4 Women You’ll Meet On Myspace

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If you have a myspace page you’ve probably had someone try to holla at you or tried to holla at someone. Fact is, meeting someone online is becoming more and more acceptable. So before you start actually replying to messages or try to holla here is a list of the type of woman you can expect to meet on myspace.

The One Line Chick
This woman doesn’t have anything on her page other than pictures and quizzes. If you decide to send her a message all you’ll get in reply is an incomplete sentence or am answer to your question if you decide to entertain her and see where her head is at she’ll continue to reply to you in short answers even if she likes you back.

  • Profile song – Something by Lil Boosie, Uncle Murder or a song about popping the booty, using drugs or having sex.
  • What to expect from her – Boring conversations via messages, email and chat, but the funny thing she may be fun to hang around in person. If you get to that level with the typed slang and one word replies.

Click here for the next type of chick you’ll meet on myspace

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71 Responses to “4 Women You’ll Meet On Myspace”

  1. ZeeABad1 says:

    No points for you boo, completed down grade…

    Definatly NOT “cool”…

  2. Tawanta Washington says:

    I am a female but I can honestly say that I agree with this article 100% The “single mother” is the funniest and my favorite because I am a single mother. (not a psycho one)

  3. mzvirgo says:

    Ahhh, Xilla, this post is so true. But what about the ones who take pics of themselves in the bathroom (male and female).

    Yes, please do one on myspace men. They need their face time too.

  4. Xan says:

    oh you forgot the MySpace Psycho!!!!! the one bitch that replies to EVERY comment/blog/message/forum post, always comments your new pictures, deep into the game because either #1: she has no job/life/friends or #2: she works on the computer ALL DAY but doesn't really do her job at work….she only goes to the office and sits behind a desk and myspaces your ass. or even better, is a telemarketer working from home myspace-ing the ever living shit outta you. word up, true story. i ended up dating some chicks like that lol!!!

  5. Xan says:

    i suppose xan could be considered a “cool myspace chick”…

  6. CCGroovy says:

    LOL!!! Oh so TRUE!!!

  7. yes says:

    I'm the cool chick that will block ur ass when u message me with that illiterate bullsh*t!! lol

  8. Josania says:

    I believe i would fall under “cool chick” more like “the cool girl next door”

    i will def. laugh at you and with you! keep'em cummin….(lol)

    good blog xilla!

  9. madison says:

    lmao… so true, so true!
    esp. the designer chick — lord knows that they got their ish from canal street!

    http://www.hostagenyc.com – for those captured by fashion, music, lifestyle & luxury

  10. Belly says:

    i know im extra-late but i gotta co-sign with this one Xan… i know a couple of phsyco-myspacers!!!!

  11. Belly says:

    i know im extra-late but i gotta co-sign with this one Xan… i know a couple of phsyco-myspacers!!!!

  12. mzvirgo says:

    AHAHAHA!! Those Canal Street girls! LMAO!!

  13. mzvirgo says:

    AHAHAHA!! Those Canal Street girls! LMAO!!

  14. LadyT says:

    *LOL* Another fine blog Xilla. I haven't been on in a while but you do it right every time! I'm about to be a single mother but I'm one of the other single mother's. My children come first and I'm not looking for anyone on a permanent basis right now, just want to hang out and chill.

    But you are probably right about the others though. *ROFL*

    Wow.

  15. LadyT says:

    *LOL* Another fine blog Xilla. I haven't been on in a while but you do it right every time! I'm about to be a single mother but I'm one of the other single mother's. My children come first and I'm not looking for anyone on a permanent basis right now, just want to hang out and chill.

    But you are probably right about the others though. *ROFL*

    Wow.

  16. mahesh154 says:

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  17. mahesh154 says:

    Thanks for the add and the support. If you have a massage therapist or are looking for one, stop by my page anytime to ask any questions that you may have. Stop by and check out the shop sometime. Thanks again.
    ——————————–
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  18. mahesh154 says:

    Thanks for the add and the support. If you have a massage therapist or are looking for one, stop by my page anytime to ask any questions that you may have. Stop by and check out the shop sometime. Thanks again.
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  19. mahesh154 says:

    Thanks for the add and the support. If you have a massage therapist or are looking for one, stop by my page anytime to ask any questions that you may have. Stop by and check out the shop sometime. Thanks again.
    ——————————–
    mahesh1
    [url=http://www.talkingdating.com][nline Dating[/url]-Online Dating

  20. Matt Mason says:

    Hilarious! But SO true about MySpace….Thanks for the warning and insights :)

  21. Matt Mason says:

    Hilarious! But SO true about MySpace….Thanks for the warning and insights :)

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