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A 3 Piece Meal With A Tossed Salad?
Posted in Rated Grown Up on 05. Mar, 2009
Written by Ms. Sex E.D.
I was out with a couple of co-workers and after knocking back a few shots, naturally the conversation turned to sex. One of the four dudes present asked if I was down with The 3 Piece Meal. The other ladies and I looked at each other like, “what?” and told him to explain. Basically, he said The 3 Piece Meal is when a lady gives you head, sucks your sac and licks your @ss. Now we were all like, “Hell naw. Men don’t even wash like they’re supposed to.” But when one of the chicks was quiet, we looked at her and she said she’s done it to an ex-boyfriend before. A few of the guys present were all for this. They said they loved for a girl to lick their back door. One dude said a girl tried that on him and it just made him really nervous and ashamed. He went soft and all he could do was stare at the wall. Now us women, sure we like it. But we also have a different code of cleanliness too.
We actually shave: Men do not shave their backdoor. And if they do, you automatically become suspect. Women on the other hand, that love this oral act, will take the time to shave back there and make sure the streets are clean before she sends you venturing around the corner.
It’s a feminine act: Women’s bodies are feminine, so seeing that dip in her back as she pushes her butt in the air for you should make you want to go there and eat her in every way. But I personally just can’t imagine my dude bent over in doggy style position waiting for me to spread his cheeks.
It opens the door: When a man wants you to explore that area on him, it makes me think that he may be open to even more, like actual butt play that involves fingers and/or toys. Now, this could be the furthest thing from the truth, but it just makes me wonder.
How does a man even request this from a female? And for women that are tossing salad without permission, do you get nervous about how he is going to react?
That's still too much Brotha!! That's like putting too much chlorine in the pool!!!! If I am wrong somebody let me know. That can't be good. Doesn't that throw a womans PH balance off? And wouldn't that impact the womans natural juices and scent?
I believe DC_REALEST was being sarcastic…which is sad that even a man knows that douching that often is crazy
Yes, it definitely throws your PH balance off…
@ “And wouldn't that impact the womans natural juices and scent?”
She's douching so often she has no natural juices or scent….until she stops and Whoa Nelly!!! while her body is trying to recoup from that hellish ritual she will probably need a two week vacation alone wearing a hazmat suit with the crotch cutout…
I really hate to make jokes cause that is some serious shyt, I sincerely hope she was joking about all of that just to get a reaction out of people
i'm surprised that so many women are into this, but like the saying goes different strokes for different folks. i jus cant seem to grasp the concept of some women lickin my asshole. it just doesnt sound appealing.
after the deeds done she ask. ” did you have corn for lunch?”
or the guy says” you got a lil brown on your lip let me get you some tissue for that.”
And what was his response. Curious.
I feel you all the way on this. Now, say your man DID ask you before you introduced this idea to your relationship. Would that be suspicious?
He enjoyed it but it was the pilot episode that neva got picked up. LOL
It was the first time for both of us & I will blame it on the Tangueray. I did it & I'm good. Neva no mo!
I love how thats the new slogan for getting your ass kicked (or head pushed in a door or kicked or bitten or threatened ………I think you feel me)
I CHRIS BROWNED THAT MOOMAFUUKA
“And wouldn't that impact the womans natural juices and scent?”
Natural scent??? You call that natural and normal – stink huh?
I have been told by more than one man most women are not this clean n fresh and have oders/scent.
You do have to be skilled at good hygeine or you might suffer an imbalanced ph. Its all homeostasis here.
If your vagina has a malodorous scent it's a sign that something is wrong and it has nothing to do with not douching or not putting deodorant (unfathomable) or perfume down there…
The natural “healthy” vaginal scent is very light – it does not stink but it also does not and should not smell like flowers or perfume.
Those men that told you that are probably right but only because the women they have been exposed to don't exercise proper hygiene and/or do not have healthy vaginas.
If it stinks after you cleanse with a mild soap and water then you have a problem and you should see a GYN…STAT
I am going to continue douching, girlfriend and don't let that bother you. I ain't mad at you cause don't douche. I hope you not offended by how much I douce.Its all good.Lol – you too funny!
Bothered? Only as it impacts other women who may not have the proper information to care for themselves, hopefully anyone reading all the comments will have enough information to make an informed decision for themselves.
Offended? No
All the best to you!
One word. NO.
Another word. NEVER,
I'm sorry im in love with my girl right now but unless that back there is edible i don't see myself anywhere back there. Just weird.
LMAO! d-mafackin NIED! i heard THAT! hahahahaaaaa! i've had a guy ask me this and i asked him if he was gay and proceeded to get dressed… that's just TOOO freaky fa me man!
You all could watch a flick together (of you're into that) and bring it up. Or you could always pull the, “I was talking to my homegirl Kim and she was telling me how her man….” More than likely, unless you're dude is a big freak he's not going to venture in that area. Not b/c he doesn't want to, but he may not have even thought about it.
You all could watch a flick together (of you're into that) and bring it up. Or you could always pull the, “I was talking to my homegirl Kim and she was telling me how her man….” More than likely, unless you're dude is a big freak he's not going to venture in that area. Not b/c he doesn't want to, but he may not have even thought about it.
I have been asked this twice in my lifetime. The first time was by one of my close friends/ bed buddies….his approach was ” my homeboy told me his girl did this and he said it was the shit, can we try it?” Before that question was asked I never THOUGHT about tossing a salad…….* it was not exciting for either of us*……
The second time was by my ex-fiancee……he was like 29 years older than me and demanded that I lick his ass and toes nightly to enjoy the splendors of his wealth.
Now, as a 24 y.o single parent/college student…when this 51 y.o asked me to marry him, i was all for it. There are somethings i will do…i.e the constant anal or the s&m but im not into the toe or ass licking
I have been asked this twice in my lifetime. The first time was by one of my close friends/ bed buddies….his approach was ” my homeboy told me his girl did this and he said it was the shit, can we try it?” Before that question was asked I never THOUGHT about tossing a salad…….* it was not exciting for either of us*……
The second time was by my ex-fiancee……he was like 29 years older than me and demanded that I lick his ass and toes nightly to enjoy the splendors of his wealth.
Now, as a 24 y.o single parent/college student…when this 51 y.o asked me to marry him, i was all for it. There are somethings i will do…i.e the constant anal or the s&m but im not into the toe or ass licking
i am bisexual and have had my ass licked by my ex-wife and dudes. i was surprised when my ex-wife did it early on while we were dating, but she enjoyed it. i've got great hygiene so i knew it was cool. it feels good. there are erogenous zones in the ass that people ignore because they are taboo. but the taste of (clean) ass is erotic as hell. i used to eat out my ex-wife and once or twice tossed her salad but she really didn't get into much. with male partners, i'm often eaten out but i've only tossed one guys salad. tossing salad is basically par for the course in man on man sex. but since this site is for heteros i won't go there much. bottom line, if you're repulsed by it, don't do it. if you enjoy it, keep on.
i am bisexual and have had my ass licked by my ex-wife and dudes. i was surprised when my ex-wife did it early on while we were dating, but she enjoyed it. i've got great hygiene so i knew it was cool. it feels good. there are erogenous zones in the ass that people ignore because they are taboo. but the taste of (clean) ass is erotic as hell. i used to eat out my ex-wife and once or twice tossed her salad but she really didn't get into much. with male partners, i'm often eaten out but i've only tossed one guys salad. tossing salad is basically par for the course in man on man sex. but since this site is for heteros i won't go there much. bottom line, if you're repulsed by it, don't do it. if you enjoy it, keep on.
Great comment. I enjoy reading views from all walks of life! I didn't even realize that tossing salad was a regular occurance with same sex partners…but now that I think about it…true.
So do you think that if a heterosexual male is really into this and would like it to be a part of his normal sex life, that it could open the door for homosexual activities?
Great comment. I enjoy reading views from all walks of life! I didn't even realize that tossing salad was a regular occurance with same sex partners…but now that I think about it…true.
So do you think that if a heterosexual male is really into this and would like it to be a part of his normal sex life, that it could open the door for homosexual activities?
I love getting my ass licked….
I love getting my ass licked….
I agree with this one…
If both people dont think it's a big deal, then it's probably not. Lol