6 Reasons Why He’s A 2 Minute Man

Posted in Rated Grown Up, Relationships on Feb 16, 2009


He Wanted It Too Much

You’ve spent weeks talking on the phone, chatting about sex and getting to know each other. The two of you talked about how he was going to drill you like a Texan oil man drills for oil. She told him she can take the D, like a stick up kid takes chains, wallets and the money from a corner store. Yet, when the time comes he bust faster than a Chris Brown, Rhianna Rumor, on MTO. It’s because he wanted it too bad, it might not have a thing to do with him being able to hang. He simply was excited and could not control himself.

I know the women might be pissed when a dude reaches his climax too quickly, but at least now you have a guide of why a dude might of super soaked you quicker than you would have wanted.

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  • I am not upset when that happens. I am just upset if that person doesn't make sure I am happy.
  • HeadMistress
    "it's been awhile" "nervous" and "it's too good" reasonings are ok, as long as you can make it up in round two, three, four, etc then you're good...

    I will give and have given a guy a chance to redeem himself but it can't be with a tongue spanking - that is "Extra" not "In Place Of", he has to PROVE he can lay the pipe otherwise...BYE
  • shelly
    Well damn ...I hate 2 minute brothers! That's the worst! I had someone who I was in a relationship for a while and I figured maybe it was just the first time but it just kept happening and he really thought he was doiin a good job... I wish I would told him how wak he was...lol that woulda definetly fuked up his self esteem! For sum reason I sticked around even tho the sex was wak but it definitly had an affect on our relationship..next time it happens ill know 2 run!!
  • "Woman know when they got the goodness between their legs, while other women like to believe they got the sunshine snatch." <--- this comment is why uze a nikka! LMAO @ Sunshine snatch!!

    I can definitely say that it being too good will make a dude bust off shots quicker that the 4th of July in Jamaica Queens. There's no greater feeling than a woman contracting against my joint. That type of sensation will have you fail in the pum pum if you don't concentrate on other things. If you do have a false start, knock the dust off the chocha in round 2!
  • Grammar Girl
    You have alot of cool stories and intelligent ideas, but you make some really noticeable grammatical errors that can be easily fixed. I try to follow through when reading this site but its almost like reading a 13 year olds work. You need to spell check for real.

    No hate, just positive feedback
  • Thanks for the feedback sweetie next time please email me... but I don't need spell check my spelling is fine, and I use spell check. What I need is Microsoft word and Grammar check, but since i do like a million other things while blogging and i'm in no way a journalist or a professional writer nor do i claim to be or want to be. I tell my readers all the time I'm not writing a book. But until someone donates enough money for me to purchase word the blogs will be what it is... or until i get someone who will be on my time table to go in and update and fix the grammatical errors it will be i put up a lot of content in a lot of time and there is has. Hit me up via email and we can chat. I also type as if I'm talking and it's done so purposely.

    Thanks for your honest opinion you critique very well.
  • HeadMistress
    Oh for the love of hot glazed Krispy Kreme donuts write the book, the rest of us follow along just fine ;-D
  • you know what... my bad. I was being lazy a quick check online and i found a free grammar check site... so we'll see how this works.. lol
  • HeadMistress
    Grammar check doesn't catch everything AND sometimes the suggested corrections are wrong...

    You're fine!
  • its me
    I think your grammar is just fine!!
  • lol thanks dear.
  • KiitheFABone
    It's been a while...LMAO! Wow and the photo tooo funny! Thanks Xilla I needed that laugh! DEAD@ wet paper bag!
  • Dorian
    Hey Xilla I can get you u a copy of ms office for free and I give it to you through email.
  • I had a guy warm me once that if he bust fast then he'll make it up to me on the 2nd round.

    It was kinda cute...we were in his car, I'm trying to climb on him in the driver seat and he's pushing me off so that he can make sure that I understand that it's been a minute and he might not be able to hold it....lol. To me, it was fine...and he didn't even bust fast which was great cause I got mine off aswell ;)

    But all the reasons u listed are on point!!
  • yes
    rinse her insides with baby batter<---ewww lol

    I'm pretty understanding with guys if they can't hang the first go round, but I don't understand him not calling her. That's the real issue. Do you really think he was embarassed? Was he even aware that his busting speed was not what she was used to? He probably suffers from that bitch flu that was discussed here sometime ago where guys start acting like females. His ass is probably waiting on her call thinking he put it down.
  • Blacksand
    I know I am late, but this is a good post. It is good that you are understanding. I have heard several women talk who are not. As far as the man not calling, he was embarrassed. Men are raised from childhood to be sexual conquerors. And when men cannot perform up to snuff they know. How could they not? All the reasons listed above are true. As well as the Beyotch flu. HAHA! That was amusing. And he didn't call cuz he either know he didn't put it down, he doesn't care or a combination of the two.

    Personally, you have to have body control. You have got to be able to control your body's reaction to her goodness. You have got to stay calm and focused on the task at hand which is making her feel things that she has never felt in places where shes never experienced before. When you are finished she should be either sleep, deliriously happy, or so stuck on you that she is thinking about the next time she is going to see you while you haven't even left her presence yet. In essence, I will make sure the woman I am with gets hers before I get mine. That is just my two cents. Again, good post Xilla.
  • DC_REALEST
    6 words to the 6 reasons.

    "He's just not that into you"
  • TRJ
    stamp those are some good reasons but "its been a while" is not good enough it come a point in time where we (men) gotta swallow pride. meaning if we aint had none in a while and know we about to get it it, you gotta do some hand work to get that quick fix out the way so when its time to put in work you give her what shes missing but everything else is on point even though getting excited seems childish but ladies it happens
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