Fake Booty Blues + 10 Things Hated On Sex Edition

Posted in Rated Grown Up on Jan 23, 2009

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I was over on Ozone mag, a while back when I came across this picture of Angel Lola Luv’s butt. Angel is a cool chick, and I got nothing but love for her. Shouts out to the boss b*tch. Also over on Ozone is 10 Things I’m hating on written by Shawty Shawty

  • 1. All women who suck dick wit a rubber on
    Bitch, when you go to the store don’t you take the wrapper off yo’ lollipop?
  • 2. Niggas who eat pussy and then put on a rubber to fuck her
    Dutty mouf ass nigga.
  • 3. Everybody sex tape in the whole industry
    Pamela Lee, Paris Hilton, Ray J, ain’t none of them got shit on me. Wait til’ y’all see my sex tape. I’m gon’ have Sarah Palin and Frankie (Keyshia Cole’s mama) as my co-stars.

  • 7. Metro-sexuals
    I’m hatin’ on all you niggas talkin’ bout you’re metro-sexual…nigga, you gay! How you gon’ be talking about you’re metro-sexual? You all high class and boughie, and the metro bill ain’t nothing but 60 dollars.
  • 8.“Boss Bitches”
    This ain’t got nothing to do with the sex issue, but I’m hatin on all you bitches talkin about, “I’ma boss bitch, I’ma boss bitch.” Bitch, you ain’t a boss, you ain’t even had an interview.
  • 10. All y’all women that don’t wipe after y’all shave your pussy, or don’t shave y’all pussy all the way
    Had me down there like I was drinkin’ orange juice wit’ pulp in it. And what the fuck is pulp?

For the complete list check out Ozonemag blog, and be sure to get the Sex Issue when it drops your boy Xilla has an article in there! I’m excited about that chea!!


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  • HeadMistress
    Her ass looks like a mini-fridge...WTH possessed her to do that to herself?

    Anyway, Ness has a good point about the non-lube head appropriate condoms but I'ma really need my fellow females to stop puttin d*cks they don't know like that in their mouths....wrapped or not!

    Damnit, I know this is one of the first signs of old age but f*ck it I'ma say it anyway...

    "When I was comin up" LOL - a d*ck was the last thing you put in your mouth, NOT the first, it took a lot before you even sucked your long term b/f's d*ck...

    I guess it's a good thing that the stigma surrounding head is not what it used to be but people need to be a little less indiscriminate about who they let in their mouths, cause like it was mentioned in yesterday's post, most people ain't using condoms and dental dams when they go down
  • Iyetyga
    Having oral sex with a condom is a great Idea. Might help stop the spread of STD's in the mouth. No lollipop is worth the risk!
  • Tht pic of her butt is str8t NASTY it's not cute AT ALL ....lol.

    @ pt#1: I think more women should start giving head w/ a non-lube head appropriate condom esp if u don't know the guy like that... If it's ur man, then u shouldn't have to do it (*pending test results every 6months) ;)....lol

    @ pt#2: Guys only do tht b/c he's not scared of getting an STD but scared to get her pregnanat!...lol (whr the hell is his priorities) lol

    @pt#10...WTF?! When women shave they usually do so in the shower so how it it possible to not wipe after shaving lol. And wth is NOT shaving all the way...most girls like to have a lil run way patch...(deal w/ it homie)!...lol
  • outofyourmind
    LOL, I agree with you on number 10.

    And there's nothing wrong with giving head with a rubber on it. They do have condoms in different flavors. But stay away from anything that says "tropical" that mess made me gag and not in a good way.
  • Lol...I'll make sure to keep away from tropical flavors....lol.

    How did ur guy like it w/ the condom on while getting head?
  • outofyourmind
    He was cool with it. There may be times when you just don't feel like having cum in your mouth so use a condom and plus quick cleanup! : )
  • Oh okay! :)
    Yeah I knw wht u mean w/ the quick clean up ;)
  • Princess0889
    I can't stop smiling and laughing at number 2. Cause are a so right about "he's not scared of getting an STD but scared to get her pregnanat"

    Completely agree with 10 who does shave in the shower. I man I guess hair could still be there but I don't know how. My advice seek a professional if you can't clean it well.
  • Exactly....if any females are out there dry shaving then they got some serious issues...I mean really....probably has nestle crunch bumps down there lol....

    and pu$$y hair usually doesn't shed 4 him to feel like he has a mouth full of pulp lol. Unless he's messing w/ straight orthodox women (u knw the type that don't shave their legs) lol
  • Princess0889
    I guess that is the same type of girls whom do not shave their under arms ever not even the summer.

    Ugh I hate seeing women with hair under their arms. EWWW
  • I never witnessed that!!! Thank goodness lol
  • Princess0889
    Good. Definitely not doctor recommended
  • HeadMistress
    ROFLMFAO @ "nestle crunch bumps down there"
  • having sex wih condom is a good thing
  • hey hey! pulp has a lot of nutrients what you talking about?!

    Paris Hilton's sex tape was the worse! I hadn't yawned so much through a porno in my life..I don't think she even enjoyed it...
  • Princess0889
    Angel booty looks like she is wearing a dirty diaper but no hating here. Girl get it how you live

    1. Maybe on a new dude or one time only thing but not is my one and only

    2. Refer to Ness' comment

    7. I like a guy to look like he is taking care of himself but he should not take longer nor should his mani/pedi better not look better than mine

    10. Seek professional help if you can't do it right you self.
  • LovelyLia
    #1 That pic of Lola's butt helps to certify that it is a FAKE....a few friends of mine had the flattest pancake butts in the world but were blessed with other bodily figures so to match the "boobs with the butt" they started getting those illegal butt shots ($250/butt cheek) in which after MANY shots they asses looked just like the pic above during the healing process (lots of lumps, bumps & bruises = NOT A GOOD LOOK @ ALL) and lo and behold the ass did get fatter (not as fat as Lola's) but alot rumper than what they was originally working with...who would have known!!

    #2 That list is off the hook LOL
  • Jamie8706
    LOL @ #10 Pulp?
  • Lady Jei
    OMG, are you sure that is her butt?!?!? That is very nasty looking who ever's butt it is. YUCK!!

    This list is hella funny tho!!
  • yep I sure am sure!! lol
  • Lady Jei
    So how does it look so round in photo shoots.
    But then I saw this.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV2VRtRobRE

    DAMN!!! lol!!
  • janelovesyou
    why is he talking about metrosexuals? I haven't heard that term since 2005
  • yes
    I like low pulp, but pussy shouldn't have any. ???


    4. Women who don’t wanna fuck on they period
    Shit, I like ketchup on my hotdog!


    ugh!!

    5. Women who don’t wanna suck dick after I done bought them dinner knowing they period is on
    Damn, I done bought you dinner muthafucka. If I knew I wasn’t gonna get shit we coulda went dutch!

    trife!!

    6. All you women who say you ain’t gay, but will let another bitch eat your pussy
    I ain’t sayin’ you gay, but I see a couple of flags. But you know Shawty like them gurls…who like them gurls.

    umm...

    9.Saggin titties
    Man I went in the skrip club, and this girl titties was gotdamn takin’ a bow! How about a round of applause! Thank you, thank you. Mafuckin titties look like a nigga holdin’ a dead piece of fish by the tail. Man, this bitch titties was hangin’ so low a nigga could eat her pussy and suck her titties at the same time

    lmao
  • B_Says
    LOL @ #9!!!!
  • ummm, i think lol a needs to go an return that because its not looking too cute without photoshop.

    lol @ #10...orange juice with pulp. ;)
  • Waaaaiiiit...1&2 are contridictions. Are you for or against safe sex??LOL eeeeeeeeewwwwwww to #10!
  • I am all for safe sex, but i didn't write this lol
  • B_Says
    bwahahahaha @ #10.

    And that pic of Angel is disturbing. does she not know what her butt looks like?
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