From The Vault: 5 Different Places To Have Sex
Call me what you want, but before I die I’m going to get head on a Ferris wheel. Imagine the who people look up wonder what is going on, imagine the beautiful view along with the wonderful feeling going through your body. This picture made me think of what unusual places I would like to have sex, here is what I came up with.
5. On A Boat - I would love to have sex on a boat, not a cruise liner although that’s cool too, but a regular speed boat. No one around for miles, the water rocking the boat, “my motion in the ocean” matching the real motion of the ocean. Greatness.
4. On A Bus - I’ve always fantasized about having sex on a bus. I would like for her to be bent over the back of the chair while I pound her. I’ll have her moaning and trying to find something to balance on. It might even be more fun to do it on a crowded bus. Sidenote – One night I could have sworn I saw someone getting head on the bus, but I wasn’t about to stare to find out.
3. A Fun House - What better place to finish the deal after getting some head on a Ferris wheel than the fun house? On the falling bridge, in the house of mirrors and all the other crazy rooms. Just think of revenge of the nerds.
2. A Waterfall - Under a waterfall, by a waterfall, on top of a waterfall, or near a waterfall. There is a motel in Jersey that has a room with a waterfall in it.
1. At A Game - Hit the cheap seats, on a work night and get it in! It helps if you have a team in your city that sucks. Maybe it’s just me, but I would love to have sex at a basketball game, baseball game or football game.
