Five Dollar Foot Long Or Regular Size?

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For the last few weeks or so, women have been asking me what size condoms I wear. Not because they are interested in how big I am, but rather because men all over the world or putting on magnums when they don’t need to be the smedium bags. Here is what a few women think about over compensating.

  • hey_tonda @BlogXilla I think I’ll laugh on the inside and tell him to stop playing and use one of those lifestyles.
  • onlyme614 @BlogXilla tell him that’s not going to work dont want my eggs catching any drifters and this is not a fishing exhibition!
  • TheJadedNYer @BlogXilla HA!! I guess I’d say, “You sure those are the right ones?” if he don’t like it, too bad! lol
  • JaeSwan @BlogXilla nothing. But at the first sign of slippage imma suggest we try something new
  • LuckyStarr @BlogXilla Laugh at his ta-ta azz for trying to overcompensate on that smedium sausage dog. Magnums don’t always mean impressive.
  • AshleyBigFine @BlogXilla dnt say shit. obviously that mofo is delusional & u need 2 get the fuk up outta there.
  • queenuniquemvp @BlogXilla “ahem… you need some help with all that slack babe?” lmaooooooo! j/k
  • TheMakeupGirl @BlogXilla LMAO…..Oh no sweetie…put that away LOL
  • tamisawyer @BlogXilla laugh. It’s an epidemic too. Everyone thinks they need one.

Why do you think men wear Magnums when they should wear regular sized condoms?

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11 Responses to “Five Dollar Foot Long Or Regular Size?”

  1. nynikki says:

    One word: EGO.

  2. Art2dope says:

    Cause some men are idiots! personally like one of my boys be fronting (so i think) trying to say he use a magnum. NOW! i don't know his dick size and i don't wanna know, but all i have to see is his feed back on women. AND in his case it don't look good so i personally think this dude is FRONTING!

    I don't have time to front, get the Trojan and do what i gotta do.

    Yo if you ain't in the right jock strap then you ain't ready to play the game!
    Art Madden Reporting live from BlogXilla!
    BOOM!

  3. HenryJacobs says:

    Well truth be told a condom goes thru rigorous testing and can be stretched up to 15 times its size. Therefore, unless you have a elephantitis joint then any condom should fit appropriately. Magnums are made with more rubber and tend to be thicker in thickness in turn taking away the majority of the feeling for both partners.

  4. monicakane420 says:

    I think men use magnums (when they know they can't fit in it) to impress females. But we can tell. Obvisously. LOL

  5. VIChick says:

    I know some men like that and I think it has to do with how they feel about themselves. They know they aint packing shit so they think in their minds if I think my dick is big maybe she will too. I been with a guy one time and he pulled out a mag. Now me being the savvy chick that I am I knew brother needed to put that away and get a durex, but I didnt say anything. Let's just say wee man kept slipping out of the condom.
    Wear your size so you don't embarass yourself.

  6. Crazy Lady says:

    I don't know why guys do that!!!!

    A guy I used to deal with tried to put on a Magnum and that damn thing feel off and I got pregnant (smch). Needless to say, I terminated the pregnancy b/c of his condom negligence! I never slept with him again!

  7. amber says:

    It will look better if you wear a condom that fits properly instead of just having a baggy magnum

  8. yes says:

    I like queenunique's response

  9. gi_gi says:

    Cause they are fronting HARD…THey think that if you see the gold (or black) wrapper you will be hypnotized and not feel the cocktail weenie they have….Just cause you put a cocktail weenie in a hotdog bun doesn't mean my huger will go away…It just means I will be full with bread and still craving some meat…SMH

  10. Lipstickkilla says:

    I think the Magnum is the male's version of the push up bra……..They flash and you're thinking it's gonna be big and then the pants come off an boing!!!! You have just been deceived, It's all about deception….Just like when you see a flat chested chick in a push up bra and she takes it of……and there's that word again!!!! Say it with me ladies and gents……..DECEPTION!

  11. lol at this….there was this dude who I was seeing for a couple months, finally decided to give him the business. He drops his boxers and it was “cold” and he wasn't to his fullest potential. Sidebar I'm not a size queen, I'm all about the girth, but I digress /sidebar. He pulls out this magnum and I guffawed! I said sorry, I don't have any rubber bands and I put my clothes back on and left.

    Seriously…if the glove doesn't fit, you must QUIT!!!!

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