4 Women You’ll Meet On Myspace

Posted in Life, Relationships on Jan 14, 2009

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The Designer Fashion Chick

More than likely this woman has a designer in her display name. Ms. Louie Bag Chic, The Fierce Fendi Female, or Gucci Girl. Don’t be surprised if she has a few dollar signs in her name. More than likely she’s a beneficiary of a trick, d-boy or rapper. You can usually find this out be searching the comment section, pictures and her about me section. Rest assure her profile will have something of the following “LIVIN LIFE 2 Da Fullest Lettin No B*TCH & No N*GGA Make Me Worry I’m TOP NOTCH & I’MA GO GETTA SO BELIEVE IMA GET ME REAL TALK!!!! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!!!”

  • Profile song – Something by Beyonce, Keyshia Cole, or Khia
  • What to expect from her – Messages in all caps, a lot of curse words and if you do meet her in person expect to spend a lot of money. Look on the bright side, you could hit it for a fake pocket book.

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  • Xan
    oh you forgot the MySpace Psycho!!!!! the one bitch that replies to EVERY comment/blog/message/forum post, always comments your new pictures, deep into the game because either #1: she has no job/life/friends or #2: she works on the computer ALL DAY but doesn't really do her job at work....she only goes to the office and sits behind a desk and myspaces your ass. or even better, is a telemarketer working from home myspace-ing the ever living shit outta you. word up, true story. i ended up dating some chicks like that lol!!!
  • Belly
    i know im extra-late but i gotta co-sign with this one Xan... i know a couple of phsyco-myspacers!!!!
  • Breezy
    haha..this is a very cute post Xilla.. cant wait for Part 2..
    you should make a post about myspace dudes..lots of lames on there
  • lol Only myspace dudes I know is me!!! lol But I guess I can come up with something like that!!! The dude with his shirt off the one who got nothing but big butt women on his top friends list!! lol yeah I might can come up with that! lol
  • Dizz01
    My ex is the dude with all the big butt chicks on his top friends list...so lame smh.
  • Very lame!! lol
  • hunniebee724
    Mine too!
  • Forever Lex
    I am feeling the this article cause it's definately true but note there are a few more on there . Trust me when I say lol
  • Yeah I know I left out a few on purpose for comments and another part!! lol
  • KD
    You dissected the hell out of the Myspace Female Psychi....Forever is right there are many more but these have to be the on the Top shelf.
  • Yeah I know I was going to add the hood rat the black valley girl and a few others but i said lemme save some for a part 2 lol
  • pretty fair assessment of what's out there...

    this almost made me miss MySpace... let me go log in and see what's doing over there; I haven't visited in ages!
  • Myspace fell off faster than Wu-Tang!! lol
  • Yeah you summed it up nicely. I've probably met at least one of each of those type chicks off myspace.

    But you forgot about the fake ass chicks. You know that steal pics of some other fine chick and poses herself that you can talk to all day online and even by phone but you'll never meet in person. LoL.
  • Yo it's one of them on my friend's list... passing off pictures of Dollecia bryant as her. Sad thing she got about 4 different model pics up there passing off 4 different people as her. Once she put up a picture of someone i actually know!! I was like this chick pierced my ear and this ain't you!! lol
  • This was so good omg all of these are so true lol you should have someone do one for men
  • lol I'm thinking about it!! lol
  • LMAO. Man I had that happen to with one of them fake chicks. One of my homegirls she fine as hell. I see she had a new page out the blue. So I hit her up and no reply. When I finally talk to her I'm like why you make a new page. She like I didn't I show her the page. She pissed off. Like get that bitch # for me. Lmao.

    Some chicks are ridiculously insecure to go to those measures.
  • lol I know this guy who put spyware on his computer to track his baby sitter, make sure she wasn't doing or showing his kids bad stuff well come to find out she was talking bad about the kids and to top it off she had a fake myspace page as well!!! Complete with pictures that were not her!! I mean don't they have second life for that? The sims or some ish!! lol Crazy man Straight Crazy. Maybe shorty was trying to catch her man cheating though!! lol
  • PhellahG
    Nice assessment. I've definitely encountered all 4 of those. Can't wait for part 2.
  • In all fairness I still like myspace!! its been good to me! I co-sign w/ Breezy you need to make a '"4 Men you'll meet on myspace"

    1. To many up close pictures that he took of himself with his shirt off (so 1989) looks a little "suspect"..

    2. The In box flooder: What exactly do you do? - Dude if you read my about me section, my fingers wouldn't be cramping up trying to reply...I could send u some msgs that would have you cracking up!!.

    3. Super producer - I need a manager - do you really know x, y, or z of the decade DUDES!

    4. My top friends are better then yours: Dudes that have all the A**, tits everywhere!! All the celebrities that they never met as there #1-8 friends never get added from me... I like to see who you surround your self with...not what entourage I dream about!
  • this was funny! don't forget the chic who seems cool at 1st.... start telling u all there business... got a dumpster full of baggage... desperate to be loved by any man that will... lie about what they do... then get buck on the internet and ethug with u for an hour.. know damn well she aint do gon' shit in person...don't forget that type of female lmao.
  • sounding like you may have been cyber bullied?
  • something like that
  • The last pic is my homie Red Dread-
  • Jeff
    Type #1 is too funny lol thats the 1 i have *cough, cough* experienced...ive been talkin to this girl for 2 years and her vocabulary has not expanded...in person, phone, text, same 'slang' lol
  • mizmeka
    dang iono which one i nite b prolly a mix of designer chic an cool chic,lol
  • SugarTits
    Acurate post........

    I deleted my page awhile ago. It felt like a waste of my time and energy. IDK


    *shrugs*
  • Naijawifey
    What on earth is the black valley girl......
  • Erica
    Good work, B-xilla!
  • Lady Jei
    I can't really comment. Don't have a myspace, facebook, blackplanet, or anything else. Just not for me. I spend too much time (in my Matrix voice) 'in the real world'. LOL!!!
  • BeeBoogie
    I believe Im the cool chick. I got pics of me acting silly, lying around in the house and im quick to make a joke and laugh at one. And im about to walk out this room into the parking lot, with my flip flops on and a scarf on my head cuz i want my wrap looking fresh in the morning. And my profile song is Bad Girl by Rihanna, and most people havent heard that yet. LOL..so so true
  • mojo
    i was "the cool chick"...till i upgraded to facebook...HA!
  • No points for you boo, completed down grade...

    Definatly NOT "cool"...
  • Lol, Xilla I can always count on you to be random...

    P.S. Shouts out to Tom, keep them checks commin.
  • Tawanta Washington
    I am a female but I can honestly say that I agree with this article 100% The "single mother" is the funniest and my favorite because I am a single mother. (not a psycho one)
  • Ahhh, Xilla, this post is so true. But what about the ones who take pics of themselves in the bathroom (male and female).

    Yes, please do one on myspace men. They need their face time too.
  • Xan
    i suppose xan could be considered a "cool myspace chick"...
  • LOL!!! Oh so TRUE!!!
  • yes
    I'm the cool chick that will block ur ass when u message me with that illiterate bullsh*t!! lol
  • I believe i would fall under "cool chick" more like "the cool girl next door"

    i will def. laugh at you and with you! keep'em cummin....(lol)

    good blog xilla!
  • lmao... so true, so true!
    esp. the designer chick --- lord knows that they got their ish from canal street!

    www.hostagenyc.com - for those captured by fashion, music, lifestyle & luxury
  • AHAHAHA!! Those Canal Street girls! LMAO!!
  • LadyT
    *LOL* Another fine blog Xilla. I haven't been on in a while but you do it right every time! I'm about to be a single mother but I'm one of the other single mother's. My children come first and I'm not looking for anyone on a permanent basis right now, just want to hang out and chill.

    But you are probably right about the others though. *ROFL*

    Wow.
  • mahesh154
    Thanks for the add and the support. If you have a massage therapist or are looking for one, stop by my page anytime to ask any questions that you may have. Stop by and check out the shop sometime. Thanks again.
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  • mahesh154
    Thanks for the add and the support. If you have a massage therapist or are looking for one, stop by my page anytime to ask any questions that you may have. Stop by and check out the shop sometime. Thanks again.
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  • Hilarious! But SO true about MySpace....Thanks for the warning and insights :)
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