Are You A Side Chick
Richard Pack for Dickyp.com
What’s up, all my sexual intellectuals yesterday WQHT Hot97 NY’s number 1 radio station asked me to drop a pre Valentine’s day blog for their website, about side chicks. Since side chicks need love to, I provided them with 10 Ways to find out if you’re a side chick. Check out some excerpts from the blog, and what Hot 97 said about your boy:
BlogXilla.com, the number one blog all about sex and relationships writes a special blog post about Side Chicks. Here’s what Xilla had to say….
Bootlegs instead of opening night.
He says he can’t stand the crowds of opening nights, and his bootleg man “got those blockbuster DVD’s.” You rationalize it by saying Pop Secret is cheaper than $10 buckets of popcorn, but the real secret is you’re a side chick and you just been played. I take wifey out, I stay in with the side chick, it’s the main rule of having a side chick.
Voice Mail – When you call your dude, does the phone constantly go to voice mail, only for him to call you right back like a minute or 2 later? That’s because he had to walk out the house in order to get some privacy to talk to you. Some days he might even pick up, only to place you on hold while he walks out of the room to see what you want.
The Crib - This is very important, so pay attention. If you’ve never been to his house, could be because he claims he has room mates (which you never met) or you’ve have been to his house, and he has no furniture, only an air mattress, a six pack of Corona’s, a shoe box full of magnums and maybe a Xbox 360 you just might be a side chick.
The Big Day - If he’s trying to go out with you, the day before or the day after Feb 14th, or he simply stops by in his work clothes with some flowers from Pathmark, a card from Duane Reid, a bag of red M&M’s and give you a kiss, gets a quickie and bounces. You might as well consider your self the side chick of the year.
I hope these small bits of information have been helpful in your quest to figure out if you’re a side chick or wifey. So now that you know, which one do you think you are? The Wifey or the Side Chick?
For the full post check out Hot97.com
