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Damn 30 reasons?! What happened to a Top 10 list???

LMAO!! I was going for 50 reasons but i decided i'd come back for a part two! lol

"She wears sneakers" What kinda bullshit is that? Why is that a reason?

LMAO!! I'm just saying you know most ain't ish chicks wear sneakers... not all chick who wear sneakers... lol i'm just saying lol did i piss my favorite aura off? I'm sorry dear.

I know right there is funny wrong with wearing sneaker. but loving this post i know a few female like this and your right they ain't shit

Xilla on some bullshyt. Im sure some of this stuff only relates to him.

Oh of couse some of it does. I know i got some ain't shit tendencies!! lol and please believe 50 reasons why niggas aint shit is on the way... i'm an equal opportunity basher over here.

Oh ok. . .I was about to say "Hooooooooolllllllllllddddddddddddd" Upppppppppppppppp, don't try to put us on blast without putting your species out there too" (In my best new-new voice). . lol. . .

LMAO at best new-new voice!

i always call it the "isha" girl voice...lol...

see ain't shit, shit!!!! LMAO

LOL. . .hey only 2 maybe 3 apply to me. .. LOL

Sadly I know women who have the worst qualities on the list and maybe if I send this to them they might realize they ain't shit. . .lol

Oh yeah and the # 1 one reason men aren't shit . . .They have a dick. . . .now you can't debate that. . lol

well only 2-3 apply to me :)

That's because you're the bomb... I know you're the bomb because you read blogxilla and have The Planet Formerly Known as Pluto as your gravatar... I Love you YES!!!

never heard that lol
but i luv u too xilla!

LMAO! Nah i dont think they were ready for this one Xilla!

LMAO @ Louiev'nay however you spell it! and if you liked that name! Ha!

LMAO @ any girl with their first named ending with a 'SHA. Usually not a good sign!

But phone in kids name? Hold up stop! I remember when i was much much younger my aunt had their phone in the kids name. How is it that Tracie had a phone but she was 2 years old? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......check out my heartfelt blog post whenever you get the chance yo

Will do Chadillac! yo, putting a bill in a kids name... is a ain't shit thing. Now putting your bill in someone else's name... lol

She aint shyt for her name? Come on now

But I do agree with this...
"Every photo on her myspace page is a picture of her with her butt facing the camera and her face turned around with a smile. " LMAO

You know how they do... not while one or two is cool but i mean whole albums with butt first pics ain't the business... lol

I2I Bats!

I came to read cause I knew the list wasn't gonna apply to me! Except for the sneakers and the vagina and maybe the drinks in the club thing, but I don't think that makes me not shit! I appreciate a man buying me a drink, I'm not one to not appreciate the gift of liquor. LoL.

Can't wait for the follow up on this one...

this was actually pretty good...hilarious as a matter of fact!
some women ain't ish, and they just got called out on this one!
name ends in 'sha'...priceless!

i have fell in love with your blog! it keeps me very entertained and stimulates my mind...and other parts of my body as well!

keep up the good work!

Thanks Shine, I tried not to be too hard and keep it funny at the same time while trying to keep it true. lol Appreciate the love.

I'm getting so much heat on twitter from this blog right here!! lol Females won't even read it!! lol I wonder why? hmmmm

What did you expect.. . .lol
The ones who won't read it know they ain't sh** . . .that's why . . .lol

Lmao!!! It's a lot of ain't sh*t females out there :) lol...and some of them will be mad at u for it but oh well lol.

Another kind of ain't sh*t female is the one's who have fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake tips on their toes, fake gucci bags and fake coach betls lmao....hahahahahahaha

LMFAO. . ..I thought fake tips on toes was a myth until I was geting a pedi, and the girl next tome asked if the did them

Hahahaha yup it's true they be all up thru the streets of NY w/ their toe nails hanging on the ground lol!

That's just nasty Ness... Would you get tips on your toe nails if your dude loved it?

Ummmm..HELLLZ to the naw!!!! lmao...

I love my toe nails and my finger nails the way they are...no need to add acrylic to them... ;) lol

WOW. . .that's just. . .unbelievable. . .how about nutra-nail if you can't grow them on your own. . smh

It is....NY is full of a whole bunch of hott ghetto messes lol....

I've seen some females w/ jacked up toe nails, but hey if u don't take care of them, they're not gonna be pretty lol

I've seen chicks do 2 toes because that's all that was going to show LOL. Go hard or go home.

Tht is so not cute lol.... they should just go home b/c tht ain't going hard lol.

I swear...NY is sooo crzy in the summer time...watch...u'll see once it starts to "get warm"...meaing...let it be 60 degrees and u'll see the mini skirts, tank tops and open toe shoes w/ chipped toe nail polish and crusty heels hanging off the back of their sandals lmao.

LMFAO. . . .same in Chicago. I never got that. These chicks feel cause the snow comes you no longer need to take care of parts they wont see. But then be quick to put on a sandal when the warm weather hits. .smh
My mama always taught me the importance of keeping yourself up. And I use to laugh when a guy was shocked I had cute well maintained feet. . .hell I always thought no woman wanted to walk around looking like she'd been kicking bricks all winter.

U got me over here cracking up b/c its so true...lol

I stay on top of my pedi's in the winter time b/c u have to be naked in front of your boo at some point & he doesn't want to see u w/ socks on lmao or crusty feet lol...

So true. . .its the funniest thing to be in your b-day suit but have on footies. . wtf

I had a moment with my ex like that...he was butt booty naked...with black footies on. I totally ruined the moment cause I couldn't stop laughing. Too funny!!

LMFAO

lol needed this laugh

Damn. I got 3 cousins that had phone bills before they new how to talk. I always suspected my aunt wasn't shit...

I had to jump on my comp to read this! Well...thank you for reaffirming what I already knew: I AM THE SHIT!!! LOL Only the last one applied to me! I look forward to the men's list.

damn Xilla..you had a lot to say..LOL.damn that was funny
are these the chicks you meet on the regular?
but this post reaffirmed my dislike for females..sometimes they just irk me. Thanks!

Key word in you comment is "females"....not a WOMAN ;)

Once you stop messing w/ females.....& get yourself a WOMAN, you'll be good to go... :)

my friend just made an interesting point (we were reading this together via phone)

Her view . . . .
"Men come from between the legs of a woman just to spend their entire lives trying to get back in between them just to say they ain't shit"

sad but true...

But like my man Katt Williams said....if you're attracting "ain't sh*t nuccas" then you probably "ain't sh*t " either lmao.....hahahahahaha

and tht goes for guys also....if they are always around ain't sh*t females it's b/c they probably got ain't sh*t tendancies lmao

LOL. . .exactly, which should be a lesson in being careful when you choose your company

PREACH!!!

Dudes so quick to point the finger...the common denominator is YOU bruh!

Exactly!!!! :)
It takes a "ain't sh*t person" to know a "ain't sh*t person" lmao

But its funny how a ain't shit female always end up with a good man. . .SMH. . .I never understood that. Then when the aint shit female gets rid of him he says every female aint shit. . smh

Lol...hahaha yeah it is funny...but u knw wht that means....right? It means he has ain't sh*t tendancies so it's not all that 'good' himself lol

xilla you can come out with a song by this title and it'll sell.. get somebody like trina on the remix and you will see ringtone numbers.. and for ya'll that would go and get this as a ringtone.. ya know what it is.. ya ain't shit.

Yo this shit is classic....you need a tv show, I be slaying girl all the time after your posts..still won't give her your url though lol..to many hints

Yea, but these women be the main ones getting a nigga though, and probably keeping him, so what does that say about our men out there?!?

Dang Xilla this was kinda rough! What r U mad about? Did someone hurt your feelings last night? You need a hug?

love you...but some of this seems like hate...

I don't think this is hate, with the exception of a few which are clearly intended as humor, none of these are really good traits. depending on the circumstances some of these traits can be justified but we can all be better.

LOL at this post!! I think everybody has some ain't shit tendencies if we keep it real with ourselves....It just depends on when you use them.....I only use mine for good...not evil...LOL

LMAO @ "She wears sneakers" and "She has a vagina" I guess I ain shit?! This was truely hillarious, and I feel u Xilla on some of these.

What's wrong with sneakers?

My Gramma would always tell me...

A No Good Woman was made by a No Good Man.

Ain't that the truth (well at least for some some, because some no good women were raised by no good women)

True... I bet that woman was made by a no good man.

#8, 9, 10 are stereotypically sexist. She ain't shit because she likes to have sex and knows what she wants? Just replace that with "man" and does that change the outlook? I get the other 7, but the last 3 just seem sexist to me.

Her name ends in an Sha’.....that one hurt! LOL

The "ain't shit" list though? You be killin me Xilla! When you gonna do the "dudes ain't shit" though?????

Thas a pitiful ass woman

I used to know someone who would sleep with a guy to get her rent paid. She didn't like doing it (she had issues with his breath and the sex), but she felt in her mind that she had no choice because she was about to get evicted.

I know we shouldn't use the 'N' word, but....

U my nigga for this one... LOL

#29 is that deal right there!!! I see that shit all the time. Broad can't pay for the coat check but, she's getting from drinks from a nigga who worked hard all week!!!

Man... dudes even complain about buying a girl a drink, shit she probably worked hard all week too...you never know. He's offering the drinks so why not let him pay?? SMH

umm my name is tanisha and i am offended lol

'sha

LMAO. Have a couple of relatives that fit the bill. Too funny.

Xilla whats wrong with wearing sneakers and what wrong wit having menus cause I have plenty

I'm offended..My name is Keisha.I'm educated, with a good job, no kids, and never been married. All women with names ending in 'sha DO NOT APPLY sir.

if u call ur self savedgirl but been given it up since u were a teenager (shelby Hunt -NSU Alumni .) oh and sidekick/sister -shannon!

Her name ends in Sha. . . wow that one's harsh!

This sh!t goes hard. Thanks for keeping it 100. Some Women are worse than us lol

so i guess u r gay..cuz u say that all women who have a vagina and go out ain t worth shit...i guess u r just frustrated....and whats wrong with wearing sneackers?excuse us for not wearing stilletos every day..i am sooooooo mad right now
news flash..u r momma has a vagina too..

and my momma ain't shit either!! lol newsflash sweetie, check the title its says why SOME!!! and if you read to the end of the blog it says these are just some traits... i do not generalize in this blog. it's clearly in jest. sweetie sorry if it rubbed you the wrong way.

lol...u're funny after all :P:Pguess i overreacted but hey u have been a liitle harsh on us lol...but now i am enjoying the 50 reasons why men ain t worthin shit so u've def earned some points back...i think i start to like you lol
xoxo

Please learn how to write, at least a little. I like reading the blogs and hearing what so-called grown black people have to say, but most of the comments that are written are as if you guys are teenagers or grade school kids. I understand typing in short hand but DAMN-come on.
I also believe MOST WOMEN aint shit, especially these black women. But lets be real, it's our fault that they act and carry on the way that they do. MEN just need to tell the truth to these bitches and let them know that we want the pussy and they need to stop trying to base the relationship off that. The relationship should not start after fucking ladies, women, girls, freaks or whatever you want to call yourselves!!! It starts after two people talk it over and come to an agreement. So keep you bills and your STDs to yourself!!!

Prime Example...smh

Why so serious Tallen?
Breathe.....someone get a brown paper bag for Tellen!!! lol
(j/k)
I'm notorious for typing in short hand but tht's b/c of circumstance...I'm doing multiple things daily t/4 I don't "feel" like typing full words whn I can get my point across just the same way using shorthand ;)

And the great thing about Blogs is that we/u can do whtevr we/u want w/ thm...no one should sit there and go thru it w/ a red marker....it's not that serious ;)

And if u feel like MOST compared to SOME women ain't sh*t then it's probably b/c u have ain't sh*t tendancies my friend ;) Like u said, u need to tell the truth and tell these bytches how u feel & what u want....and I'm gonna have to agree w/u on that. So handle ur biz & stop f*cking w/ ain't sh*t females lol.

Loves it! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!

These are some of my reason I could think off the top of my head why Bitches aint shit:

31. Will leave under age child(ren) at home by themselves and go clubbing
32. Have to pay family members to babysit
33. Use child(ren) birthday money to go out clubbing
34. Lied about being pregnant to get abortion money
35.Always bagging for something
36.Will bite the hand that feeds them

Preach!!!! ;)

messed up but true...lol

hmm i thought this was going to be worse. I didnt' find it offensive at all. well my sister's name ends in sha and she's pretty cool (but i get your point but you should have added if your name has a q, multiple K's ) but other than that i concur.

i'm a little offended by the sneakers comment...
i just like sneakers...?

*furrowed brow* She wears sneakers....wha?? Maybe dirty ones. lmao ur hilarious tho

I agree with the points made on this post. There are some women who don't amount to a dime with a hole cut in it. And what's even more sad is how alot of men will take out a trifling ass woman who acts like this on a date.
And the one where you mentioned that a chick will leave her kids with a sitter for days after lying and saying she would be going out for a few hours... NEEDS TO BE SLAPPED SENSELESS.

I'm convinced you don't like women or someone hurt you really bad. lol. No offense. My comment was made only in fun.