From The Vault: Thick O Meter

Posted in Relationships on Mar 03, 2009

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5 MT (Massively Thick)- This woman has no choice but to be thick because she is overweight. She is no stranger to a meal and is allergic to exercise. Perfect Examples: Roseanne Barr, Monique, Star Jones (before the tapeworm stole all her bodyfat)

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  • mssmith
    I followed the link to Me's page. He lost credibility with me when he (you did not) posted a pick of Coco with the words "Happy Hunting" at the end.
  • hmm i think there should be one in between 3 & 4. if there was thats what i would be
  • wow...speechless
  • Lady Jei
    Cool. I am a 2ST. I got it all up top, but my bottom is nice too. 36DD-28-39 1/2. And its sooooo ironic you said Sanaa is in this category. Because my boo is IN LOVE with that woman. WOW!! I love it.
  • Le Chocolat: Passion Fatale
    there should be something between 4 and 5....thats a pretty big jump (no pun intended).

    like queen latifah or toccara before she lost weight
  • TRJ
    i agree with you toccara to monique is a big jump
  • DamnNearPerfect
    im definitely thicky thick and lovin it...
    i just went shopping today and i stared in the mirror and said DAMN i love being black :]
  • TRJ
    can one really put beyonce and ki toy johnson in the same category and if so how?
    forthermore, wont beyonce fall under slim thick?
    honest and truly according to this "thick-o-meter" i pefer a thicky thick woman, the best kind.
  • Belly
    That MT is not what it is.. for me at least, cause i know every person has their fans!

    and i have to disagree with you on the Trina rating X.. i might be in denial but i wanna squeeze her into the PT range.
  • lipstickkilla
    Star Jones and the rest in her category shouldn't even have their name and thick in the same sentence.
  • lipstickkilla
    This may be a weird question but I just registered and I would like to know how to change my avatar picture?
  • TRJ
    im not completely sure but go to disqus.com, login, go to account, then profile, and you should be able to change it there
  • Thanks for helping out man I appreciate it. I been super busy this week. Also welcome to the site.
  • Cool you got your pic up there, you can also go to Gravatar.com but since its up... nice pic
  • thicky thick is the way forward. not fat not slim perfect compromise.
  • MissSexED
    Guess I'm 1 NT :-( But I have a shape! lol
  • ihateu
    hmmm...i guess i am slim thick lol....t s good to know tho
  • amilleon
    i guess i'm 4 TT...can't fit the clothes at lane bryant (too big) but i can't fit the clothes @ reg store like Forever21 or H&M (fit but tooo tight).....but i digress it's the downsight of being so damn Voluptuous lls
  • I feel you thats how i am.
  • outofyourmind
    I go into Lane Bryant and the other shoppers be mugging on me like "she know she can't fit nothing in here." LOL! I don't mind being a 4TT. My man loves it. : )
  • babydoll
    Trina is one donut a way from being HUGE?!?! Seriously....I am between slim thick and PT...I can live with that. And women forever getting they bodies rated huh? (sigh)
  • OooLaLa
    This post is hilarious... love it ... but like everyone said, there should've been something between 4 and 5... Work it out.
  • Jamie8706
    I'm a 2ST
  • what?
    Oh u are REALLY trying to be messy now Xilla!
  • 216skillz
    Thats fucked up. How you gonna go from Toccora to Monique (yuk)
  • hazysin
    damn Zilla im not as small as the new Toccara or a big as Rosanne Barr....where do i fit in? Oh well...i wil worry if i become ugly
  • Sexy N Sassy
    I diagree with # 5, why not just keep it all the way funky and say these types of women are on the chunky side of things, which is beyond thick.
  • Sexy N Sassy
    If Trina was added to the #4 catagory then Ashanti should have been added as well. Just a thought, I'm just saying!
  • NickiMaxwellFan
    Me=Slim thick
  • ChunkyDonkey
    I guess im 5MT!!!! But do trust when the weight comes off i'll be killin these hoes lol
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