A Woman’s Love Hate Relationship With The “D”
Written by Ms. Sex E.D.
Obviously, it’s not too hard for women to get some d*ck. Unlike men, we don’t have to work hard for it if we don’t want to. We could get some off of a simple wink or, “Hello.” The key is to get it with someone actually worth your while. So if you guys out there are wondering about some of the things we love and hate about your manxilla, check out the 6 things I’ve listed below:
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Stroke Love – I love when a man knows how to fill you up and stroke just right. He may go slow and caress your face and then out of the blue speed up and pull your hair. And just when you’re screaming that you’re about to come, he’ll slow down again. Nothing like it.
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Stroke Hate - On the other side of the stroke spectrum are mushers. These are the guys that have no stroke at all. Either they don’t know what they’re doing or they’re just too small. They stay really close to your body and only pull out slightly. And then have the nerve to go fast like a rabbit. Do not mush me!
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Sweaty balls – Okay seriously, you need to put that disclaimer out there that water hasn’t hit your sac lately. And do this before you even think about pulling your pants down around us. That funk will perfume the entire area in the most horrible way. Mind you, men don’t shave too much so that stank is just sitting there. And wash those basketball shorts; it soaks up in there too.
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