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6 Reasons Why He’s A 2 Minute Man
Posted in Rated Grown Up, Relationships on 16. Feb, 2009
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It’s been a while.
Men say: You this never happens to me right? Women say: It happens to the best of them champ. Fact is if a guy has not been having sex in a while he is more likely to ejaculate prematurely, leaving the girl he waited months to sleep with disappointed and adding his name to her do not count list. If this is the case the guy is going to go the extra mile to make it up to his woman. He might go down or put in the effort next go round to provide the pipe laying of the super mario bros., joe the plumber and fat booty crack showing white men all over the globe. Ladies please note if he is whack the second time around he just cannot poke his way out of a wet paper bag.
He’s Nervous
Woman can be intimidating. There is a lot of pressure during sex, especially if a man is trying to please a woman. It becomes to much pressure that he cannot do anything, but rinse her insides with baby batter.
“it's been awhile” “nervous” and “it's too good” reasonings are ok, as long as you can make it up in round two, three, four, etc then you're good…
I will give and have given a guy a chance to redeem himself but it can't be with a tongue spanking – that is “Extra” not “In Place Of”, he has to PROVE he can lay the pipe otherwise…BYE
Well damn …I hate 2 minute brothers! That's the worst! I had someone who I was in a relationship for a while and I figured maybe it was just the first time but it just kept happening and he really thought he was doiin a good job… I wish I would told him how wak he was…lol that woulda definetly fuked up his self esteem! For sum reason I sticked around even tho the sex was wak but it definitly had an affect on our relationship..next time it happens ill know 2 run!!
I am not upset when that happens. I am just upset if that person doesn't make sure I am happy.
“Woman know when they got the goodness between their legs, while other women like to believe they got the sunshine snatch.” <— this comment is why uze a nikka! LMAO @ Sunshine snatch!!
I can definitely say that it being too good will make a dude bust off shots quicker that the 4th of July in Jamaica Queens. There's no greater feeling than a woman contracting against my joint. That type of sensation will have you fail in the pum pum if you don't concentrate on other things. If you do have a false start, knock the dust off the chocha in round 2!
You have alot of cool stories and intelligent ideas, but you make some really noticeable grammatical errors that can be easily fixed. I try to follow through when reading this site but its almost like reading a 13 year olds work. You need to spell check for real.
No hate, just positive feedback
Thanks for the feedback sweetie next time please email me… but I don't need spell check my spelling is fine, and I use spell check. What I need is Microsoft word and Grammar check, but since i do like a million other things while blogging and i'm in no way a journalist or a professional writer nor do i claim to be or want to be. I tell my readers all the time I'm not writing a book. But until someone donates enough money for me to purchase word the blogs will be what it is… or until i get someone who will be on my time table to go in and update and fix the grammatical errors it will be i put up a lot of content in a lot of time and there is has. Hit me up via email and we can chat. I also type as if I'm talking and it's done so purposely.
Thanks for your honest opinion you critique very well.
Oh for the love of hot glazed Krispy Kreme donuts write the book, the rest of us follow along just fine ;-D
Oh for the love of hot glazed Krispy Kreme donuts write the book, the rest of us follow along just fine ;-D
Grammar check doesn't catch everything AND sometimes the suggested corrections are wrong…
You're fine!
rinse her insides with baby batter<—ewww lol
I'm pretty understanding with guys if they can't hang the first go round, but I don't understand him not calling her. That's the real issue. Do you really think he was embarassed? Was he even aware that his busting speed was not what she was used to? He probably suffers from that bitch flu that was discussed here sometime ago where guys start acting like females. His ass is probably waiting on her call thinking he put it down.
I know I am late, but this is a good post. It is good that you are understanding. I have heard several women talk who are not. As far as the man not calling, he was embarrassed. Men are raised from childhood to be sexual conquerors. And when men cannot perform up to snuff they know. How could they not? All the reasons listed above are true. As well as the Beyotch flu. HAHA! That was amusing. And he didn't call cuz he either know he didn't put it down, he doesn't care or a combination of the two.
Personally, you have to have body control. You have got to be able to control your body's reaction to her goodness. You have got to stay calm and focused on the task at hand which is making her feel things that she has never felt in places where shes never experienced before. When you are finished she should be either sleep, deliriously happy, or so stuck on you that she is thinking about the next time she is going to see you while you haven't even left her presence yet. In essence, I will make sure the woman I am with gets hers before I get mine. That is just my two cents. Again, good post Xilla.
6 words to the 6 reasons.
“He's just not that into you”
stamp those are some good reasons but “its been a while” is not good enough it come a point in time where we (men) gotta swallow pride. meaning if we aint had none in a while and know we about to get it it, you gotta do some hand work to get that quick fix out the way so when its time to put in work you give her what shes missing but everything else is on point even though getting excited seems childish but ladies it happens