A 3 Piece Meal With A Tossed Salad?
Written by Ms. Sex E.D.
I was out with a couple of co-workers and after knocking back a few shots, naturally the conversation turned to sex. One of the four dudes present asked if I was down with The 3 Piece Meal. The other ladies and I looked at each other like, “what?” and told him to explain. Basically, he said The 3 Piece Meal is when a lady gives you head, sucks your sac and licks your @ss. Now we were all like, “Hell naw. Men don’t even wash like they’re supposed to.” But when one of the chicks was quiet, we looked at her and she said she’s done it to an ex-boyfriend before. A few of the guys present were all for this. They said they loved for a girl to lick their back door. One dude said a girl tried that on him and it just made him really nervous and ashamed. He went soft and all he could do was stare at the wall. Now us women, sure we like it. But we also have a different code of cleanliness too.
We actually shave: Men do not shave their backdoor. And if they do, you automatically become suspect. Women on the other hand, that love this oral act, will take the time to shave back there and make sure the streets are clean before she sends you venturing around the corner.
It’s a feminine act: Women’s bodies are feminine, so seeing that dip in her back as she pushes her butt in the air for you should make you want to go there and eat her in every way. But I personally just can’t imagine my dude bent over in doggy style position waiting for me to spread his cheeks.
It opens the door: When a man wants you to explore that area on him, it makes me think that he may be open to even more, like actual butt play that involves fingers and/or toys. Now, this could be the furthest thing from the truth, but it just makes me wonder.
How does a man even request this from a female? And for women that are tossing salad without permission, do you get nervous about how he is going to react?
