I Found Your Secret Toy Stash
Let’s just say you’re minding your own business in your own house. You could be washing dishes, reading a book, surfing the web, or just plain ole watching TV and then your child comes to you, their left arm shaking like crazy trying to control the powerful vibrations coming from the toy in their hand. The look of shock invades your face, as you realize your child just found your toy box.
I was strolling through my parents room, looking for some change to go down to Hollywood chicken to get myself a triple decker cheese burger so as I was looking for the change stash I found something even better. My step father’s collection of porn. All summer I was in heaven, going in and out of their room to pull different collections of smut. There were white chicks, black chicks, threesomes, orgies, and they were all doing some things I still haven’t found a name for today. Maybe this was the reason I would walk into the corner store whenever I had a few extra bucks in my pocket to purchase my own smut and build my collection to 4 Nike shoe boxes full of pure unadulterated SMUT!
One day while I was in the house by myself, I needed a release so I went into my box, pulled out a tape, Black Nurses 4 to be exact. I popped it in the VCR and fast forwarded to my favorite scene of this caramel brown hottie w/ boobs the size of Watermelons on a summer day and lips that rivaled Angelina Jolie’s. I was hard as a rock, I pulled out and worked out my tool like it’s name was Arnold SwarzenNegro the Anaconda. A lot of people don’t understand the ManXilla is a muscle and it needs to be worked out sometimes. After I was done, I cleaned up, threw my balled up napkin in the trash and left the house, for a bike ride to the next town over to find a real girl so I could cheat on “Palmela”.
Upon my return, my mother and sister was sitting in the living room. My sister in her 4ft 10 frame said o0o0o you’re in trouble. My mother proceed to pull something out of her lap. Yep you guest it, my VHS tape, Black Nurses 4. I was so embarrassed. My heart dropped as my mother cursed me out and my sister explained that I actually left it playing in the VCR, and how lucky I was that she was the first person upstairs b/c what if her kids would have seen it…
My mother took my tape and told me to go to my room and that she would trash my porn tape. Needless to say My favorite porn was gone for about a week until one day I come home to find it neatly sitting on the pillow of my bed. I guess they just wanted to watch it, or respected my taste in smut. I was back in the living room stroking first free chance I had!
Have you ever found your parents Porn/Toy stash? Or has anybody ever Found your stash of goodies? You know the Videos, or the Toys?
