8 Reasons Never To Tell Your Boo You’ve Cheated
Yeah I cheated, but what the F*CK am I going to tell you for? There is no logical reason why I should tell you that the day after we were trapped in your house due to a snow storm, I was smashing this beautiful coffee colored dime piece who loved to lick me like a lollipop, and do all the things that you won’t do. Maybe that’s why:
Flowers and chocolate aren’t the only big sellers for Valentine’s Day. There’s also spyware.
The use of tracking devices and hiring of private investigators surge around this holiday — an opportune time to catch a cheating spouse.
“If there’s anything going on, a spouse will more than likely make contact with a lover on Valentine’s Day, the day before or the day after,” says Ruth Houston, author of the book, “Is He Cheating on You? 829 Telltale Signs.”
Cheating is pretty common, but there are certain circumstances in where you should never tell your boo, you’ve dipped out and had sex with someone else. If you need a reason? Well I got 8 of them.
Because Your Lover Will Never Find Out
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If you robbed a bank, and the cops had no clue it was you. Would you go and tell the cops you robbed the bank? Probably not! So why do people insist on telling their mates they slept with someone else? You no longer deal with the person on the side, and your boo has no reason to expect you’ve been cheating. Under no circumstances should you tell your boo! Zip, Zero, Zilch!
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