30 Reasons Why SOME Women Ain’t…

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Sh!t. Women are like gremlins they are warm, fuzzy and cuter than anything you have ever seen, but there comes a moment when that once cute and lovable creature turns into a monster. Hence my need to write this post, while not aimed at all women, just some… Some of y’all ain’t S H I T.

  1. Now ladies, I’m sure you have at least one friend who you will never leave around your man, sure you love her to death but you don’t trust that trick around your man. Because you know she will suck him dry, ride him like the L train and probably lick his a$$ first chance she can. Here are some quick reasons why SOME women ain’t S H I T.
  2. They don’t appreciate anything done for them – You know those chicks who get tons of gifts and think it’s all about them. No shorty the world does not revolve around you. Say thank you sometime
  3. The number of men she doesn’t count, is higher than the number of men she does count. Still some of y’all dude need to step ya game up and make sure you get added to the list. 
  4. She expects him to over tip, while she never even once reaches for her wallet.
  5. She leaves her kids,with the baby sitter for days at a time, when she told the sitter she would only be gone for a few hours. 
  6. She has more than 2 baby daddies who all know each other and were once friends before she stepped into the picture.
  7. She spends her child support check on designer shoes, rather than stuff for the kids.
  8. She had more latex in her cooch than Lifestyles has in at least 2 condom factories.
  9. Her sex number has more digits than her phone number.
  10. Sex on the first night is mandatory with her.
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91 Responses to “30 Reasons Why SOME Women Ain’t…”

  1. Dizz says:

    My Gramma would always tell me…

    A No Good Woman was made by a No Good Man.

  2. Mzhollywood says:

    I know right there is funny wrong with wearing sneaker. but loving this post i know a few female like this and your right they ain't shit

  3. Vanessa says:

    #8, 9, 10 are stereotypically sexist. She ain't shit because she likes to have sex and knows what she wants? Just replace that with “man” and does that change the outlook? I get the other 7, but the last 3 just seem sexist to me.

  4. Isis says:

    Ain't that the truth (well at least for some some, because some no good women were raised by no good women)

  5. Quonesha says:

    Her name ends in an Sha’…..that one hurt! LOL

  6. Isis says:

    But its funny how a ain't shit female always end up with a good man. . .SMH. . .I never understood that. Then when the aint shit female gets rid of him he says every female aint shit. . smh

  7. MissMe says:

    The “ain't shit” list though? You be killin me Xilla! When you gonna do the “dudes ain't shit” though?????

  8. Isis says:

    LMFAO. . . .same in Chicago. I never got that. These chicks feel cause the snow comes you no longer need to take care of parts they wont see. But then be quick to put on a sandal when the warm weather hits. .smh
    My mama always taught me the importance of keeping yourself up. And I use to laugh when a guy was shocked I had cute well maintained feet. . .hell I always thought no woman wanted to walk around looking like she'd been kicking bricks all winter.

  9. Dizz says:

    True… I bet that woman was made by a no good man.

  10. MsLizziA says:

    Thas a pitiful ass woman

  11. mzvirgo says:

    I used to know someone who would sleep with a guy to get her rent paid. She didn't like doing it (she had issues with his breath and the sex), but she felt in her mind that she had no choice because she was about to get evicted.

  12. Ness says:

    Lol…hahaha yeah it is funny…but u knw wht that means….right? It means he has ain't sh*t tendancies so it's not all that 'good' himself lol

  13. Ness says:

    U got me over here cracking up b/c its so true…lol

    I stay on top of my pedi's in the winter time b/c u have to be naked in front of your boo at some point & he doesn't want to see u w/ socks on lmao or crusty feet lol…

  14. AchTi says:

    I know we shouldn't use the 'N' word, but….

    U my nigga for this one… LOL

  15. Isis says:

    So true. . .its the funniest thing to be in your b-day suit but have on footies. . wtf

  16. JAPIRO says:

    #29 is that deal right there!!! I see that shit all the time. Broad can't pay for the coat check but, she's getting from drinks from a nigga who worked hard all week!!!

  17. Dizz says:

    I had a moment with my ex like that…he was butt booty naked…with black footies on. I totally ruined the moment cause I couldn't stop laughing. Too funny!!

  18. Keisha says:

    I'm offended..My name is Keisha.I'm educated, with a good job, no kids, and never been married. All women with names ending in 'sha DO NOT APPLY sir.

  19. spllnbns says:

    if u call ur self savedgirl but been given it up since u were a teenager (shelby Hunt -NSU Alumni .) oh and sidekick/sister -shannon!

  20. HappyToBeNappy says:

    Her name ends in Sha. . . wow that one's harsh!

  21. BobbysWorld says:

    This sh!t goes hard. Thanks for keeping it 100. Some Women are worse than us lol

  22. ihateu says:

    so i guess u r gay..cuz u say that all women who have a vagina and go out ain t worth shit…i guess u r just frustrated….and whats wrong with wearing sneackers?excuse us for not wearing stilletos every day..i am sooooooo mad right now
    news flash..u r momma has a vagina too..

  23. TALLEN says:

    Please learn how to write, at least a little. I like reading the blogs and hearing what so-called grown black people have to say, but most of the comments that are written are as if you guys are teenagers or grade school kids. I understand typing in short hand but DAMN-come on.
    I also believe MOST WOMEN aint shit, especially these black women. But lets be real, it's our fault that they act and carry on the way that they do. MEN just need to tell the truth to these bitches and let them know that we want the pussy and they need to stop trying to base the relationship off that. The relationship should not start after fucking ladies, women, girls, freaks or whatever you want to call yourselves!!! It starts after two people talk it over and come to an agreement. So keep you bills and your STDs to yourself!!!

  24. BlogXilla says:

    and my momma ain't shit either!! lol newsflash sweetie, check the title its says why SOME!!! and if you read to the end of the blog it says these are just some traits… i do not generalize in this blog. it's clearly in jest. sweetie sorry if it rubbed you the wrong way.

  25. Dizz says:

    Prime Example…smh

  26. Sexy N Sassy says:

    These are some of my reason I could think off the top of my head why Bitches aint shit:

    31. Will leave under age child(ren) at home by themselves and go clubbing
    32. Have to pay family members to babysit
    33. Use child(ren) birthday money to go out clubbing
    34. Lied about being pregnant to get abortion money
    35.Always bagging for something
    36.Will bite the hand that feeds them

  27. Ness says:

    Why so serious Tallen?
    Breathe…..someone get a brown paper bag for Tellen!!! lol
    (j/k)
    I'm notorious for typing in short hand but tht's b/c of circumstance…I'm doing multiple things daily t/4 I don't “feel” like typing full words whn I can get my point across just the same way using shorthand ;)

    And the great thing about Blogs is that we/u can do whtevr we/u want w/ thm…no one should sit there and go thru it w/ a red marker….it's not that serious ;)

    And if u feel like MOST compared to SOME women ain't sh*t then it's probably b/c u have ain't sh*t tendancies my friend ;) Like u said, u need to tell the truth and tell these bytches how u feel & what u want….and I'm gonna have to agree w/u on that. So handle ur biz & stop f*cking w/ ain't sh*t females lol.

  28. MissMe says:

    Loves it! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!

  29. ias says:

    messed up but true…lol

  30. Kingsmomma says:

    hmm i thought this was going to be worse. I didnt' find it offensive at all. well my sister's name ends in sha and she's pretty cool (but i get your point but you should have added if your name has a q, multiple K's ) but other than that i concur.

  31. ihateu says:

    lol…u're funny after all :P :Pguess i overreacted but hey u have been a liitle harsh on us lol…but now i am enjoying the 50 reasons why men ain t worthin shit so u've def earned some points back…i think i start to like you lol
    xoxo

  32. rae says:

    i'm a little offended by the sneakers comment…
    i just like sneakers…?

  33. rae says:

    i'm a little offended by the sneakers comment…
    i just like sneakers…?

  34. PrincessLola says:

    *furrowed brow* She wears sneakers….wha?? Maybe dirty ones. lmao ur hilarious tho

  35. PrincessLola says:

    *furrowed brow* She wears sneakers….wha?? Maybe dirty ones. lmao ur hilarious tho

  36. I agree with the points made on this post. There are some women who don't amount to a dime with a hole cut in it. And what's even more sad is how alot of men will take out a trifling ass woman who acts like this on a date.
    And the one where you mentioned that a chick will leave her kids with a sitter for days after lying and saying she would be going out for a few hours… NEEDS TO BE SLAPPED SENSELESS.

  37. I agree with the points made on this post. There are some women who don't amount to a dime with a hole cut in it. And what's even more sad is how alot of men will take out a trifling ass woman who acts like this on a date.
    And the one where you mentioned that a chick will leave her kids with a sitter for days after lying and saying she would be going out for a few hours… NEEDS TO BE SLAPPED SENSELESS.

  38. Whatever says:

    I'm convinced you don't like women or someone hurt you really bad. lol. No offense. My comment was made only in fun.

  39. Dawg says:

    Funny how all these insecure women are freakin out because one of these traits apply to them. It’s as if the only reason they read it, was so they can tell themselves they ARE shit. As soon as they find one thing that relates to them they get all defensive.
    OMG!!! – I WEAR SNEAKERS!!! or
    OMG!!! MY name ends with ’sha’

    Christ.. chill out.

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