From The Vault: Thick O Meter
My homeboy Mel’s Black Thought came up with the thickness measurement meter and well I think this needs to be passed out to all the women all over the globe. Thats right I said thickness meter: ::A scale that measures the appropriate thickness of a woman.
I will no longer allow the word “thick” to be misused. Here is the TMS (Thickness Measurement System). If you see a gal and say she’s thick, this scale will help you determine her true thickness. Anyone who mistakes a 5MT for a 3PT should be shot on sight. Read the rest for more detail.
1 NT (Not Thick)- This woman has a minimal amount of curves. She may catch herself saying that she is thick when in reality she is purely saying this in jest. Perfect examples: Most white women, Whitney Houston
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