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Sh!t. Women are like gremlins they are warm, fuzzy and cuter than anything you have ever seen, but there comes a moment when that once cute and lovable creature turns into a monster. Hence my need to write this post, while not aimed at all women, just some… Some of y’all ain’t S H I T.

1. Now ladies, I’m sure you have at least one friend who you will never leave around your man, sure you love her to death but you don’t trust that trick around your man. Because you know she will suck him dry, ride him like the L train and probably lick his a$$ first chance she can. Here are some quick reasons why SOME women ain’t S H I T.
2. They don’t appreciate anything done for them – You know those chicks who get tons of gifts and think it’s all about them. No shorty the world does not revolve around you. Say thank you sometime
3. The number of men she doesn’t count, is higher than the number of men she does count. Still some of y’all dude need to step ya game up and make sure you get added to the list. 
4. She expects him to over tip, while she never even once reaches for her wallet.
5. She leaves her kids,with the baby sitter for days at a time, when she told the sitter she would only be gone for a few hours. 
6. She has more than 2 baby daddies who all know each other and were once friends before she stepped into the picture.
7. She spends her child support check on designer shoes, rather than stuff for the kids.
8. She had more latex in her cooch than Lifestyles has in at least 2 condom factories.
9. Her sex number has more digits than her phone number.
10. Sex on the first night is mandatory with her.

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