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50 Reasons Why SOME Men Aint…
Posted in Relationships on 26. Feb, 2009
Photo By Kirk McGirt
Sh!t, okay after putting the females on blast with 30 reasons women ain’t... and getting cursed out by a few women who the blog hit a little too close to home for them, I had to put the dudes on blast as well. I know my species has some very foul ways about us, but hey… We are no better than women. Enjoy.
- He openly flirts with other women in front of his girlfriend
- He tells everybody he doesn’t have a girl even though he’s driving her car, living in her house and wearing the Jordan’s she purchased for him
- He’ll still try to have sex with a woman, even though he slept with some chick earlier that day
- He can’t last more than 2 minutes
- He never tries to please his woman during sex
- He can’t eat coochie
- He can’t keep a job
- He has numerous kids that he doesn’t take care of
- He can’t fix a flat tire
- He sags his pants
So..Clearly I'm @ work and I want to bust out laughing but I can't…I thought the woman's one was hilarious but the one for the fella's is on point…When I got to ” He won't lay in the wet spot” I just shook my head…and then I smiled…My baby will gladly lay in the wet spot..because he loves me..LMAO!!!
Anywho…Great Post and even though I'm a straight female my advice to the young men in my life has always been ” Women are trifling, they ain't shit” and I say this because it's the truth…
what type of nigga would not acknowledge his girls kids, so you will act as if they dont exist. Thats dead wrong. I'm not saying adopt them, I know some chicks have a tribe load of kids and I can understand how some men feel about that but I meant like one or two kids. But, a real man will recognize that a women with kids is a package deal. How would you feel if you were younger and ya raises boyfriend came over and didnt even speak or even try to get to know her kids.WOW SMH! I'm just saying, but as they say different strokes for different folks.
true true lmao
those are good ones too
1. He takes another lady to your house when your away and tells her it's his place.
2. He does the deed in your home, leaves the evidence (baby oil, cheap ass mother*ucker) and lets her shower there too. Wait for it!!!!! Knowing her hair is different to yours (she is white and he leaves her hair in bath tub)
3.Tells his friends he has a great new job that pays well and your the one clothing him (broke ass *ish)
4. You go shopping and take him with you and he starts to throw a tantrum in the shop when you won't buy him anything.
5. He lets his no.2 wear the chain you gave him.
Some cold, but true shit. damn we have got to do better. ALL OF US
I wanna know if the ladies think a man is less than a man if he cant perform manly duties such as changing tires, cutting grass, opening a jar of pickles, etc……..
LOL….couldn't agree more!
LOL @ his nuts stink and he still wants head.
Eww was my first response too.
My roommate pulled that shit today.
Is there still room for more?
When a man thinks that Chinese takeout and DVD's movies at his house as a first date is cool.
When the first question is, “can you cook?” upon meeting a woman, followed by, “can you cook for me?”
He's REALLY not sh-t if he wants you to lick his azzhole. Just saying.
What is up with dudes asking you to thier house for the first date…what's that about? My friend always tells them 'I don't date from the living room'
Mz virgo I agree, my duaghter's a virgo too! But N-E way, I hate when they ask can you cook. I be like why if I can who said you will ever get a plate. Nigga I aint Martha Stewart , and where ya mamma at. You better tell her to cook for you. They kill me wanting someone to cook for them, but dont bother to even think about offering any groceries. I dont buy food to feed random people! HOLLA
my first time commenting…….feeling this post…..ive been thru amost all of them….how about these….he wants you 2 suck his d**k but dont eat coochie…huh??.knock it off!!
he doesnt kiss
hes not into any type of foreplay..kissing, licking, sucking, just wants 2 stick his d**k in after u suck it…wtf??
gets mad when u aint sucking but neither is he….how u figure??
dont take u out just wanna chill at his crib on the late night
doesnt deal with his child because his baby mama wont screw him…so sad
i can go on for days….lol
now thats trill.
Gets caught lying and still tries to lie his way out
– i never have & never will understand that! but at the same time i think its hilarious that even when they KNOW they've been caught, they still continue with the lie!
hi5! men ain' shit cuz they don't put the seat down/ or they don't wipe up the splashage! ARG! friend or humpbuddy that irks the SHIT outta me!
men ain' shit cuz they lie, like we ain' two steps aheada them at all times.[women CHOOSE to go for the okeydoke but 99% o'da time we know the dealfareals]
men ain' shit cuz they can't keep a date. they will call and say they on they way then show up hrs lata like, i got stopped by a martian and had a photop with bawack then had to serva ma mans and dayum u lookin thick, lemme taste that and make u feel betta.[true story]
men ain' shit cuz they stay wantin to eat up YO food, in YO house
they ain' shit cuz they don't wanna get upgraded and around 29 get ta freakin bout bein old and regresserate to their hs glory days…
men shoNUFF ain' shit fa knockin u up on purpose[tell yo mans from the other post to proceed STR8 ta hell w/a kerosine condom on w/his weenis stuffed in gasoline drawz]
men ain' shit fa not taking time to betterfy they community.[whiteboys consider comm service a nice alternative date. i ain' NEVA goin back!…
a chick should wrote this but it was still a good post Xilla!
i have an ex who has been eating me out since 97. after i broke up with my last boy, he said my puss too grown and intmidating, which is supposedly the reason why his peen dont get hard. smh cuz he will suck the piss out my puss and stick his tongue in my ass as far as he can, but cant get hard. he just stares at it complimenting how fat it is and how he loves how my juice soaks thru my panties, then nothing! he just wants to eat clit to booty. he gives the best head, but ummmmmm…..fuck it i guess.(no pun intended. i think. lol)
what type of niggas you missing with?
but think about it who is to blame, a man for not putting the seat down or a woman for not looking, and if you do look whats so hard about putting the seat up?