadedNYerIcon_lock@BlogXilla Messing with my money and/or laying up with some trick IN MY BED! *gets shank out of sock*
  • kingsmommaIcon_lock@BlogXilla and trying to slip the tongue in the back door during some good oral, and not having nicely manicured nails
  • DivasMistress@BlogXilla anything in reference to our kids: lie, broken promises missing weekends. u cant do anything 2 hurt me, but hurt my babies its on
  • AMBERRAVENEL@BlogXilla Cheat with my friend, give an std or/and ……. i dont know what else

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  • SugarTits
    I'm a lover not a fighter.

    ;-P
  • Dizz
    Have a side chick
    Get your side chick pregnant
  • SweetT
    let a nigga do any of these to me imma cut his ass faster than thanksgiving turkey.
  • HeadMistress
    ROFLMAO, all very good reasons, but I think I have to agree most with DivasMistress' line of thought, hurt my kid (physically)...that shyt will definitely get a n*gga cut and the cut is just the beginning...
  • Lol...good post and I have to agree everything you mentioned will get a guy cut.

    Including getting someone prego.
    Sleepin w/ a friend or family member will get two people cut
    And giving me an incurable std will have me in jail. (God 4bid)

    :)
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    u keep me chuckling over here. HA! 2 ppl cut. hehehehe! i feel u bout passing on the herp or aids....i'lla killabitch! str8up! i've been blessed to not have an std cuz LAWD KNOWS i'm nuts...i might just i don't know!
    you'll get cut if u molest my child, you'll get cut if you cut my hair[my sisters boyfriend did that to her, her hair was to her waist], you'll get cut if youlie bout somethin dumb, you'll get cut if you hump yo boss and don't bring me extra $, you'll get cut if you lose yo job for a stupid reason....
  • I'm going to repeat it again, if a man wants you to lick his azz, that would make me want to cut his thing off.

    If a man wants me to stick my finger in his butt.

    He spends your check on his side chick.

    He brings home another woman and expects you to have sex with her. (There was no mention of a threesome at all prior to this)

    He tells you that you need to lose/gain weight.

    He says something negative about your vajayjay (it feels loose)

    He steals from you.

    He calls you the "B" word.
  • I agree!! All of these along with the ones above are liable to get a man CUT!
  • DamnNearPerfect
    TDaDiva has told the story of my life. im waiting for the day that a guy says it and it really happens
  • When I saw this one (Chris Brown her, in front of one of her friends)...I was like let me find out you think its okay to hit her period....but i got you. Even after all these good reasons I still don't think I would "SNAP" I would just leave him alone...I would rather be the good one that got away...and never came back...LOL
  • TRJ
    ....i can understand a female for cutting a nigga for giving her a STD and hitting her or her kids but its other ways to get around those othre things.
  • DamnNearPerfect
    hittin on me is almost as bad as hittin on my kids and sleepin with someone close to me is a reason for instant cutting so im not so sure about that lol
  • TRJ
    but if a female sleep with my brother does that mean i can have foul play with her nookie?
  • DamnNearPerfect
    sure... why not lol? i dont believe in double standards for women cuz we are some snakes
  • TRJ
    im just saying that some things are not that serious to do that type of harm to a person. there are plenty times where it is understandable why a female should do something like that but as i stated before its ways of getting around do that.
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    dead @ the shank outta sock! omg! if a man ever got me out and then pretended to not have his wallet i'd cut him.[my girl recently had somebody get her like that]
  • Lady Jei
    I don't think any of these things can make me mad enough to want to cut it off. I don't give a man that much emotional power over me. I never want to hurt him. Even when I get furious at him I never want to physically harm him.
    Violence is just not my way to get even with a man. Being happy after I'm gone seems to do the trick. Or show up to his favorite spot with the next man puts the nail in the coffin. LOL!!
  • Noodle
    Hurting my kids (in any way), make extra babies elsewhere, bring home the gift that keeps on giving and talk too much shit...all reasons to get cut.

    Oh and bring a skank in my home or around my kids too. Now that i think of it, there are lots of things not do to keep save.

    You should make a list about "10 things not to do to keep your man from Chris Browning you" lol I know a few.
  • First I'd like to say as the photographer who took the photo, I'm very happy that my pic inspired such a thought provoking topic. Secondly I must say that in my wild reckless teenage years I did just about all the things on these list of don't do's but I'm proud to say I'm blessed enough to have my manhood still attached. lol
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