5 Reasons Men Sleep With Ugly Women

Posted in Rated Grown Up, Relationships on Feb 25, 2009

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Have you ever seen a handsome man with a women who just wasn’t that good looking? Have you ever wondered what your boy sees in the girl with yellow teeth? Has your man cheated on you with a lady who looked like twelve toe nails shoved in monkey poop? Well I’m here to tell you why this happens. Please be advised what you are about to read is both shocking and true. 

Her Body Is Banging – Sure a man should never trust a big butt and a smile, but there is something about a big booty and a busted face that just does something to us. While at a party here in NY I saw this girl who has the roundest backside I’ve ever seen. It was nice and firm, as I walked up to her to get a closer look, I saw she looked like the monster from the blue lagoon, and i almost threw up in my mouth a little bit. Still that didn’t stop me from looking at her butt the entire night. A man can justify sleeping with an ugly chick if her body is to his liking. You can always turn out the lights and make believe she looks like Christina Millian, and with a few drinks you can just blame it on the alcohol. 

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  • Breezy
    lol..this is very shallow and funny...i can see where you're going with some of the points you made..
    i have this homegirl..she's not ugly.but dudes say she not too cute eiher so she feels the need to overcompensate whenever we go out by being a bit Xtra. always wants to b Seen..i pay her no mind cuz everyone needs to feel special at times..
    Bless Her
  • lol yeah my baby mother isn't attractive... but she's was the nicest female i ever met in my life...
  • smiley
    LOL, did you really just put your baby mother on blast like that. LOL, you are so wrong.
  • JAYBEAR1
    OK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST, REALEST, YET MOST SHALLOW POST EVER!! BUT SO TRUE...I KNOW A FEW DUDES THAT I HAVE GIVEN THE SIDE EYE TO WHEN I SEE THEM OUT WITH THEIR GIRL...LOOKIN AT THEM LIKE "WHICH ONE OF THESE DOES NOT BELONG?" LOL
  • thanks you went a lot of places there lol
  • Dizz
    Men are so simple....
  • MissSexED
    Agreed!!
  • I used to ask the question all the time, but I've definitely come to realize people have their reasons! I think it's safe to say women are a lot more discriminative when it comes to sex. I can't get with that whole "That's what the dark is for" thing. But to each his own! And in the best case scenario, her personality may have won him over. So, yeah, it's like you said in the end, who are we to judge?
  • Yeah we can't judge anyone, at least i dont but sometimes you have to acknowledge the truth you know. I firmly believe we can have intelligent conversations about touchy subjects.
  • Xilla!!!! This is a great post....keeping it uber real as usual! Now I don't have to fly around with the big question mark on my forehead when I see that!
  • yep you can just think back to this post and silently say thanks Xilla :D
  • Exactly!
  • "Sure he probably seen himself settling with a woman who looked like a model in a men’s magazine, but he ended up settling down with a chick who looked like Usher’s wife."

    *Dead*

    This is all sad, but true. I must say though that if shes unattractive and fat(sloppy), then there is NO excuse!
  • For Real! Not that Ush's wife is ugly you just would see him being who he is with someone who is more attractive lol And you're right, but some men like big chicks... i can't be mad at them, i tell my big friends all the time.. that it's a market for them!
  • LOLLLLLLL! okay u nut!

    the intro and reason #1 had me laughing hard as hell. and i usually don't find this kinda stuff funny...how ppl randomly use & toss sex around. but OMG this is funny!
    (12 toenails stuck in monkey poop, creature from the blue lagoon, blame it on the alcohol...LOL....PRICELESS!)
  • Thanks I was being silly, but it's the truth it's one of those things we think but never really speak about you know.
  • WTF????
    What's wrong with Usher's wife??
  • MissMe
    LMAO. THis is funny as hell...especially the part about Usher's wife. Well thanks for putting that out there...now I don't have to wonder anymore!!!!
  • bitchiemood
    at the end of the day ppl just need to get over looks because not everyone will be attractive and they have soul mates too, i mean it's just a shallow way of thinking like beyonce was supposed to marry a fine ass man even though she loved and meshed well with jay z. i don't understand why ppl always think like this....the exterior is just that. nothing more.
    the end.
    ;)
  • Buzzy
    I'm sorry, but I see more of the other combo in my area....a beautiful woman with a dog ugly man.....I often have to do a double take, because it's sometimes shocking to see this gorg woman with a big gutted man. YUCK! Oh and i can talk I married a man with a big gutt......EWWWW!!! But he was nice:))))
  • baybunny
    What about the UGLY CHICK WITH MONEY????
  • Lord knows I see dudes that are down for their "less than attractive" significant others. Shoot, I've been the "less than attractive" dude to a girl who could have done much better than me in terms of looks. I had to work hard to keep dudes from sippin' on my Kool-Aid!

    But I agree, all jokes aside, sometimes it's just great to have someone who you really vibe with, looks be damned! Except brothas who throw down with ugly beckys!! If you're gonna throw down with beckys, they better be cute, cotdammit!
  • stilla
    Okay....I promise I'm not insecure or blind to my own mirror, but how do you know you the ugly duckling being side eye'd. You know. I wanna make sure I'm not the ugly chick.
    Gimme a little "You might be the ugly girlfriend if..." list
  • ClassyandSassy
    "but he ended up settling down with a chick who looked like Usher’s wife."

    -Yowsers!!!....is she that ugly? Damn, I really never thought she's that bad looking...
  • rodeosbest
    everytime I would go somewhere with my ex.. people would just stare..and when my friends would meet him..they would say he is NOT your type.. bc he was shorter then me first of all and secondly they were like he doesnt even have an athletic build.. they were being so shallow and it used to make me feel bad but I would cuss them out like oh yeah too bad he doesnt look as good as your man and have no job.. LOL
    but for real he was the nicest funniest person and he was a great person.. but people would think I was too cute to be with him.. so shallow.. thats why people cant find good mates.. they are too concerned about what others think and the what you have to be to be with me list..
  • MissB
    rofl...looks like Usher's wife? i love this blog.
  • Noodle
    Ugly girls are not stupid, they’re just ugly

    ROFL! I loved this post.

    Howeverrr, the comment about your babymomma? Uhm no. You can't say that! What if your little ofspring will look alike? XD
  • This blog was soo funny but so true. I used to wonder this ALL the time, but now, thanks to you, Xilla, I can finally know why some dudes get with Naomi-the-duck-looking chicks.
  • HeadMistress
    LMAO...this is hilarious

    Usher's wife is not really "ugly-ugly". Based on "society's standards" appearance-wise she's just not a match for him...

    He's young, attractive (to some) & fit and she's been rode hard and put away wet
  • Is this post the "pre-post" to why nuccas ain't sh*t?!!?!?! lmao hahahahahahaha

    This is soooo true....and the f*cked up thing is that ya'll end up taking the condom off w/ the ugly chick b/c u think no one slept w/ her so she must be std free when in fact she gets more d*ck than the average female so now u done f*cked an ugly chick ontop of all the dudes she slept with lol...lmao!!!!
  • mssmith
    Xilla, I cannot believe you wrote that... wow...
  • Breezy
    my homeboy told he would purposely go out with a less than attractive female just so other dudes wouldn't hit on her. wtf?! (does that have anything to do with this post)
  • babydoll
    I also think thats why so-called less attractive girls keep a man and get married faster. Look at ballers wives, not their girlfriends but WIVES, not the hottest things in the world, but hey, they got that ring.
  • MsKI
    Keep it coming! I'm pissed but I love it all at the same time.
  • a nigga might sleep with an ugly chick also if she breaking bread. if she keeping the pockets fed he gone fucks with her. then at the same time a guy might continue to fuck with an ugly even though the fact she ugly... she got a mouth made of gold or a piece of gold between her legs.. ya dig?
  • I can't believe how shallow that was...."she looks like Usher's wife". DAMN!
  • Mr_Jones
    I gotta agree with them all. The banging body would be that chick look like a 10 after too many shots of Remy
  • gee
    here u go
  • mysixcents
    There is definitely some truth to this post...as shallow as it it! I definitely know some people who don't necessarily fit the standard definition of beauty who get waaaaaaay more action than me (yeah I think I'm cute).....and with very attractive dudes. Most of them are the cool chicks you described who like sports etc and they are willing to put it out there way more than I am.
  • Lady Jei
    But it depends on what 'ugly' is to you. Because what you may think is ugly, another man may think is cute.

    And what ugly person actually KNOWS they are ugly, lol.

    To them, they are doin da damn thing, and why wouldn't a nice looking man want them.
  • lol. I've seen my friends succomb to this time and time again. I can't knock them. If they feel they want to sleep with a particular women for whatever reason. I can't knock them. Couldn't be me though. Happened to me once and I vowed never again. You kind of hate yourself in the morning. lol.
  • someone
    well where i come from, if u suck dick and take it up the ass is all that matters. which is so wrong. it should matter whether u like doing those things, everyone deserves some action lol
  • MissV_shortHair_dontCare
    wow this post has def. flipped the switch back on for me, thanx xilla :-D
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