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Great questions Miss Sex E.D.!!!

I have always wondered (in addition to all the questions you asked), where do they put it when they have to take a sh!t? Yeah, pretty gross thought, but I honestly need to know that they are being hygenic when they handle biz on the toilet. YUCK!

I've thought about that too! Hey, it's a valid question.

And when are we going to get some answers...maybe the guys are a little embarrassed

Hold dat shyt so it don't fall in the wahda.

yeah, they don't know what to say. lol.

wow this is FUNNY as hell. chick had me crackin' up. Hahaaaa!
why it's so black when the body is light i have NO idea. but it's accepted so i'm just sayin'...a men best accept a girls body too with minor "flaws".

LMFAO all valid questions that I try not to think about

~KS

Why you try not to think about them? lol Well a few I can understand even I cringed and if you asked the wrong one you might get slapped!! but i mean why not the othrs? lol

Wow that was funny, but true. Good Questions

Haha...good stuff...only one I can answer is, i'm a floater....lmao.

I feel bad for males with chuck covered wagons (aka uncircumcised). That is one unsightly object! You are kicked out and your contact information is deleted on sight.

The homegirl Ness would have to differ with you. I think she likes turtle necks

I concur!!! :)

To each it's own...I don't discriminate. B/c if I ever have a son, he's not getting circumcised.

Ditto!!!

My question is:

Why are johnsons always darker the the man's body? Tht is the one part of the male tht doesn't see any sunlight, but it's the darkest lol.

And yes it's possible for them to get hard in the pool ;)

And you know that because?

B/c I'm a sexual intellectual!!!!!! :)

Nah, let me stop beating around the 'bush' lol.
I know b/c I've been in a pool w/ a guy b4 and as we were playing around w/ our own water sports...I straddled him in the pool and it got hard w/o a problem ;)

yes! i humped a light guy and his penis was darker than me! it honestly SCARED ME! i was wondering if it was like diseased or something. my vagina matches my body exactly.wtFUGG! i was gonna post this question, but in true fiance form u've read my mind lol! and i've humped in a hottub so i think the pools would work...[note to self. try dat!] ;D

yeah the male limb is kinda weird and facinating all at the same time...it's amazing!...

Interesting questions.
I have wondered about curved penises, I don't know I think they're cute. And strange enough I read in one of my sex books about some random guy liking his girl to spit his cum into his mouth so he could taste it. I don't know what the fuck that was about. LOL! So I guess some people are just crazy like that.

Lol..tht's just nasty lol.....I mean really...lol.
Some guys r just weird lol

I know a few guys that like a woman to taste themselves...turns them on...but I wish I would spit your batter back into your mouth! If you do that I'd just rather not know.

when a guy cums in your mouth and you in turn spit it back into his mouth its called "SNOWBALLING"

Would i be wrong to ask "why do some balls hang really low?"..not sure if i'm sticking around for an answer lol

I don't know but i just recently had sex with someone whose balls were just saggy enough that when he hit it from the back it would slap the top of my clit and that was suchhh a turn on.

OMG!!!
I Love that! and it's not that they're too saggy but just that big!
*taking a moment to reflect*

lol necole! i hate when there's extra skinage then the bawls are like all at the bottom all dangly. HAAAAAAAAAAA! lol

Yea, I hate saggy balls, but I heard thats because they are warm, when they are cold they get close to the body, I also heard that if the balls are empty, they are saggy. But I had one guy who's balls hit my stomach when he hit me doggy style, thats how saggy his balls were...lol
And on the subject of balls, do all men's balls move in slow motion, like....its hard to explain, but the skin moves slightly like metamorphosis.

LOLOLOL Sweet1!!!!!


I know exactly what you mean about metamorphosis!!!! I was watching my ex balls after he fell asleep and it was just moving on their own.. I was so intrigued I couldn't stop watching it!!!!


What's up with that????

Good question! I wonder why sometimes one will be all tight and snug to the body and the other is low...like it just never dropped

balls are like breats... "low hangers" are a result of not using a good supportive underwear. the guy probably wore boxers all his life and gravity took its toll. (lol)

WELCOME Ms. Sex Ed.! i loved these ?'s and look fwd to what you'll bring to the site!

Thaks for the welcome!! Hope to keep you all entertained and hopefully we will all learn something new

So when are we going to get the answers?

That was funny and real. My question is why are some balls saggy?Does it come from bustin so many times?

I am dying laughing over here, this is quite comical. I must say I have asked my man the majority of these questions. In the beginning I treated it like it was a science experiments, bending it like beckham (lol)

Ha ha you posted my question :) good blog as always

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth...no homo lol

1) Does it sink or float in the tub?
No erection-sink
Erection-float unless it's made of steel or something

2) Why are some of them two toned?
That's a good question...there should be a study on it cause I have the same problem

3) Why do some circumcisions look good and others don’t? Are there different ways to do them?
I don't know but luckily my doctor did a good job

4) Why do some curve?
I'm guessing that's how the guy beats his meat

5) Is it hard to get hard in the pool because of shrinkage?
I'm sure once a man gets in the pool it is hard because of the temp but once accustomed to the temperature...we shall rise and overcome (no pun on overcome)

6) Do guys ever taste your nut to see if it’s okay?
That's just brokeback to the 10th degree

7) Is it possible for it to get ashy?
Yes, the penis is like skin it can get ashy but I stay Lubriderm-ed up j/k

8) Why is it so hard to get it back up after you nut?
Hell I don't know but it sucks. Girls can go as long as they want. Plus some dudes like to let one off before the smash so they won't bust quick banging you. Don't renig on homie!

9) Why does he shave all the hair off when we ask him to trim the area?
Ya'll don't like it bald down there? lol I guess you don't wanna feel like you molesting a little boy

10) Why do some penises have wrinkles?
I can't answer this one...I still got 30 years until

11) Why are some so disproportion?
Again I can't speak on behalf of this question. I don't got a big head with a little body

Thanks for sharing Mr. Lewis.
LMAO @"That's just brokeback to the 10th degree"
What can we do to assist with #8! Okay, let him rest for a bit but if he's sleep in a matter of minutes...............UGH!
It's not all the time but DANG!

I guess some Red Bull and Viagra lol...I mean how soon do ladies wants the dude to rise back up. I need a good hour lol plus getting that second one off is gonna take awhile

Yes, thank you for helping out here...

For #6 Does it turn you on for a chick to taste herself?

And for #8...some guys are able to keep going...it's like they bust and never go soft! Now like you said, some guys let one go before they smash, but what if you know that they didn't??

Does that mean they just have more stamina?

A chick tasting herself is a turn-on...anything involving putting her fingers or my fingers in her mouth is a turn-on.

All guys try to keep going after they bust but most times they end up quitting cause it goes soft lol. I heard there are dudes that can have multiple orgasms without stopping and I'm trying to get on that level lol. Obviously they have more stamina if they can do that or get it back up quicker than the average male. I think it has to do with how much a person has sex/masturbates.

Ok let me chime in with some answers
Numer 2 and 3 kinda go together. Some penises are two toned because of teh circumcision scar which appears as a wide band around the penise (on the shaft near the corona or head) It can be lighter than the rest of teh penis or a pinkish color. (I've really only seen the dark skin and pink color combo)

number 8...
Speaking Biologically and naturally the sole purpose for men to engage in sexual activity is to procreate. Once you have sex and have an orgasm the man has reached his goal. The male reproductive system now shuts down to regenerate.

lmao I don't think the men will have answers for most of these though. Ding a Lings come in various shapes and sizes. That's just the way it is.

also the reason why you odn't have as much semen as the first time and why it begins to hurt to climax (or so im told) after the 5th time.